My phone beeped, it was a text from Sammy and jenn. It said, sad days are done, we will be over in a little bit, we are taking you out.
Sammy and jenn were my best friends, we met at college we all were on softball team scholarships. Sammy and jenn became a couple at a party after our division championship party.
These girls are wild, and crazy, but lots of fun. I was out with them one night at a party at a bar, turned out it was a local hangout for lesbians.
I was straight, but since I had been hanging out with these crazy girls, my curiosity had gotten to me when they introduced me to Devon. A friend of a friend.
Devon was pretty, tall blonde, very athletic build. We spent the whole party talking, and by the end of the night we were kissing. Needless to say, she brought me out of my shell.
We all went out and Devon and i got really serious, and decided to move in together. I had plenty of room in my aunts condo she let my parents rent for me while I was in college.
After college I decided to stay, Devon was a manager at Home Depot. And i was working at a law firm. But after a few months Devon began to change.
She had cut her long beautiful hair off into this buzzed man cut combed to the side. Cute, kind of like the singer Pink. And she started dressing more guy like.
She didn't wear skinny jeans or leggings anymore, always baggy cargo pants. I thought it was just a work thing, being the manager of a hardware store.
69 was our favorite position, well it was definitely mine. I loved to be on top. I loved having control over lowering my pussy to meet her tongue. Or grinding it on her mouth. And lifting it up when it was too intense.
one day she brought home a present, we opened it together and i was shocked, it was a Feeldoe, a realistic penis dildo with an insert for it to be worn inside a vagina so the wearer would look like they had a penis. A new style, replacing the bulky harness strapon dildos we would look at at the love shop.
Now, we had some toys, and i do like having a cock shape toy inside of me once in a while but what sets me off to the moon is when I'm in control of my mound.
But Devon was really excited about it, she had talked about a strapon for weeks. And I agreed to it, but really wasn't thrilled about as much as she was.
So we headed off to the bedroom to try it out. We stripped naked and I climbed on the bed. I reached into the nightstand for my little magic bullet vibrator and started getting ready.
Devon must have been excited cause she didn't even need any lube to slide the short side into her vagina. She was really getting into character once it was inserted and the cock dangled down. She bucked her hips making it swing up and down.
She grabbed it and held it, she stood there next to the bed licking her lip's watching me buzz my clit. She was stroking it pretending she was a guy jacking off.
She quickly jumped up on the bed. My legs were already spread wide and i was just getting wet. She knelt down over me and asked if I was ready. She kissed me once and lifted herself up and positioned the tip of the dildo on my hole. She was about to jab it into me, when I reached down and grabbed it.
I said hold on cowboy. Let me get it lubed up. I rubbed the tip up and down my pussy trying to get to lube it up with my juices. I would have lathered my pussy up with my favorite lube, but I'm hoping for some 69 action after she gets tired of playing.
Once i let go, she thrust and stabbed me with her cock. It felt real, it had been a while since my jr year at college, but felt just like my roommates brother Adam. We hooked up at thanksgiving dinner when I went home with her.
Devon was like a virgin, like a 16 year old boy, she didn't have any rhythm. All she had was thrust and power. She was pounding me good. I was moaning, not from the pleasure, but from the intensity, the friction, and pressure. Its been a long time since I was fucked hard and put away wet.
It was ok, she confused my moans for liking it, but it was just ok, what I really wanted was to flip over and grind my clit on her tongue. After she finished she pulled out and left me there, damn I thought to myself, am i back in high school. Just fucked and left.
Devon was changing, she wasn't shaving her lags or pits, and she started taking testosterone. She told me she wanted to transition. And wasn't long after she started she wasn't into me anymore. Literally and figuratively.
So it has been 6 months since Devon left me. With work, i had no time to go out and play. So i had a feeling that Sammy and Jenn were coming over for an intervention.
Sammy and Jenn showed up in short tight glitter sparkling dresses, these girls are gorgeous, they always have been. Not what typical lesbians look like, but more like porn movie lesbians. And seeing them dressed this way, I knew I was in trouble.
They were already tipsy, and told me to go shave, and they yelled, everything! In unison. And we mean everything they yelled again. Make that kitty pretty!
So i did exactly what they said, but i was way ahead of them, i did have time for the usual mani pedi, and i had recently treated myself to a Brazilian. So i was smooth.
When i got out of the shower, they had rifled through my closet and got out a little while sparkling dress i was supposed to wear last new years eve. But since the break up wasn't interested in it.
They made me slip it on, grabbed my heels to match, I even had these little white satin little rhinestone, trim, G string panties to wear under it. They said absolutely perfect. Delicious. We are going to get you laid or licked tonight whichever you prefer.
I did my hair and make up and I slipped a tiara on my head and a banner over my shoulder said birthday girl. I started the protest and said it's not my birthday, but they told me that they devise this plan to get me out and the only way to really get me laid is to let everybody know it's my birthday, they said that always works.
So we got ready and they said that they had Marisol Jenn's assistance's sister to drive us all night so we don't have to worry about Uber. We went down and got the car, Marisol didn't speak very good English, but the girls told her where to go.
They told me they had a special treat for dinner, and as we were driving, I recognized the direction we were going. I told him no I can't go in there dress like this, they said no this is perfect. Everybody goes here for birthdays. I said yes, but not dressed like this they said come on it will be fun.
So we pulled up to this 50s theme retro diner. It was always busy and had a huge line out the door. Everybody went there for their birthdays. The waiters and waitresses always were in character, rude, obnoxious, and fun.
So I pulled up out front and got out. Everyone was looking at us, especially this dad. He was grinning he must've got the perfect show. I'm sure he saw every panty we were wearing as we got out our dresses were very short.
So I told the girls I don't wanna wait outside here and dress like this for hours, they said, oh, don't worry we made special arrangements. And I said this place doesn't take reservations. They said don't worry about it. Everything's under control.
And all three of us hopped into the glass revolving doors. These silly girls being tipsy, already shut us spinning around in our heels, doing the cha-cha as we went round and round in circles in the glass, revolving door everyone inside, and outside the restaurant was watching.
Once inside, we were escorted over to a booth. The place was packed. It was busy, crowded, loud everyone laughing having a good time so I decided to just go with it.
We were waiting for our server to come over a few past us and the girls kept trying to flag them down but their characters were to be rude and obnoxious and they were joke with the girls telling them to wait. They will get there turn.
Finally, we were greeted by our waiter, and said hi my name is big Richard, but you can call me Dick, of course Sammy and Jen couldn't resist, they said, does that mean we can call you big dick and he said if the shoe fits I wear it.
All the waiters and waitresses had big in front of their name big Suzi, big John it was part of the characters since the name of the restaurant was called big teds.
the music was playing, and big Richard had to run off. There's one song that comes on, and all the waiters and waitresses dance down the aisle, they pull customers out of the chairs and get them to dance in between them.
Richard was over a few booths away dancing, he pulled out this old lady. To dance with him. Then he danced around and came over to our booth and pulled me out, leading me by the hand, he never let go, he held my hand as we all danced in line.
After the music stopped, he escorted me and help me slide back into the booth, my dress was hiking up, and I'm sure you can see the twinkle of the rhinestones on my panties as I tried to pull my dress down.
He said OK ladies are you ready to order? What's it going to be or you guys ready for the big one Sammy and Jenn, joked back, saying, we are vagitarians, but she might be ready for a big one.
Richard looked right at me and said, are you ready for something big long meaty and juicy sliding into your mouth?