'My Crazy Girlfriend' isn't autobiographical, but I do borrow from my real life for it. It primarily came from a wild weekend my husband and I spent a few years ago. So, follow me back as we turn the clock back to 2018 in a college apartment in Baton Rouge.
My husband, then boyfriend -who I won't name so let's call him Daniel- and I had a little get together. It was a rowdy little soiree with a mix of dregs and Greek life, all of whom, myself included, had way too much to drink. It started innocently enough, the party had broken down to a few clusters of people who already knew each other chatting in corners, and someone throwing up in our one bathroom.
Now, I don't have a slutty, blonde, sister who could tease my boyfriend into infidelity with her precocious ways and young body; but I did have a roommate at the time and her name was Jessie (for the sake of the story.) And she was blonde and slender, and she could pull boys with the best of them. She wasn't quite as soullessly horny as Maggie, but she wasn't exactly 'wife material' yet either.
As the party wound down, somewhere between 1:30am and 3am (I don't remember it was six years ago) Jessie, Daniel and I were on the couch watching some terrible show. Pretty much everyone had left as I recall and if anyone hadn't, they had blacked out. The room was spinning, I could barely stay upright and Daniel who has no self-control pulled me into a kiss.
It was a long, salacious kiss with plenty of tongue. Now, you might be thinking, 'this sounds like some shady lack of consent'. And you'd be partially right, but I pretty routinely encouraged this kind of behavior from him because it's easier for me to have fun when I can't over think things. (I'm not Liv.) He felt my chest and made my insides ache and I could feel myself getting damp as his hand groped me.
I put my hand on him to feel how hard he was getting, and he shuddered in response. He was rock-hard and I could feel it through his jeans. I rubbed his lap with my palm, feeling his shaft below me flexing against my hand. His soft lips and aggressive tongue left my mouth and moved to my neck. Jessie must have heard me gasp and she pushed me.
"Hey, keep the PDA down, will you?"
I gave Jessie the middle finger, panting louder, "He's my boyfriend and I can get seduced whenever I want." I said, my voice pouty as my words slurred.
Ok, I have to explain what happens next. During our time at LSU, Jessie, Daniel, and I had a fairly loose, playful dynamic. To this point, nothing explicit had happened between Jessie and I or Daniel and her, but the boundaries weren't always super clear. Jessie was pretty comfortable sitting in his lap during movies, or just to be silly, she wasn't prone to being appropriately dressed when he was over, and she did a fair amount of too close for comfort joking with me.
All of this was able to happen because I had lived with Jessie before I met Daniel, and Jessie had earned my trust with previous boyfriends over my time in college. She spanked me from time to time, which she thought was very funny, and she once stuck ice down my shirt to try and get my nipples to stand up as a goof when I was annoyed with being single.
Daniel and I had been together for about a year at this point and so these kinds of behaviors were common and never raised any red flags. As you'll see, I was perfectly capable of raising and flying my own red flags. Now, if you're reading about how my roommate sat on my boyfriend's lap and I was perfectly fine with it and going, 'hey, that sounds familiar', you'd be correct. MCG Parts 1-3 was inspired primarily by this incident. They weren't the same but, well, you'll see.
Daniel licked and sucked on my neck, his hand groping and squeezing my admittedly, almost flat chest. After flicking off Jessie, I pulled him back into a kiss, letting my tongue try and mate with his, gasping and making quiet sounds into the kiss. I felt the couch shift and bounce on the other side of me. Good, I thought, Jessie is going to bed and Daniel, and I can have some fun.
But she wasn't going to bed. She had gotten up, walked around the couch, around the coffee table, to Daniel's side of the couch and- pushing me away- dropped into his lap. He let out a grunt and suddenly the chronically unshaven face I had been loving was out of reach. Behind her, his hands were splayed out as though he were a cartoon that had just been crushed by a piano. Jessie crossed her arms and legs.
I pointed at her, "Jessie, I'm really drunk, and really horny. If you don't get up you'll be the one who gets made out with."
She shrugged, "Whatever, I'm not scared. As long as I'm not third wheel."
"You could avoid that by leaving." I said, pointing to her door.
"You're the one that wants to get laid, you leave" She laughed back, pointing to mine.
"I'm drunk and dizzy, it's happening here, now is it happening to you or to him?"
"I am not moving; this is my living room too." She said with a biting tone.
"Suit yourself!" I pulled myself up to the height of her face, propped up on my boyfriend as she was and grabbed her lips with mine. She squeaked with surprise but quickly parted her plump, pink lips to kiss me back. My heart was racing, my chest was tight and my abdomen started to ache again as her delicate, feminine lips and tongue intertwined with mine. I was shaking with adrenaline and intoxicating with lust. Without thinking I put my hand on her leg, just under the hem of her tight, white dress.
She squirmed and whimpered on top of Daniel breaking our kiss, "Keep going."
I let my fingers drift up her thigh and her hips started to move as I traced higher and higher. Below her, Daniel raised his hand, with a single finger in the air, "Uh..." He pffted blonde hair away from his mouth, "... babe?"
Now, I mentioned dubious consent earlier. While I encouraged Daniel to take full advantage when I was inebriated, I never did anything of the kind with Jessie. I was clearly way drunker than she was and as you'll see, she took full advantage of it. In her defense I wasn't exactly pumping the breaks on all this, but she didn't exactly make sure I was ok with where it was all going either.
She was on top of him, reclined against his chest, with me perched above her, kissing her with the raging, sapphic, lust that had been sparked by what was supposed to be a joke. She was squirming at the hips, her own body clearly craving what I was it and poor Daniel was trapped below this wiggling, slutty, mess with what I could only assume was a powerful erection.
Jessie pulled out of our kiss and giggled, "Your poor boyfriend is so hard."
"I would be too with a slut squirming on top of me." I said, leaning over to kiss her neck, my fingers still playing against her tanned thigh.
She laughed, "Who are you calling a slut?"
"The girl grinding her ass into my boyfriend." I said sharply, kissing down her neck to the exposed cleavage of her thin, white, dress.
"You started it." She said with an evil smile, deliberately rocking her hips to taunt me.
"I started it? You sat in his lap!" I snapped back. She laughed again.
"I am constantly sitting in his lap, you don't usually seduce me while I'm there."
"I was hoping you'd get off." I said, suddenly laughing at how it sounded.
"Mmm, I almost did. And if you keep going, so might he."
That comment almost gave me a panic attack. The thought of getting her off was something I was starving for in the moment, and the thought that doing so would get him off, made me want to even more. Something about using a girl's body as a toy to satisfy him stoked the fires in my chest and hips with a violent intensity.