This chapter lets the anticipation build ... leading to some action in Chapter 3. Pleasure deferred is pleasure intensified.
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I did something I had never done before. I let Massimo win.
I hammered my first serves into the net, and let him feast on my second serves. I played to his forehand, and set him up with some juicy lobs. He wiped the floor with me, 6-1, 6-0.
But that was all part of the plan.
It was Wednesday evening, three nights before the next bridge club. We had agreed to get together for tennis, but both of us had something else on our mind: the bet. I let him slaughter me on the tennis court, on purpose, to put him in the proper frame of mind. I wanted Massimo feeling invincible, with nothing but contempt for me.
- "So ..." he said. "You been thinking?" My plan was working. Massimo was passing up the opportunity to gloat, or to offer some patronizing tips.
- "Yes, I have." I said. "We would need to establish some rules."
- "Rules?" said Massimo. "There's no rules in love and war, Normie."
- "This isn't love, Mass. It's fucking. It's a fucking competition." Even here, I was playing him. I wanted Massimo thinking about sex, not romance. Besides, I already knew that he had no respect for rules or codes, as he showed when he tried to steal my prom date, Susie.
- "What kind of rules are you talking about?" he asked.
- "Well, you talked about 'banging' these girls ... I assume that doesn't mean a blowjob. You meant intercourse, right?"
- "Right." agreed Massimo.
- "And you weren't planning on using a date-rape drug, or getting them so wasted that they couldn't remember what happened - were you?"
- "No! Geez, Normie - what do you take me for?" Massimo managed to look offended.
- "Sorry - I had to ask. What about Beth?" I asked.
- "What about her?"
- "She's in a relationship, with Jake." I pointed out.
Massimo shrugged. He could care less about other people's relationships - including mine.
- "Whatever." he said. "But Jake is a dork. And the minute they break up, she's fair game."
I gave Massimo a long look. He would break them up if he could, and bang Beth before the dust had settled - if he could. I despised Massimo. But he could still surprise me, by sinking to new lows.
- "Alright." he continued. "What do we do about proof? I ain't doin' it with you hidin' in the closet, that's for sure."
- "I'm willing to take the girls' word for it. If necessary, I'll just ask them if they slept with you. If they admit it, that's good enough for me. But that brings up another point: no telling them about the bet. It stays a secret, until it's over."
Massimo nodded. "Ok. But when is it over? How long do I - we - have to do this?"
- "A year." I said.
- "A YEAR?" Massimo erupted. Heads turned at other tables as people looked over.
- "That's right." I said. "For one thing, you may be right about Jake and Beth. But we may need time for that relationship to end naturally, and for her to get over it. More important, you've had a head start, and a big advantage. I just met these girls, but you've known them for three months. And you work with them every day."
- "So?" Massimo tried to look innocent. And utterly failed.
- "So you've probably been working on the girls already. Hey!" I tried to act like a thought had just occurred to me. I pointed a finger at Massimo. "How do I know you haven't already slept with one of them?"
From the look on his face, I knew immediately that he had. Carmen, most likely.
- "New rule, then." I said. "Even if you've already slept with them, it doesn't count unless it's in the next year - starting tomorrow."
I could see his mind working. Massimo didn't seem too worried, so he was confident that he could repeat with that girl. That made me 95% sure that it was Carmen.
- "Alright." he finally agreed. "Is that it for the freakin' rules? What are you - some kind of lawyer?"
- "That's it - except for the stakes."
I gave Massimo time to consider that, while I produced a pen and wrote the rules down on a napkin.
Full vaginal intercourse
No breaking up the girl's relationship (if she is in one)
No revealing the secret
The girl must consent (no drugs / excessive alcohol)
The girl must admit it afterwards
Must take place in the next calendar year
(I included the date)
STAKES
: (and I left this space blank)
I handed Massimo the napkin. He had had several minutes to think about the bet. Now it was all about psychology. I was hunched over, leaning across the table, looking considerably smaller than him. I was wearing an old Celtics jersey, hoping that he might think of basketball, a sport where he had dominated me. As a final touch, the writing on the napkin was legible, but sloppy.
Massimo was studying me, a calculating look in his eyes. Was he reminiscing about high school, when I had not had much success with the ladies?
- "How much were you thinking?" he asked.
- "A thousand." I said, without hesitation.
Massimo didn't reply. Did I see a little disappointment there?
I spoke again. "Per girl."
- "A thousand each?" Massimo was attentive now.
- "If you sleep with all four, and I don't, I would owe you four grand." I explained. "If we both sleep with all four before the year is out, then it's a tie."
- "What if I get all four, but you only get three?" Massimo wanted to know.
- "Then I owe you four thousand. If you sleep with three, and I don't match that, then I would owe you three grand. And so on."
Massimo needed quite a bit more time to make up his mind. But in the end, he did what I expected - and hoped - he would do.
He thrust his hand at me, across the table.
- "You're on." he said, grinning.
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You might consider me crazy for coming up with this plan, especially given the fact that I had only met these girls once. Even old Edgar Allan Poe might have been questioning my sanity. But I knew Massimo, and I knew myself. He was expecting a slam dunk competition, but I was planning a contest of strategy.
In a sense, it was not unlike a hand of bridge. You have to lead your cards in the right order. I would try to win the bet. But my main goal - my only goal, actually - was to make sure that Massimo
did not win
.