(Author's note: based on an idea from my dear friend Kees, with some input from him about the wording in places.)
"Are you really sure there's no other way?" the pretty young woman asked, her eyes wide in disbelief.
"Well, according to the surgeon's referral, the only other way to save the patient's life is a full amputation. Bunch of slackers!" replied Dr. Berger, and with a sudden squeeze of her fist she balled the referral letter and angrily threw it to the corner of the small examination room. "These young wannabes forget about their Hippocratic Oath the moment the last vowel crosses their lips!" she ranted. "I will not use the knife, not even, verily, on sufferers from stone," she proclaimed with an index finger raised in front of her face. "They pledged it all! But as soon as they actually have to do something to cure a patient, the first thing they do is reach for their scalpel!"
She swiveled in her chair to look earnestly into the blue eyes of her assistant in training. "But you, Claudia, you're not like those weak young men, are you? You will, and I quote, '...help the sick, and... abstain from all intentional wrong-doing and harm' won't you, Claudia? Promise me you'll abide by the ancient Oath, and do everything you can to help people overcome sickness and disease!"
With her breast swelling in pride and a confident voice, Claudia, Dr. Berger's young assistant, replied, "Of course, Dr. Berger! That is exactly why I want to become a doctor! To help people! To cure diseases! To make people better and relieve them and their loved ones from suffering! But it's just that... I'm not so sure if this cure you propose will cure whatever tropical disease Mr. Mueller has!"
Mr. Ralf Mueller so far had been quietly following the discussion between the two women but used the silence after Claudia's words to add his own concerns. Sitting up on the papered surface of the examination table, he nervously shifted his weight from one bare ass cheek to the other. He no longer tried to cover the fact that both his pants and underpants had been removed for the examination. The cold in the room had shriveled his penis, which now draped limply over his spotted, splotchy ball sack.
But at this point, he felt he must speak up. "I must agree with your assistant, Dr. Berger," he said. "The book you derived this cure from is ancient and doesn't live up to modern medical standards. On top of that, it was written by an Alchemist! How can you be so sure that my penis can be saved from amputation just by... errhhh... performing fellatio on it? And even if it could work, we can't put the health of your young assistant at risk! What if it's contagious?"
Dr. Berger looked surprised at the half-naked man in front of her over the rim of her reading glasses and, raising her index finger in the air again, spoke to the room in general. "The old Oath is sworn to Apollo, and also to Asclepius, Hygieia, and Panacea, who were founders of all the world's medical science. It's way more ancient than this book that you're impugning. The alchemists, too, were followers of the ancient gods."
She skewered the man with a withering look. "As a successful archaeologist, Mr. Mueller, you of all people should be aware of that!" Addressing them both now, she continued, "But you two wiseacres seem to forget that while this disease may be rare, it's not unique. In my 40 years of doctoring, I've cured over a dozen men of this ailment!" Again focusing a look of contempt on the man, she pronounced, "If, however, you'd rather have yourself castrated, I'll gladly refer you back to the surgeon you just came from!"
Both Mr. Mueller and Claudia looked baffled at the short, troll shaped woman in front of them, their eyes and mouths wide open in disbelief of her confession of fellating over a dozen men. Claudia was the first to regain her composure, and she was about to point out that obviously the doctor's experience made her the best choice to apply the treatment.
But Dr. Berger's wit was quicker. "Don't ask me why I'm not suggesting that I apply the cure, Claudia. Ask Mr. Mueller if he would rather receive daily fellatio from an old overweight, almost retired doctor, or from you, a pretty blonde medical undergraduate, just a few years his minor? Which of us is more likely to inspire maximum semen production and the most expedient release of a copious amount?" The silence that followed was pregnant with tension.
"Also, young woman, you're working with me to gain practical experience, and learn from my knowledge. Is this not so?" Claudia looked abashed, and silently lowered her eyes.
Hearing no reply, she continued. "Now, if you please, I would suggest we get started. The recipe for the cure is clear. The victim's semen contains a strong antidote against the virus, but in order for it to be effective it must be administered orally and remain at body temperature throughout the process. It's known to become ineffective immediately at lower temperatures. From experience, I can tell you that the most secure and efficient way is to give the man fellatio -- a blowjob, in the common parlance, Claudia. You collect his semen in your mouth and then share it with him as if you were performing mouth-to-mouth."
Turning her attention back to the patient, she said, "Mr. Mueller, are you listening, too? When you receive Claudia's kiss of life, you must swallow your semen. But make sure there is a little left for Claudia herself, for just ingesting a few drops will prevent her from catching your malady too."
Mr. Mueller stammered in shock, "You mean... swallowing my... own... cum?
"Yes, Mr. Mueller, that is exactly what I mean! And not just today! You'll need to take the antidote daily for the next fourteen days! So I strongly suggest you drink plenty of water and eat a healthy diet with lots of nuts to facilitate your body's sperm production. Add fruit and juice for good measure to add some flavor for poor Claudia! Now can we please move on with this? We have wasted enough time already, and I have other patients waiting!"
"But Doctor, I cannot possibly come here to your clinic for two weeks in a row! I have my work schedule to maintain, and..."
Dr. Berger interrupted him with a sigh. "Of course, of course. This clinic isn't usually even open on weekends, for that matter. But Claudia, my dedicated Claudia, knows that as part of her training, she must remain on call at all times."
Turning to her trainee, she continued, "Claudia, you'll see to it that Mr. Mueller receives his treatment once a day for all fourteen days, even if you have to meet him somewhere to do it. As he doesn't work on the weekends, you can open the clinic and meet him here for those treatments. On the other days, you can perhaps go to his home, or meet him at a cafe, or on the Metro -- whatever works."
Claudia's pupils looked as big a saucers, as she stammered, "A... a... a... cafe? On... on... on the Metro? In public?"
Dr. Berger looked a little exasperated. "Be discrete of course. You have your decorum to maintain. But giving a blowjob, if done with sufficient enthusiasm only takes a few minutes, and can certainly be done in a variety of locales. I only suggested a cafe or the Metro in case nothing else would work, given both of your schedules on any particular day."
Seeing the young blonde still hesitating, the doctor murmured, "Don't tell me you've never given a blowjob before. Do I have to describe the process to you, step by step?"
Claudia's cheeks and ears turned so crimson that they almost glowed. "No, Doctor. That will not be necessary. I've... I've done it before." She approached the patient, and as she did so, his own cheeks turned scarlet with the onset of a bout of humiliation. His hands fluttered around, as if he was trying to decide whether to cover his penis protectively, or move them farther out of the way.
Claudia was looking at his limp penis, staring at it as if it was a somnolent snake that she feared waking up. She observed how it was resting atop his ball sack, which was covered with that awful, almost hideous rash of angry looking spots. She certainly didn't want to touch those spots with her lips, but she wasn't certain if the procedure allowed her to handle the cock with other than her lips. She got an inspiration to delay the inevitable, at least for a few moments.
"Doctor, should I glove up before handling his... his... genitalia?" she inquired.
Dr. Berger managed to keep exasperation out of her voice as she replied, "No, Claudia. That isn't necessary. Your keratinized stratified squamous epithelium is sufficient protection during the handling." She turned to Mr. Mueller and clarified, "I just told her the skin on her hands would prevent her from contracting your illness as she handles your manhood."