Uh oh... This could be fun. He's definitely drunk, or at least close to it, and that pretty little thing with a blouse full of big tits at the bar is about to be the target of his intentions.
Quiet little bar in the downtown Seattle area has decent atmosphere and reasonable prices. The workshop I've been sweating through all day is finally closed for the night, and I'm more than ready for a cold beer and some football on the tv. The 'floor show' is an added bonus, and I can't wait to see what's going to happen!
"Hi beautiful. What's your name?"
"Not interested, thanks."
"Oh come on... let me at least buy you a drink."
She waved him off and said again... "Not interested."
"Listen, I know you're not a pro... a very nice lady, I'm sure, but my wife just told me she wants a divorce and I am so fucking horny I can't stand it. How bout I give you a nice retainer.... Say $500, and you put that pretty little mouth to work on my problem?"
"Fuck you, asshole! Leave me the fuck alone!"
Mr. Defeated was out of ammo, and moved to the table next to mine. "Fuck me!" He didn't have much hope left for what was already a pretty crappy night, so I thought I might offer to cheer him up a bit.
"Not a great night, huh?"
"You can fucking say that again!" My wife just told me to find another state to live in and she's going to keep fucking my boss until he decides to put a ring on her finger!" One hell of a night, that's for sure. And to top it off, $500 bucks won't even buy me a blow job from that cunt at the bar!"
I knew it was a bit of a long shot, but he was pretty drunk.... Who knows?
"Listen, I know you were hoping for a pretty lady's warm mouth to ease your tension, but I can sure use the extra money, and if you just close your eyes and think about her big tits, I promise I'll suck a nice big load out of you. No hassles, and if you want a second go a bit later, I'll be very happy to go again, no extra charge."
He just stared at me for a minute, without saying a word, so I asked him if he wanted another drink. He didn't answer right away, so I signaled the bartender and two more drinks were promptly delivered.
"I am NOT gay!" He finally said, loud enough for the whole lounge to hear. The cutie at the bar looked over and I winked at her. She turned away like she was thoroughly disgusted, but I noticed that she kept looking over to see what was going to develop between her stalker and the mystery guy (me).
"I know you're not gay... neither am I, but like I said, I can sure use the money. I found out a long time ago that my thing is to please as many people as possible with my lips, tongue, and mouth. For a bunch of years, I thought that was only women, but then one of my girlfriends was very very hot to see me suck a cock, and I realized my oral fetish did NOT need to be limited to females only. Guys LOVE to have a warm mouth sucking their cock too, that's for sure!"
He didn't really want to look at me, but finally.... "If you suck cock, you're gay."
I smiled and said... "nope, I would definitely go for eating that little cutie at the bar's pussy before I'd chase you to pump a load into my mouth, but she's totally stuck up and I Do Love giving pleasure with my mouth, so there you have it."
He didn't say anything at first, and just nursed his drink for a bit, but finally he said, "your girlfriend wanted to watch you suck a cock? That's kinda weird isn't it?"
"Nope... I've actually found quite a few of the ladies who get excited watching me suck their man's cock and swallowing his load. And the guys don't seem to mind it at all either! I suck him off and then if they're both into more, I dive into her VERY WET pussy until she screams out an amazing orgasm! All in all, it's been one horny mother fucker!"
"Damn! I'm so fucking horny right now, but I don't think I could ever let a guy do me. I mean, that's just too fucking weird! I'm NOT gay, dammit!"
"Okay, let me ask you this... have you ever gone to a porn video shop? If you plugged the videos with a couple of bucks and stuck your cock through the glory hole, it's a guy sucking you off, NOT a lady. You know that, right? It's a guy's mouth, not a girl. The only difference is you're not seeing that it's a guy, but you KNOW it's a guy's mouth giving you pleasure. Same here. Close your eyes and think of that pussy at the bar, and I'll suck the cum out of your hard hard cock!. I'd absolutely love to get on my knees right now, right here, and suck the tension out of you, but I'm pretty sure the barkeep would kick us out. BTW, if I did get down and suck your juicy cock right here, I'll bet you dollars to donuts that the cutie at the bar would watch every second of it and her panties would be soaking wet before you filled my mouth with your load!"
"So, what do you say? I'm pretty sure your cock is very hard right now. Can I suck you?"
I knew the alcohol was working in my direction, but he was silent for a long while. He kept looking at the gal at the bar, and when she looked our way, curious about what he was going to do, he blushed a good bit and said, " I'm going to my room. Fuck this shit!"
As he got unsteadily to his feet, I quietly asked him, "what's your room number?"
