I'm at home enjoying a quiet evening when I hear a knock at my door. Not expecting anyone, I am pleasantly surprised when I open the door and see you standing in front of me.
"Come on in, babe," I say with a smile, and you glide past me into my living room, giving me a devilish wink as you pass. "What can I do for you?"
Pulling a chair to the middle of the room, you turn to me and answer, "Oh, I just needed to use something of yours for a bit. Hope you don't mind."
"Of course I don't mind, babe. You're free to use anything of mine, any time," I respond with a friendly smile.
"Oh good, I was hoping you'd say that!" And with that, you remove your overcoat and toss it aside, standing before me wearing your knee-high black boots... and nothing else. Jackpot! "Now it's your turn, sexy. Get out of those clothes for me."
Despite starting with considerably more layers than you and having to pick my jaw up off the floor and put my eyeballs back in my head, I manage to reach the same level of dress as you in roughly the same amount of time. Smiling at me, you pat the chair beside you and beckon me over. "Come take a seat, darling." Don't mind if I do.
I sit down in the chair, and quickly you produce a rope and tie my arms together behind the back of the chair, rendering me completely at your mercy. I'm so excited about what I think is about to happen that it doesn't even cross my mind to wonder where you were keeping the rope all this time. Besides, now I'm stuck.
"Honey, I can't move my arms," I say to you, implying that I don't really feel like being tied up.
"That's ok, babe. I'm not here for your arms; they would just get in the way."