The office has been abnormally quiet; neither of us willing to talk about what has happened. You go about your business and I go about mine. Each of us seem to be afraid to mention what happened the other day. Afraid of breaking the spell? Unsure that it had really happened? Embarrassed? Or delighting in the possibility of it happening again?
And it doesn't help that you've dressed provocatively again today. I can barely concentrate on the job at hand. Two clients calling, angry about back orders, a late payment, and a way-too-long call from corporate about my branch's numbers. Who cares? If they could see you walking around in the outer office, they'd understand that I'm not working too hard on meeting their unrealistic quotas. What man gives a shit about order fulfillment while a beautiful girl struts around in a short skirt twelve feet away?
I don't.
But all the same, if I'm going to keep this failing branch open—and you and I gainfully employed—I need to at least keep business rolling in. And that's going to mean filling those back orders. A little research on my desktop computer reveals that one of them might be a simple clerical error; it appears to be in stock. The part numbers are a dyslexic's nightmare; and they're no picnic even if you don't have issues with reading. Long alpha-numeric codes define every damned little widget in that cavernous, dusty warehouse. And those parts are shrink wrapped, bubble wrapped, carded, boxed, bagged, and packaged in just about every type of container known to man.
No wonder the two remaining warehouse guys can't fill an order. We kept the two least paid guys, not the most qualified. "Awesome foresight, you corporate dweebs." My irritation grows by the minute.
I stab at the intercom button for the warehouse and accidentally and unknowingly press the one for "All".
"Tom. Call the office. Tom, office."
I see your head pop up as my annoyed voice is loudly broadcast from the phone right in front of you and your hand go to your mouth as you try to suppress your amusement at my mistake.
And the phone sits silent, mocking me.
You turn around, and make a motion as of a person spooning food into their mouth. My annoyance increases as I realize that Tom is at lunch. Dammit, this means that I will have to deal with Jose. And just as I hit the button to page Jose—the correct button this time—I see Jose walking through the office past you with his lunchbox in his hand.
"Jose?" I call, "Can you double check a part number for me? I bet we really do have this in stock."
His dismissive answer is, "No comprende," and he is gone.
Dammit, I hate that guy. Everyone here knows he speaks English.
I'll find it myself. In an increasingly annoyed state, I rise, stride past you, and go into the warehouse. The heat is stifling in the still and darkened space. No wonder those two are pricks; they work in a furnace for eight hours a day. I hate coming back here.
Twelve minutes later, I'm soaked, dusty, and near lost. The part is not in the bin where our plan-o-gram says it should be. In fact, the bin isn't even where it should be.
A little bit of searching though, and I've laid hands on the parts. I took a lucky guess and surmised the right combination of jumbled characters and out of sheer luck, found the stupid items.
Back in the office, I dump them on your desk. "What the fuck is wrong back there? Those two seem to be making up their own methods of stocking three million dollars worth of parts."
Your eyes tell me that you don't like my tone. I've hurt you with my anger; it's not directed at you, but all the same, you're the one here feeling the brunt of it. "What?" I ask. I know damned well what. I just need to be mad right now and I can't help but spill over onto you.
"Why are you pissed at me?" you ask. "I'm not in charge of those guys. I never go back there."
I bristle at your defiance. I just need to be mad but you talking back to me has raised my irrational anger to a new level. But that's all I'm capable of. I can't speak harshly to you any more than I have. Before I can make myself angrier, I storm off and re-enter the convection oven of our storage facility. Since I had such luck finding the first item, maybe I'll do as well with the others.