My phone buzzed one morning about ten. I recognized the number immediately as Sandy, my neighbor from across the road. We'd been getting together on a sporadic but increasingly frequent basis over the past couple of years. I picked up.
"Hey," I said.
"Hey, yourself," came Sandy's cheery voice. "What are you doing later??"
"Um, not much. What did you have in mind??"
"Wanna go to a Christmas party??" Of course I did. I'd have cancelled an audience with the Pope to go out with Sandy.
I thought a moment. "Hubby stand you up again??"
There was silence for a moment, then Sandy sighed. "Yeah, he bailed on me. Said he hates going to those things."
"Short notice??"
"Yeah. Up til this morning, he was going. Now, he's having second thoughts. And he's suddenly 'busy.'"
"Guess he didn't learn his lesson from last time. Did he ever figure out that you hooked up with someone on that date night??"
"I wasn't obvious about it, but I think he knew. He didn't say anything, or accuse me of cheating, but I wasn't exactly offering up make up sex, either. I basically told him, if our marriage was important to him, he needed to make it a priority, and not be begging off every time we had something planned-like a date night. I told him I get that sometimes things will come up, but the last one was important to me, since he'd already cancelled the two before it."
"And now the Christmas party..."
"Yeah. This is one of those things where you kinda have to show up, at least for a little while. It's a bit of a command performance for the higher ups, but it's also fun, and he knows most of the people there, so he's not walking into an uncomfortable situation, at least no more than I am. And he knows we won't stay long."
"Hmm....too bad. Not that I'm complaining-I get you for a fun night!! How are you going to explain this to your coworkers, though, that your date is not your husband.??
"Let me worry about the details. Just be ready, and meet me at Wal Mart around five. I'm taking off work at four to get home and change. We need to be there seven thirty-ish, so be ready. Dress nice."
"How nice??" I said, wondering exactly what this entailed. My retirement wardrobe was mostly jeans and button down shirts in the cooler weather, which worked for nearly every occasion.
"You have a suit??"
"I do."
"Good. Get into it, and I'll see you later. Oh, and bring an overnight bag."
"Yes, ma'am!!" I said mockingly.
"Don't get smart!!" Sandy's voice softened. "I can't wait to see you all dressed up. That will be a treat for this jeans and t-shirt girl."
I laughed. "Do I get to see the jeans and t-shirt girl in something other than the jeans and a sweater she usually wears to work??"
"Yes, you do. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised."
"OK then. I'll see you this afternoon. And I think you'll be pleased as well."
We ended the call, and I went about my day. Around 4:10, Sandy's red pick up came flying around the corner, down the block and into her driveway. She got out and made her way to the house, seemingly with a sense of purpose. I kept at what I was doing, knowing she'd be a half hour at least. About ten minutes later I went in for a quick shower and change, and was just getting in my car to go when I saw Sandy come out of her house, husband Jeff close behind. She looked like she was in a short skirt and jacket-it was hard to see with any clarity in the fading light, and my eyes aren't that good any more, especially in dim light. They appeared to be having a conversation, and it was not a pleasant one. I took off, driving over to our meeting point, where I waited.
It wasn't a long wait. Five minutes later, Sandy's red Ram swung in next to me. I got out, since she usually drove on our occasional date nights. What I didn't expect was for Sandy to get out and greet me. She slid out of her truck, stepping to me, and kissing me full on the lips. I looked her up and down.
Ho-lee crap!!!
When Sandy got out of her truck, I got a glimpse of a very short black leather skirt, and a pair of sheer, black, lace panties. Now I got the full treatment: black leather skirt, very short; five inch black heels, red silk blouse, open to about mid breast, hair swept back in an updo. There was just a hint of perfume to put an exclamation point on her appeal. As she stood in the cool air-it was in the low 60's, not uncommon for mid December in this part of the country, I could see a hint of nipple poking through her top. No bra to a company function?? Bold!! Her white jacket was slung over the back of her seat. The skirt showed off her nicely toned legs; all those laps around the neighborhood were clearly paying off. She looked stunning. Why her husband didn't want to go to this party, or anywhere else with her, I can't figure. If it was my wife in this outfit, I'd go anywhere she wanted. Not that I'd have to. We'd never get out of the house, at least not til I'd turned Sandy into a total, cummy mess.
Sandy took my hands in hers and kissed me, a short but lingering kiss that left me wanting more. "Hi. Ready to go have some fun??"
"With you?? In that outfit?? Are you serious??"
Sandy laughed. "Not what you were expecting was it??"
"Well, no, actually. I thought this was going to be a simple thing at a restaurant, or something. I had no idea it was going to be this dressy. You look spectacular, by the way." I stood back a moment, taking in the entirety of Sandy's look. "I never pictured you for a leather mini, spike heels kind of girl. All I ever see you in is jeans and sweaters or t-shirts, or shorts and tanks in the warm weather. I never would have seen this coming. And, if your husband turned this down," I gestured toward her, "he's nuts!!"
Sandy laughed. "Yeah, that's what I thought, too. I told him he could get majorly laid if he played this right. He said I looked 'slutty,' and I should cover up more, that I was too old to pull off this look." Sandy kissed me. "And, thanks. I can see you really appreciate this outfit." I did. I was already on my way to a good hard on thinking about the possibilities, something Sandy was apparently noticing. "It's nice to know someone gets me."
I laughed. "I plan on getting you good and hard," I teased. "And you don't have to worry about pulling off the look. All those laps you do around the neighborhood are paying off. Your legs are stunning in that skirt."
Sandy blushed. "Thanks. The Christmas party is the one time every year when people break out of their 'career separates' rut, and put on some great looks. I like to push it a little, since my part of the operation isn't really public facing, and we are in jeans and whatever most of the time. So this is a good chance to show off a bit. I wear something like this most years, if it's not too cold. I think this is the shortest skirt I've worn, though."