Chapter One
My name is Laura Fellatio and I really need to talk to someone about something that happened to me last Sunday. Well, that's not really my name, of course. I've changed one or two details so that no one I know would recognise me for reasons that will soon become all too clear.
My thirty nine years on God's green Earth have blessed me with two wonderful teenaged children, a can-do attitude and the sort of curvaceous, full, hour-glass figure that I know turns a lot of men's heads.
Sunday means church for me and, like most of the ladies in our congregation, I like to put on my Sunday Best to make the occasion something special. Last Sunday this meant having my long, red hair done on Saturday, full make up, a pretty summer frock and high, strappy shoes. And, underneath it all I wore an expensive, matching ivory silk and lace bra, garter belt and panties and, of course, dark tan fully fashioned stockings.
As you might have guessed by now, I'm one of the stalwarts of our little flock, always ready to pitch in. Mostly this involves prayer and pastoral visits so it was no surprise to me when the minister came up to me after the morning family service and asked if I could pay a pastoral visit to a new member. And it was no surprise to my husband when I told him that he should get lunch for him and the kids and expect to see me when he saw me.
So, twenty minutes later I was parking my car at the address the minister had given me: 69 Rodeo Drive. A nice looking house in a nice looking area, with a new European sports car parked on the drive. I took just a minute to check my make-up and finger-comb my lustrous red hair in the vanity mirror behind the sun visor. I dabbed a dash of scent on my pulse points, opened the car door and swung my shapely legs out onto the street. Steeling myself to deal with whatever might come, I smoothed down my dress, marched up to the front door and rang the bell.
The door was opened by a tall young man of about twenty five. He wasn't exactly dressed for church, but I couldn't really complain: his tight jeans and crisp white T-shirt did show off his fine physique to excellent effect. I strongly believe that it doesn't hurt to dress pleasingly, and he did look very pleasant to me. His smiling blue eyes ran appraisingly from my head to my feet and back again, causing my cheeks to redden just a touch.
"Yes?" He asked in a friendly tone. "What can I do for such a beautiful woman on this fine morning?" His sexy English accent nearly had my knees buckling.
"Dick Rockhardt?" I asked, trying to keep my voice steady and my door-stepping smile plastered in place. "I'm Mrs Laura Fellatio," I held out my hand. He frowned, my name obviously meaning nothing to him. "From the First Avenue church?"
"Oh!" he exclaimed, recognition dawning. "Great! I thought I recognised you!" he reached out and shook my hand in a strong, dry masculine handshake. "I wasn't expecting.... I mean, thanks for coming round so quickly. You'd better come in."
He led me inside and through to the lounge. Although everything was immaculate, it was clear from the dΓ©cor that no woman lived here.
"Take a seat, Mrs..." he began gesturing to a pair of large, leather couches.
"Call me Laura," I interrupted with a laugh. He nodded and smiled as I settled myself on the nearest couch and began to straighten the hem of my dress, pulling it towards my knees. It was a bit short for sitting on such a low couch and had ridden up quite a lot on my thighs when I had sat down.
"Laura... Fine," he smiled, watching me intently as I settled myself. "Can I get you something to drink?"
"Maybe later," I replied, setting my clutch bag down beside my feet. "Unless you want...?"
"No, no, that's fine," he responded, although the fact that he was still standing suggested he was a bit nervous about something. I decided I needed to put him at his ease.
"Suppose you sit down and tell me why you asked for a pastoral visit?" I smiled, patting the couch beside me. Getting someone to sit next to you always creates a more intimate atmosphere, helps them to open up. And people, especially men, always respond to my smile. He nodded and sat down, his hip and knee brushing casually and tantalisingly against my own. "You're new to the church, aren't you? The area, too?"
"That I am," he nodded. He was close enough for me to smell his uniquely masculine musk, and it was starting to make me feel a little heady, like I could cast caution to the wind.
"So, Dick, what can I do for you?" I repeated.
"Well," he equivocated. "It's a bit embarrassing. I'm not sure if I should..."
"Don't worry. I'm not exactly inexperienced, I'm used to all sorts..." I gave him a gentle, reassuring pat on the knee.
"OK, if you're sure?" I nodded and smiled broadly. "I've been coming to your church for the last few weeks.... I'm really enjoying it. Really, really enjoying it."
"Good," I reassured him.
"And I love the special effort that you and some of the other ladies make..."
"Thank you, we try," I replied, thinking he meant the flowers, the coffee bar, the singing group.
"But that's really my problem. I mean, you ladies, you. And a few of the other ladies. You always look so....
"Yes?" I frowned, unsure where this was going.
"So hot...." I couldn't conceal my surprise. My eyes widened and my jaw dropped. "Sexy," he qualified, in case I had been in any doubt. A hot flush blew over me. I was suddenly aware that a hint of the reinforced band at the top of one my stockings was showing and also aware of how close together we were sitting.
"And that's the problem, really, Laura. I want to keep coming, but for the last few Sundays I've had a raging hard-on all through the service and all afternoon, and the only way I can get it to go away is to..."
"Masturbation is a sin!" I chided him. I blushed at my own words and dropped my eyes to his lap. Heavens! He wasn't kidding about the hard-on! His jeans were bulging preposterously β I imagined it must have been quite painful.
"Yeah. But I can't exactly keep spending my Sundays with an erection like the Eifel Tower either."
"Want we need to do, Dick," I declared, taking charge in the way that the whole congregation always valued so much. "Is find a way to solve your little... umm... quite big problem. We'll start, as we always should, with prayer." I paused and licked my lips. The next words were out before I even realised I was saying them. "So if you could drop your pants?"
"You what?" Dick laughed openly. I was a bit taken aback.
"Oh... um... Round these parts we always lay on hands when we pray," I explained, recovering quickly, but still blushing. The words had come out on autopilot. We did indeed always pray in that way, but in this instance, maybe it wasn't such a good idea?
"Well, if that's the way it's done round her...?"
"Well, at my age, it isn't anything I haven't already seen." I tried to laugh it off and rally my self-confidence.
"OK," he shrugged and stood. I could scarcely believe my eyes as his fingers quickly sped through his fly buttons and then dropped jeans and shorts in one smooth action.
Dick's member sprung up, instantly at attention now it was freed of its constraints. He was well named. It was long, broad and velvety, with just the shortest thatch of well-trimmed hair where it merged into his balls and abdomen.
Dick sat once again beside me, the impact of him landing on the sofa causing my hemline to bounce up yet further, a suspender strap and a tiny patch of bare thigh now coming into view. I elected to ignore them for now as clearly I had bigger things to deal with.
"It's like this for hours, every Sunday," Dick explained once again, indicating his twitching manhood. If true, I could understand how that could be a problem.
I blew on the tips of my fingers, turned slightly towards him in order to use both hands in my ministry and, trying to still my racing heart, reached out towards his magnificent cock.
"Dear Lord," I began, curling my left hand around his shaft, and cupping my right around his balls. His organs twitched and trembled excitedly beneath my palms and he his breaths had begun to come in pants. Sweat beaded on his brow. Maybe the Spirit was moving in him already?
"We thank you for the gift of sexuality, and for the pleasures and passions it blesses us with." Dick was watching me intently, his attention torn, his eyes darting between my hands on his crotch, my stocking-clad thighs and the words spilling from my ruby-red lips. "Show mercy on our brother, Dick. Ease his affliction, bring him relief from his discomfort and sew the seed..."
"Oh!" I exclaimed, interrupting my prayer. Dick's gasps had suddenly turned to groans as I had been speaking, and without any other warning thick ropes of white cum were spurting forth from his member, landing on my dress. I just froze. I didn't know what to do, so I just sat there, my hands still clamped to his equipment, until his climax passed.
"I'm, umm, sorry about that...." Dick broke the ice. "But thanks... I needed that!"
"Umm, that's alright. God moves in mysterious ways," I let go of my grip on his softening member and began to check where his cum had landed. "Your erection is going down, after all, just as we prayed it might."
"I think it's just on your dress," he pointed out where he could see it had fallen. He seemed to be right.