My friends thought it was funny to hire a stripper for my birthday. They thought it was even funnier to make sure that the stripper was a big girl, pushing 300 pounds. I know they thought I'd be turned off, just like they would be. I know they thought I'd pretend to be happy, and chase her off really quickly, like they would have. I know that's what the stripper was thinking, as I could see it in her eyes when she walked into my apartment. She started her dance, and as she stripped down, I could feel my cock getting harder and harder.
She was a big woman, true. I like big women. She was the hottest thing I'd seen in a long time, and I was damned if I wasn't going to try to get her in my bed. She wasn't really into the dancing at first, but once she saw the eager look on my face, and more importantly, the swelling in my shorts, she got into it a lot more. So much so, that she actually went further than she normally did, and actually stripped down to a tiny g-string and pasties. She gyrated a little, and when the music faded, I asked her if she would consider removing the g-string, as well. She looked at me, then at my bulging crotch, then back at me.
"I'll take off the g-string, if you strip down to your underwear. Otherwise, no deal."
I shrugged, and I know she thought I wasn't going to do it. I stood up and pulled my shirt over my head, and unzipped my jeans, letting them fall to the floor. I was wearing a pair of boxer briefs that were tented like a circus was in town, and playing in my pants. Her eyes widened as she took in the view, and she swallowed hard.
"Okay, I guess you've done what I asked, so I'll do what you want. Before I do, why?"
"Why what? Why do I want to see you completely naked?"
"Yes. Why? Are there a dozen of your friends waiting to jump out and embarrass me? Cameras hidden in the walls recording every move I make? Why would you want to see my fat ass naked?"
"Because I think you are one sexy woman, and I would honestly love to see you naked. No cameras, no friends in hiding, no hidden anything. It's just you, me, and an opportunity for the both of us to have some fun. No pressure, if you don't really want to take them off, don't. I promise, I'm serious about this."