Chapter 7 -- Assume the Position
Our taxi pulls up to the curb on the 5th Avenue side of the Metropolitan Museum, just off 82nd. I remind you to carefully manage your skirt while climbing the 30-some steps to the main entrance since, as I asked, you aren't wearing panties. You laugh, but then look behind you and realize I'm not kidding. Without panties, if you aren't careful, you'll flash your bare ass (and much more) to any lucky pedestrian who happened to look up the stairs from street-level.
Once inside the Met, I buy our tickets and ask you to grab a map so we can locate the Japanese gallery without wasting time. The museum closes in less than an hour. You point out the Japanese collection is on the 2nd floor, so I follow you upstairs, guarding your rear.
We head up the grand staircase, with you carefully monitoring your skirt. You point in the direction of the Japanese Gallery, but I take your hand and lead you the other way. You seem confused by this, but go where I take you.
We walk around the main stairs and then double back 180ΒΊ so we can overlook the lobby from the Great Hall balcony. We're looking down from the southwest balcony with our butts facing the Greek room. We laugh at this naughty irony.
Leaning on the railing, I suggest we make a photo essay of our New York adventure. I say that I want you to take photos of the scenery with your cell phone, while I hold my camera at arm's length for a selfie of us as you shoot. You're puzzled by this silly game, but comply.
I direct you to the balcony and suggest you shoot a photo looking down on the expansive lobby. You lean on the railing to frame your shot. Then I lean against you from behind. You instantly realize what I really have in mind. I'm wearing a mid-length coat that hangs down below my pants pockets. Leaning against you, my coat extends below the bottom of your skirt. I look around. The spot I chose for us is devoid of people.
After reaching up your skirt in the restaurant on our first date, I discovered that you are excited by surreptitious public arousal. So, I intend to take this fantasy to another level. And, I want to scare you a little bit too, just to heighten your arousal. My goal is to short-out the conventional connections in your rational mind and leave you with nothing but pure "Id" and crazy with lust.