How do you deal with it Max? Day in and day out, living with such a sexy angel of a woman in your home, crazy smoking hot body, walking around the house day and night, in all manner of undress, bikini's, panties, skimpy "T" shirts, bath robes and oh my god, the hot skippy outfits she wears sometimes drive me insane! I'd be walking around with a boner and a set of blue balls all the time! Man, what I wouldn't give to get my hands on that sexy ass of hers! Well Jack, it's easy, she's my sister and I don't think about her that way and I would appreciate it if you would cool it. It's not polite to talk about her that way, nor is it appropriate.
If you keep on disrespecting her like that, Ill beat your eyes shut and throw you out on your sorry ass!! Wow Dude! Slow your roll Buddy! I was only kidding! No, you weren't Jack! I catch you ogling her all the time, whenever the poor girl is unlucky enough to be around when you stop over, and you never stop with the off handed, pervy comments.! You're always thinking with that boy brain between your legs Jack, instead of the man brain that should be on your shoulders! But unfortunately, you haven't developed one of those yet! Take a hike Jack, don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out! Don't bother coming back until you grow the hell up!
Fuck you! Max! I thought we were friends dude? Jack fumed! I did too man, Max admitted. But that's before you started talking shit and perving on my sister all the time! She is a sweetheart, Jack! A real Lady! Not some whore! She is one of the sweetest girls I've ever known, and besides being my sister, she is also one of my closet friends! Yea, we may have been friends back when we were kids Jack, but not anymore! If I ever hear you've been talking trash, or hear even the slightest rumor you've been running your mouth about my sister, at school or anywhere else for that matter. I will hunt you down like a dog and tote you a beating Jack! One you will remember for the rest of your life! That's a promise Jack! A promise you damn well know I am capable of backing up! Now get the hell out of my house before you say something else that will get your ass whooped right here and now!! Go On!! Beat it ass hole! Don't bother coming back, EVER!
Jack flipped Max the bird as he stormed out, slamming the back door as he left, nearly tearing the screen door off its hinges! Max Stood and walked over to the back door to watch him leave, making sure he headed back to his house two streets over. "Man, that dude is a full-blown dick with ears" he said out loud, as he turned to head back upstairs to his room. "
You can say that again!"
a soft voce said, with a tone of distain. The words came from a stunningly beautiful girl who had walked in without Max hearing her! Standing quite defiantly in the center of the kitchen with her hands on her hips was his sister Tammy!! Her presence startled him! He thought she was out with her friends! Tammy stood there looking lovely as ever, her long blond hair draped over one shoulder, her steel blue eyes focused and bright. Eyes so intense they could burn your soul and a smile to die for.
She was dressed in a flattering set of pink yoga pants that left nothing to the imagination and a matching halter top that barely contained the bounty the good lord had blessed her with. His baby sister was absolutely amazing! Max quickly realizing by her outfit, she had gone to the gym and not out with friends. If he would have known that, he would never have let Jack come over. He had started limiting Jacks visits a long time ago, to ensure Tammy was never home when he came by. Oh! Hi Tam...Max said, hoping she had not heard all that crap Jack was spewing, He loved his sister deeply and would not want her hurt or insulted in any way...Hi Max she said, giving him the sweetest smile as she walked up, got on her tippy toes and gave him a hug and quick peck on the lips. This gave max a shock! She had never done that before, oh yes, she was always hugging and kissing him, but never on the lips! Hey! I'm not complaining Tam, but what was that for?
I heard the whole thing, Max; I came in and heard you guys in the kitchen, I was going to come in and say high. That's until I overheard, I was the hot topic of the day and quickly realized where the conversation was heading. I decided to hang back and eavesdrop. I was about to let that little asshole have a piece of my mind! When that fucking perv started talking shit about what I wear, my ass and what he wanted to do with it, I about lost it! But you took care of the situation like a pro! What you said about me was so sweet Max! The way you stuck up for me was amazing! You were showing him how a real man is supposed to act!
Hope you're not mad at me for spying on you? No way Tam, sorry you had to hear all that crap, Max said, with obvious disgust. Oh no! That sort of shit doesn't bother me! I just consider the source and laugh. I was so proud of the way you handled that! I almost cheered when you threw him out of the house! I know he was your friend Max, I'm sorry I caused the two of you to have a fight. Oh, hell no! Sis, he caused that one, not you!!! He's just a stupid perv, and he was what I call a fake friend. A real friend would never disrespect a member of my family that way, no matter what! It doesn't matter how beautiful or sexy someone is, you don't make comments like that!