"They are never going to let me out of here," Karen typed into the computer.
"Want to get a room with me and spend the night?"
"That's a great idea!" came the reply from Karen's new friend Bill. "I need to finish some things up myself, it's already 8:00 and it's raining. At this rate I won't be home before 10:00, so not going home at all won't be a surprise, let me call my wife"
One hour later Bill had already been to the grocery store and picked up a bottle of champagne, some fruit and cheese and was standing outside the Marriott dialing the phone. "Karen, what, I mean where am I going? I mean where are you?" his voice crackled like a 13 year old. "what's the matter lover? Having problems talking?" Karen teased.
"Ha, ha, ha, very funny, I'm just a little nervous, can you blame me?"
Karen had already made a quick phone call to a business acquaintance that managed the hotel. The room was on the top floor, a suite with all the trimmings. A football ticket and a couple free rounds of golf last year had paid off. It always amazed her that the idiot who had her job previously had never made friends with anyone "some people just don't get it" she thought to herself.
There was a knock on the door and Karen used her sexiest voice, "Come on in, did you run all the way here" she said as she opened the door. "Uhhhh, β¦ room service" replied the red faced kid. "Just put it right in here" Karen said as she turned her back buttoning her blouse back up. "Put it right in here?" thought the young man, "I would LOVE to put it right in there" he mummbled to himself.
"Ummm, I didn't order anything" Karen told him. "Compliments of the management, ma'am" "oh, please thank Jeff for me, okay?" she said as she scurried into the other room looking for her bag to find a couple bills.
"Helllloooo," Bill said as he walked through the open door wondering if he had the right room.
"Bill, can you take care of the nice young man out there" Karen yelled from the other room.
"Take care of him?" He's really not my type" Bill joked
"Yikes, that is DEFINITELY not what I had in mind" thought the kid as Bill gave him a wink and pulled a $10 bill out of his pocket. "God Damn that guy is lucky" the kid cursed as he pushed the cart down the hall.
"Open up that champagne!β¦ Did you miss me?" Karen was yelling from the bathroom over the sound of the water pouring into the bathtub.
Bill dropped his brown paper Safeway bag on the floor. "Guess that was a wasted five minutes he thought to himself, then again⦠Hmmm, maybe not" as he looked at the champagne bottle and pulled his own bottle out of the bag. "well save my bottle for later, just incase I spill a little of this one" he thought to himself as an evil grin crept over his face.
"Jesus Karen, I've been chasing you for two months on the computer and calling you on the phone every day. Now I'm in the same hotel room and I can't find you!" Bill said as he stuck his head into the bathroom and then around the corner looking into the bedroom.
"Oh man, what the fuck have I gotten myself into now" thought Bill as he seriously wondered what was happening. "Karen, cut it out, where are you?"
As Bill turned back toward the sitting area of the suite, he felt a pair of arms wrap around him. With a bottle of champagne in one hand and a pair of glasses in the other, Bill was sort of caught defenseless. "Hey sexy, nice tie" Karen said as she slipped it off his neck. "Hey, cut it out, let me look at you!" Bill said trying to turn one way then the next. Karen just laughed at him, hiding behind one shoulder, then the next. "Just relax" Karen said stripping the tie from around his neck. As Karen pulled the last of the tie off Bills neck and unbuttoned his shirt, she had an evil idea come over her. With a quick flip of the wrist, Karen had Bills glasses off and the tie over hi eyes as a blindfold.
"No, No, No, No β¦ that's not fair!" Bill protested.
"Come on honnneyyyy, I'm just having fun with yoooou." She said in that cute southern tone. "Now don't take it off!" she said as she slipped away.