I work for Acme Consolidated International, in a tall building in downtown Chicago. I'm a middle manager, which means I take shit all day for a living. Today is no different. I get on the elevator on the 4th floor, headed for the 18th floor, where I have to deliver some papers to my boss.
The elevator stops on the 9th floor. The doors open. You get in. I've seen you around before, but don't know you, except that all eyes turn when you walk by. You are HOT. You are wearing a close fitting business suit that accentuates your magnificent body. Dangly earrings, and high heals complete the picture. Your hair hangs to your shoulders, with wisps cascading in different directions. You don't even notice me, as you turn around and press 24.
We assume normal elevator positions, facing forward, pretending we don't know the other exists. Somewhere around the 12th floor, there is a grinding sound, and the elevator comes to a halt. We both rock a little, and grab the walls for support.
"Shit," I say. "Just what we need."
"I second that," you say.
We look at each other briefly, then turn away. You put your briefcase down on the floor, and sigh.
A minute later someone above us calls down "are you OK?"
"Yes," I yell back, "but it's getting hot in here."
"How many of you are in the elevator?"
"Two" I say, "How long will it take?"
He says, "We know what's wrong, as it's happened before. It'll take about an hour. I'm sorry."
"Hey", I yell, "It's not your fault. Just get us out of here as quickly as you can."
"Will do," I hear.
"Damn, now what?" I say as I turn to you.
You actually really look at me for the first time and say "It's really hot in here, I'm taking off my jacket. You should too."
We do. I can't help staring at your perfect breasts and I am caught. You smile. I can't tell if it's a mischievous smile or not, but it is definitely a gorgeous smile.
You say "They're real, and they're spectacular."
I laugh and say "Oh, a fellow Seinfeld fan. Run away with me."
You say "I would, but we're stuck in an elevator."
"No matter," I say, " we can use our imaginations."
This flirting seems to be going well.
You say "Let's play a game to pass the time."
"OK let's play Rock, Paper, Scissors."
You laugh. Then you say, "I was thinking more along the lines of Doctor. And I get to be the doctor."
I respond "well, it just so happens that I'm due for my annual exam. Maybe you can save me a trip."
At this point it's pretty clear where this is going, and I am getting hard, and it's difficult to conceal.
You walk over to me and say "it seems that you have a problem here" and you touch the front of my pants.