Thursday night at the 'meat market' and they are out in full force. It's been a long day at work and I just want a quick drink, and then head for home. Elbowing my way to the bar, there are blondes and brunettes and red heads. Tall and short, young and old. A veritable feast for the eyes, every dream I ever had, and every fantasy I could ever imagine. But not being in the mood to put on my 'game' makes walking through them very easy. Like window shopping at the mall without money or credit cards in my wallet.
The music is pumping and the grinding is intense on the dance floor. A young sweet thing sidles up to me as I pass by, swaying and teasing. Even with half her breasts on display, I brush her off with the flick of my wrist. It feels good to have only one thing on my mind and to be able to concentrate on it with no distractions. Only a few more steps and I will reach my destination; the bar, a stool and a cold one. I plop my rear down, put my elbows up and order a tall frosty beer.
I chug half the beer in one swallow, feeling my throat numb with the cold and inwardly smile. This is what I have been waiting for all afternoon, ever since the boss informed me we'd be working all weekend. I throw back a handful of peanuts and prepare to finish my drink when a flash of red pulls my eyes to the left. Turning just a bit more, to try to figure out what caught my attention, I find a gorgeous woman in a sexy red dress. The more I check out the dress I am amazed because it isn't one of those little things with tiny straps. It isn't low cut, or tight enough to count her ribs. It is just plain, drop dead sexy.
She is settling on her stool now about half a bar from me and ordering something feminine. Maybe a Cosmo or an apple martini. Why can't women just order regular all American drinks? Beer, scotch and soda, whiskey and water, something with teeth. What does it matter, I am here for a beer and I'm out. I turn back to the bar, hoist the mug and drain the remains. One foot hits the floor as I begin my journey out, when I suddenly hear an angel. I turn once again to my left and find that the sound I am hearing is coming from that woman with the red dress. A voice that is pure heaven, soft and yet commanding. She is speaking to the bartender with a smile that is beginning to light up the room.
'What are you doing?' I ask myself. 'Shake it off big guy. Get over it and get on your way.'
Both feet are now planted on the floor and the bar stool is a memory to my backside. I turn around now and the exit sign is in my line of sight. Half way to the door a red head 'accidentally' bumps into me and flashes me a beautiful white smile, but I brush by her with speed and determination. With the door now in sight, I breathe a sigh of relief. That red dress is only a moment away from being but a memory.
Without warning my feet suddenly freeze and my legs have stopped propelling me to my destination. My brain is sending signals to keep moving but my body just will not respond. I can feel the tug-o-war between body parts like I am but an observer.
'What are you going to do when you get home, watch TV?' the left brain asks. 'Go get her son, you know you want to.'
'No, I have some work to do, bills to pay, laundry and the dog needs a bath.' the right brain argues.
Damn it, the left brain wins again. I spin on my heels and walk with purpose right back to the exact spot I left only a few minutes ago. She is still there, nursing what looks like the same drink. Once again I order a beer, lean back against the bar and take in all her loveliness.
She is on the tall side, about 5'9" I would bet. Her hair is medium length, just skimming her shoulders and the color is a combination of all hair colors. I can't see the color of her eyes, she hasn't looked my way yet, but her profile is spectacular. Little diamond studs in her ears, oh those are perfect ears, as far as ears go anyway. Definitely not lacking in the breast department, actually quite amazing, if I do say so myself. A small waist and it appears that the ass is quite nice too. But the legs, long and lovely legs. Did I just get an image of them wrapped around my head?
Shit! Did I have to look at the shoes? Red, of course with heels that had to be 3 inches high and that strap thing that wraps around her ankle. Did the toes have to be exposed too? I think I am starting to get a hard on. Wait.....yep, there it is, that familiar tightening in the groin region. Damn!
The bartender stops by and asks if I'm all right. All I can manage is a nod and a mumbled yes. He continues on, asking 'the red dress' the same question, and I see her wave her hand over her glass. She is finished and that means only one thing, she must be leaving. I can't let that happen without talking to her and asking her name. I must begin strategizing my approach right now before she's gone.
She begins to turn and one long leg parts from the other on its way to the floor. Fuck me running! She just flashed me a pussy shot. I mean a full on, Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct, no panties, beaver show.
I practically fall off my stool getting up, as I forget to unhook my heels from the barstool rung. Geez, I feel like I'm 16 again. Here I am tripping, a hard on in my pants and I think my palms are sweating too.
'Grab hold of your self mister and get over there' the left brain once again interjects.
"I'm going, don't get pushy" I actually hear myself say out loud.
"Dead man walking" reads like a neon sign in my mind as I approach 'the red dress'. She looks up at me and smiles a very kind and loving smile. I knew her eyes would be green, I just knew it. I smile back at her and introduce myself.
"Hi, I'm Greg and your name is........?'
"Anna", she replies and nothing more.
"I was sitting over there and noticed your beautiful dress". God, I should like an idiot.
"Thank you."
This isn't going well. One and two word answers from her will not make this conversation progress. I press on.
"Can I buy you a drink?"
She looks me in the eyes, then moves to the top of my head, back to my face and down. Her eyes travel down to my chest, and then lower to my crotch, where my cock is straining for release. Here she pauses a moment and a wicked little smile plays across her lips. Then she finishes her examination at my shoes. Her head lifts, and the eyes are back on mine.
"I don't like small talk Greg, if you want to fuck me, just say so," she announces.
Have I just died and gone to heaven? It can't be this easy. Where is the bantering, the flirting, and the exchange of phone numbers? I am totally thrown off my axis. Where do I go from here? Wait a minute, it's a test. If I say yes, she'll think all I want it sex, which may be the truth, but you can't admit that so soon. If I say no, she'll think I'm a wimp. What to do, what to do?
With nothing to lose I go for it and answer with a resounding "Hell yeah, let's fuck!"
Taking me by the hand, she leads me to the door and out into the parking lot. Stopping at a jet black convertible Mustang, she tells me to follow her to her place. She pops open the door, jumps in and the top is down with the engine running in seconds.
"I don't live far, just follow my lead" she shouts over her shoulder and pulls out of the parking lot.
Running to my sad blue Civic, I think to myself, 'Follow my lead? Hell, I started doing that back inside the bar.'
A few minutes later we pull into the driveway of a two story Colonial style house, where every other house on the block looks just like this one. 'Oh my God, I am in suburbia, about to fuck a suburbanite.' We both exit our cars and walk to the door.
"Are you sure you are up for this?" she asks, giggling at the intended pun.
"More than you can even imagine," is the only answer that I can come up with.
Once again she takes my hand and pulls me into the house. Shutting the front door, she spins around, pins me against it and kisses me until I am short of breath. Her hands are everywhere. They are in my hair, around my neck, and running up and down my back. Soon she moves to my chest, slipping a hand inside my shirt then out again. Her exploration now has moved to my crotch, where she is grabbing and caressing, massaging and rubbing.
"If you keep that up this will be over before we start," I manage to grunt.