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Author's Note: This is a bit longer than most of my work as I have tried to develop a full life cycle of attraction growing into sex, so if you prefer the slower build-up(as opposed to an awful lot of my more quick' n' dirty work) then this one might be for you. Also, she is a real person (along with her crazy husband) and I did have impure thoughts about her incredible ass when she was my boss, but otherwise it's all fiction.
Thanks to my awesome editor Bonniebrea, who, among other things, kept great track of my balls.
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"What the fuck is wrong with you?! This falls under your department and I'll be God damned if I'm going to have my people mess with it one more God damn time! Now fucking fix it!"
Pete stormed out of the cubicle and off to parts unknown, angrier than I had ever seen him in the two years I had worked with the company. In his path of attempted devastation were me (it was my cubicle) and my manager, Susie, the target of his unreasonable and unprofessional tantrum. And who also happened to be his wife.
The turf war had been brewing for days and it finally came to a head in my cube. It was some annoying technical issue that could have been fixed here or there, and both managers insisted it wasn't their responsibility. I thought I had left such behavior behind when I reached middle school. It had started as a disagreement, escalated quickly into an argument, and at some point had transformed into a screaming match fuelled by Pete's flair for the dramatic, Susie's refusal to budge from her position, and apparently a whole boatload of issues on the home front because they got downright personal and nasty. It was a slow motion train wreck from which I could not escape. I had heard that Pete had the capacity to go completely ape shit, but I had never seen it up close and personal like that.
Susie had stood her ground with a rigid back and an iron will, but after Pete left she deflated into my guest chair, letting go of the tension and collecting herself. Though a small woman, or perhaps because of it, Susie was tough as nails in the office and she had been steadfastly defiant against Pete's tirade. She took off her glasses and rubbed her eyes for a moment as she tried to shrug off some of his hurtful words. I felt sorry for the woman; nobody should have to deal with that nonsense at work, let alone from a spouse. I remained silent, as I had for the past ten minutes, but at least I had a little bit of entertainment. It was casual Friday and Susie had worn her miniskirt. Yes, I am a pig. Sorry.
Pete was around fifty, grey bearded and fatherly if stern and occasionally insane. Susie was at least ten years his junior and still had a fair amount of youthful beauty. She was a small woman with short black hair and deep brown eyes. She also had fabulous legs and I enjoyed her short denim skirt every time she wore it. Her ass was spectacular as well, and I don't have to put a 'for her age' qualifier on it. There were some lines across her pretty face and not much volume to fill out her sweater, but she was a leg-and-ass man's dream. And a damn good boss.
"I'm sorry you had to hear all that, Tim." she finally said. She looked up at me with tired eyes and a resigned smile on her face.
"No, I'm sorry you had to hear all that. He was way out of line."
"He gets that way. How much time will it take you to fix the problem from our side?"
"A couple of hours. I can get it in for tomorrow night's processing if you want it." She leaned in close and spoke quietly but with a passionate edge to her normally dry and professional voice.
"If you fix that fucking thing I'll fire you. It's a ten minute fix on his side and I will not budge on this." She softened the threat with a smile and a wink, clearly serious only about not giving in to Pete.
"Susie, please forgive me if this is out of line, but you kick ass." She smiled and rose, patted me on the shoulder and left. And yes, I leaned back to watch her tight little ass wiggle away until she turned the corner.
Over the next few weeks I started to notice some changes. I've always worked better later in the day so I routinely stayed late to get serious work done, and I noticed that Susie started to keep similar hours. Scuttlebutt had it that Pete was coming in at O-dark-thirty in the morning so it was pretty obvious that they were doing their best to avoid each other at home. Tensions rose in the office any time they had to be in the same room so some of us lower level workers felt very much in the middle of it all.
Work started to pile up, and since I was a single guy and hoping to climb the company ladder I poured extra hours into the place. Fortunately the office building had a small gym on the ground floor and that helped me keep my sanity when putting in 14 hour days. One day I had come in before dawn and had skipped my lunch hour, working straight through until after 6 PM. I was beat, but there was more to do. I needed a break.
I changed into my workout clothes and put in an energetic hour on the machines, took a quick shower, slipped into something more comfortable, and went back upstairs. By then it was well after 7:00 and I expected the place to be empty. I strode into the cubicle farm, invigorated and refreshed, prepared to spend another hour or two slaying the dragon of the day. I settled in to my chair and woke up my computer, cracked my knuckles and said something to the computer that I would regret about three seconds later.
"Bend over, bitch! I'm gonna fuck you rotten!"
"What!?"
"Holy shit -- Susie?"
"That's a little bit beyond 'inappropriate,' Tim." she snapped from the next cubicle.
I was terrified. Adrenaline flooded my veins, setting my muscles on fire and dipping my skin in ice water. I sat there dumbstruck as she came around the cubicle maze and entered my den. Still in her daily business suit, she set her hands on her hips and arched an eyebrow high. Her face was grim and disapproving.
"Explain yourself."
"I am so sorry, Susie. I thought I was alone in here." Her withering gaze didn't flinch.
"And what exactly are you talking about?"
"Um...well, I've been here since 6 AM and I was feeling pretty beat, so I went down to the gym and got in a furious little workout to recharge the batteries, and when I got back up here I was just....enthusiastic, I guess. Seriously, I would never have said that if I thought there was another person around. That was completely inappropriate and I am very sorry to have offended you." She let me stew in guilt for a few moments more, boring in on me with those flashing eyes. I figured that if looks could kill I'd be a pile of ash.
"HA! Gotcha!" she laughed, a smile breaking across her face. She dropped her little frame in my guest chair and relaxed. "I was just playing with you." Her smile was playful and kind, but the weariness in her eyes was hard to ignore.
"That was mean, Susie. I just about shit myself."
"Don't shit yourself. That will wind up on your performance review. Why the hell have you been here since 6 AM?" I rattled off a long list of projects I had in process and I won't bore you with those details, but the end result was that she was mighty impressed.
"Are you looking for a raise or something?"
"A raise, a promotion, a trophy, a medal, a parade -- whatever I can get." She laughed at that.
"Reviews are in three months and I'll see what I can do for you then. Don't hold your breath on the parade though. But that's enough overtime for one day. Nothing on that list is so critical that you need to burn any more midnight oil. You are done for the evening. This place is doo damn depressing to spend another minute here. Get out."
I still have no idea where the next line came from, but it just flopped out of my mouth before I could really evaluate the wisdom of it.
"The only thing more depressing would be to have to go to dinner alone. Come have dinner with me and I'll tell you all about that promotion I deserve."
I saw it on her face immediately -- I had fucked up. I had just asked my married boss out to dinner. I didn't mean it that way, I swear, I was just feeling a bit giddy after being let off the hook when I thought I was busted. I had miscalculated badly and I was about to stammer my way out of it when Susie took care of it for me.
"Why not?" It was a reserved, tired tone, not an excited 'throw caution to the wind' tone. I still felt nervous as hell as I shut down the computer and we got ready to leave. I needed to be on my toes and not get too casual with the boss. I dialed up my game face and prepared myself for an evening on my toes. We wound up at an Applebee's knockoff just around the corner and ordered. Susie pretty quickly let her hair down.
"If I wasn't driving I'd have a Margarita or four. Are you a drinker?"
"I think I am one of those terrible binge drinkers you hear about on the news. If I am going to drink I tend to tie one on pretty good, but otherwise I don't really have a casual drink here and there." That wasn't particularly true, but after I let that binge drinker comment out I figured I should do a little damage control. "If I am going to do a thing I like to hit it hard and do it right."