"Can't believe she's done this," I muttered after putting my phone back.
"What's up?" my cousin asked and I gave him the look.
"That clingy ex again?" Jess chimed in. She was nursing her baby, and she looked over at Chris with a quizzical look.
"Yeah," I responded with a roll of my eyes and a sigh of exasperation. She pat my hand gingerly, and I smiled at her.
"She hasn't met me, has she?" Jess asked with a smile. I shook my head and she piped up with, "I'm happy to pretend to be your girlfriend to make her jealous."
I nodded along with a smile, then I got an idea. Jess was a petite, but tall girl, while Megan, the ex, was on the shorter side, and was more than a tad overweight. She'd never have let me talk to someone who looked like Jess while we were together, she was way too insecure. The seeds were definitely planted now.
"Hey, how serious are you about that?" I asked her with an evil glint in my eye.
* * *
That weekend, we set the plan in motion. Jess and I booked a really nice motel room, the plan was to eat at this place that we knew Megan frequented, and loudly talk to get her attention so that she'd see us, and knowing Megan, she'd try and track us back to our motel room. If this didn't drive the point home, I didn't know what would.
* * *
"That is so funny! You are way too bad," Jess giggled and pinched my arm. I flashed a cheesy grin and gave her a poke in the arm. She smacked my hand away and chuckled. "I'm so lucky to have someone like you."
I hugged her close and kissed the side of her head. We shared a sweet moment and I whispered in her ear, "Has she seen us?"
Jess peeked under my arm and answered, "Yes. She's staring. She looks pretty pissed."
"Your arse looks fantastic, of course she does."
Jess giggled and shook her waist, "Thank you Eden. I seriously just had a crack with a hole in it before she came along."
"She is adorable too."
"She is. And I love her, but I am glad for a night off," Jess admitted feeling a little guilty.
"Most new mums are glad for a night off. She's okay right?"
"Yeah, Mick's got her," Jess responded wearily. I figured she was still into her character.
"Looking forward to tonight?" I asked a bit louder for our audience.
"Oh yes! Our first night together, and it's at Central Plaza... You're so romantic. Why would anyone let you go?" Jess said with her hand on my cheek. We then shared a kiss and I opened my eyes and saw Megan glaring at us. It was working, a bit too well.
* * *
That evening, Jess and I checked in. I opened the door to the room and looked in, then my jaw hit the floor. Jess followed shortly behind me and bounced up and down, completely in an excited fervor.
"Wow! Omigod! This is great!" Jess spewed out in a hurry.
"What you expected?" I asked, still a tad in shock. The room was luxurious in size, but the bed took up most of that. "Guess we're sharing-"
"I'm okay with that, nice piece of man candy to protect me," Jess winked at me. I'm no Adonis, but Jess always made me feel good about myself.
We sat on the bed, which was covered in rose petals, and I immediately grabbed the TV Remote and Jess said she was off to shower. She took her overnight bag in with her and I flicked through channels. I made myself a bit more comfortable, stripping down to just my jeans and my boxers, then ordered dinner.
A knock came at the door not that much later, about the same time as Jess strolled out of the bathroom wearing a thick, pink nightdress.
"Food?"
I carried in the food over to the bed and responded, "Yep, nothing fancy, dig in."
Jess chuckled and took to her food like she'd never eaten before, "It's good."
I poked her nose and she giggled. We sat there and stared at one another, letting the feeling between us last, and then finished our food. We both turned back to the TV and she cuddled into my arms as we watched it.
After getting a bit too comfortable, there was a sudden knocking at the door. Jess hopped up and quietly wandered over to the door. "It's her," she told me as she came back toward the bed. She pulled the nightdress over her head and revealed her body in her negligee. Her stomach was toned and pale, and her body ran down to very lacy place panties. Her modest breasts were exposed, and they were perky, with pointed, small, light pink nipples.
I didn't know how to react to that, she looked amazing. "How do I look?" she asked with a sultry gaze. I couldn't take my eyes off her, and my jaw was still on the ground.
"You had a kid?" I asked in amazement.
"Yeah-"
"Doesn't show," I cut her off and she giggled an evil giggle.
She bounced off to the door, showing off her amazing derriere as she went. The door opened and I could make out Megan on the other side.
"Oh..."
"Can we help you?" Jess asked her in a meek tone.
"I... uhh..." Megan tried and I made my snap decision. I stripped completely nude and walked up behind Jess.
"What's the matter, beautiful?" I asked before nipping her on the ear.
Jess bit her lip and moaned softly, so I put my hands on her hips. "This woman was knocking on the door, she's lost her tongue but."
Megan glared at my hands and then at Jess. "What's she doing here?"
"Whatever I want darling," Jess stated smugly. Megan glared even sharper daggers through Jess. "You're the ex, aren't you?"
"Ricky, I was wrong to do what I did. I'm sorry," Megan said through grated teeth.
"Sorry doesn't cut it for leaving me. Besides, I have this goddess now," I responded as I ran my hands up Jess's body, caressing her soft breasts, nibbling at her ear lobe.
"He's way too good for you- OH!" Jess moaned as I teased her nipples and bit her ear at the same time. "He worships my fantastic body, why would you give that up?"
"I never knew how good it felt to be appreciated until I found this one," I said as I forced Jess to look at me and I kissed her passionately. We broke away about a minute later and found Megan was still watching us.
"Fuck you," Megan muttered and glared.
"I plan on getting to that shortly. A manatee interrupted us," Jess retorted and shut the door in Megan's face. She giggled and turned to me with a half look of triumph on her face, the other half something different. "That was fun! Hang on, what?" she exclaimed quietly.
"What?"
"Your dick..." Jess pointed.
I gave her a quizzical look, then remembered I was naked. Jess got on her knees, her eyes not breaking from my manhood.
"I'm sorry," I muttered and walked back to the bed.
"Pretty Man, do not, I repeat, do not cover that monster up," Jess instructed as she walked over to a very surprised me.
"Oh, okay," I responded, finding the situation very, tense. She put her hands on my shoulders and pushed me down.
"You don't get to touch me, to touch all this," she ran her hands all over her chest and upper torso, taking care to cup her breasts as she did, "without my say so. It was nice, and I needed it, and now you've crossed a line." She grabbed my hand and put my index finger in her mouth, sucking on it and lightly clamping her teeth on it.
"Jess-"
"Don't talk, you're going to be punished," Jess cut me off. She went into her bag and pulled out a pair of handcuffs. She cuffed my wrists around the bedhead and my throbbing erection was getting sore. Jess looked down at me, and I looked up at her magnificent figure. "You crossed a line, Pretty man," she stated calmly, then hooked both her thumbs under the waistband of her panties. "You're going to finish what you started in the doorway," she added as she dropped her panties and stepped out of them. I looked up at her in nude glory, she kept a landing strip on her pubis, and her vulva was very petite. Jess then turned away from me, and lowered her vagina to my face. I closed my mouth around her vulva and inserted my tongue inside her slit. It ran up and down her labia, avoiding her clitoris if I could, just teasing her more and drawing more sweet juice out of her.
Jess moaned and clamped her fists tightly on the sheets. Every time I came close to her clitoris, her mind had tricked her into thinking that I would venture there, stimulating her nerve centre, but it didn't come.