(Writer's note: This is a true story, although names have been changed to protect the not so innocent and a little dialogue has been fudged because I can't remember it exactly. Enjoy.)
It had been a long day when my girlfriend came to pick me up from work.
Dealing with whiny customers, shelving CDs and listening to the Top 40 "adult contemporary" hits will drive anyone batty if they let it get to them. I was ready to go home, pop on the TV and just relax.
That is, until I saw Raquelle come in. Rocky, which I called her for short, was wearing a black dress that came barely past her ass. She was smiling big and I knew she only smiled that way when she has dirty thoughts on her mind. She came up, gave me a hug hello and pinched my ass playfully.
I jumped, of course. I looked at her in mock-anger and said, "Now watch it. I've had a bad day and you might just get pinched back."
She put on her best little girl pouty face and said "Um sowwy." She batted her eyes at me and then said, "I've got something that will make you feel better."
"Uh huh. What is that?" I asked.
She got up on the balls of her feet and whispered in my ear, "I not wearing any panties," then relaxed back down and giggled, covering her mouth to continue her little lolita act.
I was tempted to take her into the back room right then, but Randy, one of the sales associates, was in the store too and might raise questions to the manager the next day.