The morning after I killed Olivia I tried to figure out what my next step would be. The previous night had been spent stashing away the bodies in the hidden trunk of my Town Car, and setting up Crystal, Mina's house manager, to run the bar for a few days while Mina recovered. After getting her affairs squared away, Mina and I stayed in bed all night and most of the morning. We hardly spoke at all, just touched and loved, and tried to erase the horror we had been through. I'd like to think that this could be the start of something new between us, but I had a funny feeling that Mina wouldn't want to be seeing much of me after today.
So what to do next? I sat at the bar with Olivia's purse. Lucky for me she was stupid. She had no wallet or ID, which was a mistake. If you get tangled up with any kind of law enforcement, no ID raises almost as many red flags as an obvious fake ID. She had the usual assortment of feminine accessories, and best of all, a PDA. According to her calendar she had an appointment with 'Jonathan' this afternoon at 3 o'clock. It even had the address on it. Ain't technology grand?
I made sure Mina was safe and secure, and set out to keep Olivia's last appointment. The address was in a pricey part of town, and turned out to an old Victorian mansion surrounded by a high stone wall. I pulled up to the speaker in front of the security gate. A female voice asked who I was. Good question.
'Jack Blades, for Jonathan.' I replied.
The only answer I got was a buzzing sound as the security gate slid open. I pulled the Town Car through and drove right up to the front door, where a gorilla waited for me. He wasn't really a gorilla, but did a fabulous impression. What is it about hired muscle that precludes any semblance of intelligence? As I got out of the car he was quickly at my side, forcing me up against the car as he expertly frisked me. Maybe this guy wasn't such a monkey after all, he found everything I was carrying, even the ones in the soles of my shoes that noone ever finds. Satisfied that I was now reasonably non-lethal, I was escorted into the house.
One look inside told me there was more to this outfit than met the eye. While the outside was ancient and run down, the inside was very modern and well kept. Speaking of well-kept, so was the blonde that monkey-boy handed me off to. Tall, tan, and curvy in all the right places, her straight hair fell just past her shoulders, which were freckled like her chest β what I could see of it over her strapless sundress.
'Jonathan is waiting for you' she said, and I recognized the voice as the one at the gate.
'Thank you' I said as she took my arm and led me into a library. This room looked like it had been lifted whole from the set of 'Masterpiece Theater'. Huge leather chairs, leather bound books everywhere. A well-dressed man, presumably Jonathan, sat behind a desk, which had all of my favorite weapons on it. He stood and gestured to a chair in front of the desk. Not seeming to have a choice, I sat down. The blonde took the chair next to me, while Mighty Joe Young closed the door and stood in front of it.
'I must thank you for keeping our appointment, Mr. Blades', Jonathan said, smiling.
'I'm only here because you had an appointment with the woman I killed last night.'
'Too true', Jonathan replied, 'but there was never any doubt it would be you sitting in that chair today. You are going to be working for me now.'
'I don't remember sending in a resume' I cracked, trying to puzzle out where this was going.
'You've been working for me since the moment you picked up Lauren at Mina's. Lauren and Olivia had become something of a problem in our little organization. I tasked each of them to kill you with no expectation that they would succeed. Thus I have tested your skills, and eliminated two internal problems at the same time.'
'What is it that I am supposed to do for you?'
'I don't know yet. My instructions were merely to secure your services. The people that I answer to will arrive tomorrow to deal with you personally. For tonight, Amanda here will make sure you are comfortable and still among us in the morning.'
I turned to look at Amanda, who was already standing up. 'Come with me, I'll show you to your room, then we can get you some dinner.'
As I reached the door with the blonde bombshell, Jonathan called out:
'Mr. Blades, you are a guest here, and shall be treated as such, but if you try to leave the house, Rocco here will be waiting to teach you a lesson.'
I don't respond well to threats.
'Rocco? Are you fucking kidding me? This ape's name is really Rocco? Am I in a bad movie, or what?' I barked as I launched myself at the goon.
This turned out to be a big mistake. Rocco easily deflected my kick, and in moments had me on my knees before him. My head was caught that hold you've seen in movies a thousand times where the hero breaks the bad guy's neck with his bare hands. The problem is, it doesn't really work that way. It just twists your enemy's neck, hurts like hell, and pisses him off. Kind of like how I was pissed off now. I leapt to my feet and in two giant strides grabbed one of my blades from the desk. I turned around just in time to catch Rocco and twist him around into pretty much the same hold he'd had me in. I was pretty sure it would end differently, though, because I had eight inches of razor sharp steel to his throat.
I'll tell you another thing that's not like the movies. Cutting a man's throat is not a quick slice across the neck and good night bad guy. It takes muscle and leverage and a willingness to find your self covered in a geyser of blood. Not really my thing. Shifting my grip on the knife, I yanked it upwards, so the blade went up under the chin, through the roof of his mouth and into his brain before he even knew what hit him. I dropped him, still twitching, to the floor and turned to my host.
'I will stay or go as I please. Amanda?'
She was right there to lead me away from a very pale Jonathan. I kind of had the idea that Jon hadn't ever seen anything like me before. It made me wonder if he really knew what he was involved in. Then I remembered that I didn't really know what I was involved in.
The lovely Amanda took me to a very nice room. It had a huge four poster bed, and connected to a private bath. This would definitely do. As I took in my surroundings, Amanda opened an armoire and selected a few items, which she laid on the bed.
'These should fit you just fine. I'll be back soon with some dinner.'
'Are you locking me in?'
'Yes, but only because I have to' she gave me a dazzling smile and left me to my thoughts.
I went into the bathroom and found an enormous sunken hot tub. Thinking that this was just too good to pass up, I started the water running and began to undress. By the time I was ready to get in the tub was full of steaming hot water. Immediately the tensions of the last few days began to leave my body. I don't know how long I sat in the fog before a voice snapped me right back to the moment.
'Now this looks mighty comfortable, may I join you?' Amanda stood in the doorway with a covered tray, which she set on the floor.