ATTENTION: If you are wanting to sate yourself in reading about liquids pouring from every orifice after high pressure injections or even finger stimulation, this little interplay about people interested in extending relationships beyond just raw sex may not be for you; okay?
The normally almost good looking face of Reggie Barber was etched with the signs of too many beers consumed the previous evening. Home on a month's holiday he lay slumped on a lounge chair and stretched to a bored yawn, disappointed he'd failed to pull Betsy Miller at the party. That was scarcely surprising: the 'toms' were gathered around her almost shoulder to shoulder and she probably didn't even spot him. Boy was she hot!
The phone went. Reggie thought about not answering it but had the ridiculous thought it could be Betsy calling.
Oh yeah! He sauntered to the kitchen phone, shirt tail hanging out which indicated his mom, dedicated to making him replicate an 'upstanding gentleman', was not home.
"Yeah?"
"Hi, it's Sharon Miller."
"Sorry, mom's out until noon." He dropped the phone into the cradle and went fridge prospecting, scowling as the phone pierced the peace again.
"Yeah?"
"Don't cut the call, Reggie. It's you I want. Your mom told me you were coming home this week. I need to talk β may I buy you lunch?"
That would be great, Mrs Miller."
"Sharon, please."
Reggie licked his lips. Sharon giving him a come-on? She didn't rate too far behind her daughter but was entering the wrinkly age of course. She'd turn forty soon.
"Uh-uh β Sharon."
"You say my name so beautifully."
"Want do you really want, MrsβumβSharon?"
"Mind if I keep that until over lunch; Jill's coffee shop?"
"I'd prefer a counter lunch at the Lexicon Bar."
"Those bar stools are uncomfortable."
Reggie grinned. She wore short skirts and knew she'd be showing upper leg.
"Well, some other time perhaps."
"No β Reggie, wait. You can have anything you want; I'm desperate."
"What, is Mr Miller off his oats?"
"Pardon me? Oh, Reggie β how embarrassing. You misunderstood me. My problem is the problem I want to discuss; it is my problem, but only indirectly."
"This sounds like girls' stuff; don't you think you should talk to mom?"
"No Reggie. God, are you hung-over? You are making heavy going of this."
Reggie thought the cheeky bitch; she needed a wind up. "Talk clearly and I'd understand you."
"Get your ass over to the Lexicon Bar at noon; you can read the time?"
"Yeah." He added under his breath, "Don't wear panties."
"I heard that Reggie Barber!" Sharon said, disconnecting the call.
Reggie grinned, hitching up his baggy shorts. She didn't appear to be mad at him, at least he didn't think so.
He showered, put on BO-Killer and clean underpants in case Sharon decided to take him to bed. She'd be aware that with him being only twenty-two they wouldn't share many other mutual interests.
Reggie sauntered into the bar in freshly laundered baggies and tight-fitting polo shirt, his big feet encased in sandals. She was already seated.
"Hi," he beamed.
"Hello Reggie," she said, a little less than enthusiastically. She offered him a cheek plastered in make-up. He licked it.
"What on earth," she yelped.
"Just trying to inject a bit of fun into our relationship that never has been good."
"Sit and behave!"
He automatically adhered to the command, adjusted his shorts to attract her attention but found she was looking away, ordering him a beer. He looked between her legs and noticed bright red garter clips.
Jesus.
Then she caught the direction of his stare and snapped those lovely thighs together.
"Reggie, let me make myself perfectly clear; this is not about me, especially not even remotely about me and you, but it is in a way. I suppose it's me caught in an awkward juxtaposition. It's a very sensitive issue demanding the closest cooperation..."
His attention wandered. His mom was the only person he knew capable of deciphering the secret language of women who go on like this. Sharon was becoming worked up and her tits were heaving β not too bad in contour for a mother but at her age they probably were wrinkled like a plowed field.
"Reggie, have you caught a word I was saying?"
"Juxtaposition?"
"Oh really?"
Her legs opened in appreciation. Actually she was shifting her cheeks to a more comfortable position. She caught where he was looking and the thighs opened wider. Reggie's heart belted against his ribs.
"See, you're wasting your time," she hissed, as he caught the flash of white briefs β actually the material shape looked suspiciously like a thong.
"I'm listening," he yawned, looking around to check out other women. Before he knew it she'd jumped off her stool, pulled it closer and now had her knees against his, a hand resting gently on his thigh. His attention was now riveted on her. She was close enough for him to almost catch her natural odor. He sniffed β not making any noise β and she looked in horror, realizing what he was doing: her dominant color was now rich pink.
"Reggie, I want you to try to become Betsy's steady date β just for a couple of weeks; these creeps are hanging around like tom cats. You took her virginity, remember."
"Yeah, I remember. You went crazy and tried to kick my nuts into next week, missing fortunately but I think the toe indentation from those pointy shoes is still visible at the top of my left thigh. Want to see it?"
"It would be improper for me to say yes, Reggie. Please do not regard me as one of your bimbos."
"Not all accommodating nubile lovelies are bimbos."
"Nubile is an impressive word for you, Reggie."
"I guess that's my cue to leave."
"One thousand dollars."