The Bitch #1: Hammer Time

I'm lucky to have great neighbours: apart from the ones at the back. Lloyd is a fat guy in his 50s. Somehow he got Linda, a busty 30's Glaswegian and together they have a pair of noisy and rude teenagers.

It was a hot Australian Christmas Eve and I'd been stripping the crappy living room carpet all day. Sadly, the brats next door decided to dump logs into my garden for fun. Each time, they'd throw them over the fence, and I'd toss them back, then Lloyd had steamed round yelling at me for throwing his kids' crap back over, becoming more irate than before and ignoring my reasoning about why.

By now, it was late afternoon, and I finally finished stripping the carpet and dumping it in the skip. Despite all the windows open, I'd become so hot that I'd dumped my top and was now just in shorts. Dumping the heavy carpet in the skip and patching holes in the fibreboard floor meant I was soaked, despite just wearing shorts now clinging to my waist. As I packed up the tools and the rubbish, I heard thumps again: the little bastards had tossed the logs back over, so I shot down the garden and flung their shit back over, becoming even hotter. As I huffed back to the house, I heard loud male and Glaswegian shouting but dismissed it as there was no sound of her punching him, and headed into the shower, dropping my shorts on the floor.

I turned the water on, with the cold stream cooling my hot muscles and I soaped my hot body, playing gently with my long cock to relax, though making it harder and thicker, then I luxuriated in the cooling stream as the soap washed off.

I heard the gate bang and Linda yell, "Come out here and fucking shove your shit back over." I slammed the shower mixer off, and shot out, sliding along the tiled floor with my wet feet, then skated along the hall's wooden floor and into the stripped bedroom.

I jumped into the garden and myopically made her out: she was in her bikini that barely covered her huge tits and wide pussy. "Why did you shove your crap over my fucking fence," she yelled at me, leaning in and I saw her big tits bounce, though she didn't notice that I was wet and naked.

"Because your little bastards chucked your shit over," I returned trying to push the foul-mouthed cow out, but my cock was going hard at the site of this bitch.

"It's your shit," she yelled and swung at me, causing her tits to bounce again, but this time her strap snapped, and her bikini shed its huge contents.

I pushed my hand out and caught her tits, then recoiled in shock, and my cock shot up in shock too. "Someone ought to put something in your foul mouth," I yelled back.

"You're a lazy fucker, shoving your shit over my fence," and she took another swing at me, though her tits bounced hard as she leaned into me.

I grabbed her neck and pulled her down, shoving her big mouth onto my fat cock. "Suck this you cow," I yelled, and surprisingly her lips locked on my fat cock. I pushed her foul head down on my cock, pushing it deep into her nasty mouth as she gagged, then pulled it off me and immediately shoved it back into her shocked lips and she moaned, then I pulled her straight up.

"You've got a foul mouth," I snarled at her as I grabbed her tits, pushing her against the wall, and kissed her nastily. I reached down and pushed her panties aside, shoving my hard cock between her legs and pushing deep into her surprisingly wet pussy. I Frenched her hard as her shocked tongue grabbed mine and she stood there stunned as I shoved my thick, wide cock hard and fast into her pussy, hitting the top. She moaned as I pulled out, then pushed back in hard, it and then my balls hitting her entrance as my tongue stifled her moans as I pounded her pussy, mouth, and huge tits. I kissed her hard and suddenly pulled out, pulling her bottoms off.

I put my fingers in her pussy, grabbing her two-piece with my other hand and pulled her down the garden to near the fence where I could see her house, then pushed her onto a table. "I want to see that miserable bastard know what his cow has been up to," I yelled out as I pushed my cock roughly into her wet and naked hole, then grabbed her tits for stability. She leaned up, seeing my cock ramming her pussy as my hands grabbed and pawed her tits and her pussy tightened as she started to moan. I felt my balls tighten as she moaned louder, squeezing me as I squeezed her tits hard, then she screamed as I shot my snow into her nasty hole.

I pulled her up from behind and pushed her onto the lawn by my cock. I grabbed her tits hard, pushing them together, and rammed my cock between them, pushing up. I fucked her tits hard and fast and soon snowed them. I pushed head her over and onto my snowy cock as she gurgled. "Now suck this," I yelled, and I felt her tongue and lips work it and moan on me, cleaning off all the snow.

I pulled her upright and threw her clothes over the fence. "Now you have to walk home and show that prick my snow," I called, roughly kissing her as I pushed her out of the gate with my snow dripping out of her pussy and off her tits.