Surfing through TV channels, Carla paused on a show about male strippers. "Woo!" she said, surprising me. I didn't know she found that entertaining. Sure, we love watching hardcore porn together and she loved a good fuck as much as I do, but I thought her attitudes on stripping were a bit more conservative than mine.
She told me once, "I don't mind if you watch, but I don't think I could handle it if you had a lap dance." I was disappointed about the lap dance but very glad about the watching. I felt the same about her and male strippers. Or did I? I wasn't really sure.
Noticing how she was watching the show, I said, "You're sure hot for stripper action."
She sat quietly and changed the channel. After going through all the channels we came back to the strip show, but she passed by it.
"Go back! If you like it, watch it," I said, wanting to see her turned on.
"You don't mind?"
"Of course not," I grinned.
The camera followed the guy and a woman into a private room. The woman was an ordinary middle-aged gal, anyone you'd find in the grocery store or the library. You just never know who the freaks are out there, and that's the way I like it. They put a black bar on the screen so we couldn't see the guy's goodies, but it was obvious what he was doing with the woman. Carla seemed enthralled. I thought I'd take a chance.
"You really should try that."
"Heh," she laughed.
"Really. If that would turn you on, give it a try. They're just having fun, it's nothing for me to be jealous about."
She was quiet again while the show continued. Then she turned to me and said meekly, "What if I told you I've already done it?"
Woah! She's way ahead of me. Well, in once sense. I've enjoyed several strippers up close and personal, but I figured she'd never even considered it. I smiled and said calmly, "When did you do that?"
"Remember when I went on that company trip with Karen?"
"Ohhh! Did she talk you into it?"
Carla looked at the floor. "Not exactly. I kinda talker her into it."
"So how was it? Did you get excited?"
"Mm-hm." There was a twinkle in her eye. "I guess it wasn't fair to you though, huh."
"Why do you say that?"
"Cause I got to do it and you didn't. I'm so sorry."
"Why? It's not like you were cheating. It's just a show. An act. It's not a relationship."
"I know. But I've thought about it a lot since then, and I've felt bad about what I did."
"Because you thought I'd be pissed if I found out?"
"Yeah."
"Well, you wasted the shame then. You coulda come home and told me how much fun it was and how you found a new thing that excites you."
She relaxed and said, "I just assumed you'd be mad. I never thought you'd be ok with it."
I smiled and kissed her, moving my hand across her belly, then up toward her breast which I cupped in my fingers. "Do you want to go do it again?" I said softly.
Grinning, she nodded yes. "I don't know if they have men strippers here, though."
"Well, we can find out."
"I know you wouldn't want to be there with him when he's doing his thing, but it would be fun if you came."
"No, I'd love to see you horny like that. I just don't want the guy waving it in my face."
"Why don't you try a girl stripper?" she said coyly.
"I'd like to, but only if you're ok with it."
"After seeing what it's like, I'm definitely ok with it. I thought they did much worse things, but they really don't do that much. So, go if you want to. Enjoy it if it turns you on."
Good god, it's nice to have an understanding wife. One who's as much of a freak as I am. "I will, then."
It wasn't hard to find a place with a ladies night and male strippers, so we made a date. If you can call having a good time apart a date. I'd be thinking of her, and how turned on she was going to be, and hopefully she'd be thinking of how turned on her husband was. I put on a casual shirt and loose pants, while Carla wore a short, tight skirt and low cut blouse. We looked like extras from Saturday Night Fever, but we didn't care.
After getting a wad of cash from the ATM and splitting it in half, my wife dropped me off at the gentlemen's club and gave me a wild, deep kiss before I got out of the car, a kiss that left me walking to the front door with a boner. Paying the cover charge, I went to the bar, ordered a beer, and found a place on the shiny vinyl seat. The music was a loud, slow burning Pearl Jam song that went perfectly with the blonde girl gyrating on stage. She wasn't that attractive, and I looked around the room at the other patrons.
A young couple was sitting near the stage and a blonde dancer with fake breasts was giving the guy's wife a sensuous table dance. There was a large black man next to the stage, some young white guys drinking together and talking to some dancers, and an older guy off in the corner talking to a voluptuous girl with sexy wild brown hair. I noticed she looked rather bored, and to my delight she saw me watching her and smiled. The poor slob she was with lost out. This girl was dynamite.
She strutted toward me with a grin, and I sat back in my seat and took her in. "Hi," she said with more than her voice - her whole body spoke to me. Her eyes, her soft lips, the way she flipped her hair to the side made her one word sound like a whole romance novel.
She sat next to me and laid her hand on mine. "I'm Lexie."
"I'm John."
The touch of her hand surprised me with a mixture of excitement and sin. This sumptuous woman was turning me on, and even though Carla said she was ok with it, I wondered if this is what she imagined. I looked into Lexie's soft green eyes and she seemed to know what I was thinking.
"Is you wife out of town, John?"
So she saw my ring. Who cares? What happens here, stays here. This place is all about sex, on whatever terms suit the customer. "No. Actually, she isn't."
"Really? Just too busy for you, maybe?"
I grinned. This was going to be good. "Not at all. We made a deal. She wanted to go to ladies night at that male stripper place. I wanted to come here. I'm fine with her adventure, she's fine with mine."
Lexie slid closer to me and moved her hand to my thigh. "You have a great wife, John. I have a suggestion for both of you."
"What's that?"