"Can you have a look on your phone and see how bad this is?"
We'd barely moved half a mile over the last ten minutes. The tailback stretched as far as we could see, which wasn't actually that far in the failing light. Normally the delay would have been annoying, but we would have laughed our way through it and used it as a chance to listen to some more music and bitch about work colleagues. But this was worse than usual. We were on our way to pick the kids up from a weekend at their grandparents and we'd both had a pretty shit few days with colds and catching up on work. We'd barely made eye contact in the last 48 hours and now we were heading back to a different, but just as taxing, reality.
I opened the browser on my phone to find out how long we might be delayed, and the last web page I was on flashed up - just as she was looking over at me.
"Fuck's sake! I'm having trouble getting drive here and you're getting off on, whatever you were getting off on there."
"Sorry. That was what I was looking at last night. As I waited in bed for you to come up. I must have fallen asleep looking at it."
I thought back to last night. We'd both been working all day when I blinked first. I said I was off to the office and bed and that I hoped to see her soon. In that terribly unsubtle "let's have sex right now" kind of way. I got into bed naked, and waited a few minutes. When I heard no sound of movement from downstairs I started looking at my phone. It didn't take long for me to get into my porn cycle - clicking from blog, to blog, to videos. Touching myself, pressing my growing cock down onto my thigh to relieve some tension. Lightly gripping it with just a couple of fingers and my thumb and slowly jerking it.
I dropped my phone, but could still hear the audio from the video. My jerking got faster, and I was using my whole fist now as the screams and moans of a cheating wife getting pounded from behind played into my left ear. I took my other hand and pushed it between my legs. Pulling on my balls, scratching my thighs. Making my way to my arse. I felt my balls tighten as my index finger circled my anus. Just as my cock started throbbing I plunged the finger painfully into my hole and came all over my stomach. I fell asleep before I could clear myself up, but she either didn't notice or didn't care as she didn't mention it in the morning.