The Professor was an interesting guy when addressing his own subject, forensic pathology, but otherwise, thought Richard, he was as stimulating as a dry hump in Halifax on a wet Whit-Sunday. But because Queenie, Richard's wife, was the Prof's colleague, she had dragged him along to this dinner party in the big house near Regent's Park. Richard's battered old Jag was now parked outside, rubbing shoulders with shiny Mercs and sleek Porsches. Richard was parked inside, at the table, rubbing shoulders with a totally resistible, redheaded, 50-ish lecturer on tropical diseases.
"And I could be in the Plough right now," he thought, "watching Juicy Janey's big tits bouncing over the beer pumps...and wondering if there's a lucky guy she'll decide to blow tonight..." And his cock twitched in his boxer shorts as he remembered being the chosen one a week before...("Richard, darlin', will you come down to the cellar and help me change a barrel?" And hardly had the cellar trap closed above them when she was on her knees and grabbing for his crotch)...and he began to harden as he remembered her tongue teasing his swollen knob; her wide, wet mouth closing on him; the slurping sounds of enjoyment from her as she greedily gobbled his shaft; and, at the end, the way she had grinned up at him, with a thick thread of cum drooling from the corner of her mouth...
"Ah...er...sorry...didn't quite catch you..." (and neither will any other man who can run fast enough in the opposite direction); his ginger haired neighbour had asked him a question. She repeated it. Hastily rearranging his napkin to hide the bulge at his groin, he explained as politely as possible that, no, he didn't actually watch
Brookside
, and thus could not say whether or not it presented an accurate picture of hygienic practices on Merseyside c.1987. She subsided.
Really, thought Richard, the only women worth looking at here are Queenie—and she's my wife, and so doesn't count—and the Prof's wife. And how a guy as dry as a ten-year-old turd landed a looker like that is beyond me...although I suppose a life peerage, even if does date from the Callaghan years, and a shit-load of money from his dad's poison-gas works—or Chinese knocking shops, or whatever the family business was—helped a lot. Emma B-------, the Prof's wife, was not a type he usually fancied: tiny, fragile, no hips or bum...but her tits look promising in that low-cut dress, he mused...