"New girlfriend?" Nick's friend, Rob, asked as Amy came barging into the apartment after another useless phone call to the carpenter.
Nick looked up as Amy glared at him. "Yep, she finally decided she couldn't resist my charm and moved in."
"Not for long," she answered glumly. "As soon as my front door is replaced, I'm leaving this moron. I just wonder how it could take an entire week just to change one lousy door," she grumbled as she exited the room.
Nick blushed slightly behind her back.
"Don't tell me you had something to do with that, Nick?"
"Guilty as charged. Only don't tell her about it."
"What would Jeff say if he knew?"
"He'd be delighted, I think. It was him who put me up in this apartment after all. And he's not as stupid as to have forgotten his sister happens to live right across the hall."
"
He
set you up?"
"Yep, he gave me a tip of this apartment being for sale, and recommended that I had a look at it."
"At the apartment or the neighbourhood."
"Both, I suppose, but since Jeff is out of reach at the moment, all questions about motives will have to wait."
"He always was a clever fellow," Rob conceded, "and providing 24 hours police protection for his sister is definitely a stroke of genius."
"Nah, she did that herself. Tried to burn down her apartment, and as a gentleman I offered her a sofa to sleep on."
"Not your bed?"
"That as well, but she only went for the sofa -- or the spare bedroom as I call it."
"Poor Nick. Your charm must be diminishing. That means she's after someone else, eh? Perhaps a single doctor would be right up her corner, right?
"Don't flatter yourself, Rob. She's off-limits. Especially to you," Nick said icily while staring at his best friend. Rob had too much charm for his own good and he didn't want him anywhere near Amy. He tried to convince himself that Jeff would flay him alive if he did, but he couldn't quite shake off the feeling that it wasn't Jeff's opinion that held the most weight.
"Hey, you can't blame a fellow for trying, can you? Besides, my bed happens to be empty for the time being."
"For how long? Three hours? Those nurses of yours don't seem to take no for an answer."
"All right, so I haven't been single for more than a few days, but don't expect me to try beat
your
record. You're practically a monk."
"I'm not," Nick replied glumly. "And this conversation is over."
"You are," his friend droned on. "So why don't you do something about it. She's right in front of you, man, and even living in your apartment. You won't get a better chance than this to win her over."
"What? Who told you about that?"
"No one needed to. Even a blind man could have noticed it by now. You're so hot for her you can barely watch the game. So, are you going to do something about it or not?"
"Not," Nick said between clenched teeth's and stared at the game, trying to ignore what his friend was saying.
"Why not? Are you afraid of what Jeff would say if he found out?"
"He would kill me -- really slowly -- with the bluntest knife he could find."
"No, he wouldn't."
"No?" Nick stared at Rob in bewilderment. Maybe he knew something that Nick didn't know concerning Jeff's feelings in this matter.
"He would castrate you first -- with a scalpel," Rob laughed loudly.
"Very funny. And you're supposed to be my buddy. Thanks a lot."
"I'm just kidding. I'm sure Jeff would be very pleased. Why else would he place you right in front of his own sister and tell you to keep a close eye on her?"
"Perhaps because said sister is a pain in the ass and a born troublemaker."