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Margaret sighed and looked at her watch.
"It's been a while, hasn't it?" said the man in the chair to her left.
"I swear," she replied. They were sitting in the nondescript waiting room of their general-practitioner doc. "I feel like I've been here two hours."
"Well," he answered, "I've been here.. mmm ... " He looked at his watch. "Two and a quarter."
"You're kidding me!" she said. "This is ridiculous." Scanning around the various generic art prints and waiting-room chairs, she noticed that the whole place was empty.
"Huh."
A beam blocked her view of the reception desk. She stood up and walked around the beam. There was no one behind the counter.
"Were you here when..." She walked back to her seat and put a torn copy of Prevention back on the end table. "Who's the last person you saw go in?"
"There was a man in a Shriners cap. Like a fez."
"Oh, yeah. Him."
"I think that's the last one. A nurse called his name, Mr. Richelieu."
"That's right. Mr. Richelieu, and no one since then?"
"Uh uh."
"And no receptionist, and no foot traffic. This is really weird."
For lack of anyone else to look at, she got a better look at the man. Rather good looking, wearing little round specs, dark blue jacket, no tie. Young but for six or seven white hairs strewn through his otherwise brown hair.
She blinked.
"Peter Song," he said.
"Hi, I'm Margaret." They shook. She blinked again. "I mean, it's a minor mystery! What's going on? Should I just go back there?"
Peter nodded an I-don't-know-either.
"Hmm," he said. "Give it fifteen minutes and then leave?"
"But I don't want to give up my appointment!"
"Nothing serious, I hope?"
"No, nothing serious," Margaret said. "I had poison oak a few weeks ago and they made me come in because they were worried about an allergy. But I don't think... so what about you?" She smiled.
"I'm just here for a periodic checkup."
"What do you do?"
"Well," he said, "You're not going to believe this, but I did the cooling ducts for this whole place."
"Ducts?"
"The temperature control system. It's supported by a whole little system of air tunnels."
She peered and smiled.
"But I don't want to bore you. Uh, what about you?"
"Oh, I work downtown, and I'm getting a Masters."
"Oh really," Peter said. "What's it about?"
"Mm, history, sociology. Right now I'm writing a social history of Coney Island."
"Very interesting!"
"Well, I don't know, it interests me. I just-- hey, what's the time?"
"Quarter after."
"So it's been fifteen minutes. What is UP with this place?"
"Maybe it's a general strike."
"Do doctors strike? I hope they don't strike. I mean, it wouldn't just HAPPEN."
Peter reached in his pocket. "Margaret, would you like to continue this conversation in the employees' lounge?" He brandished a loop of keys.
Margaret blinked.
"I'd be willing to bet five bucks they'll never know we're gone. Besides, if we raise a fuss, they'll have to see us. This really is ridiculous. We can go and drink a 7-Up and come back."
"A 7-Up."
"Or something."
"Sure," Margaret said. "Why not?"