Clemmie's train disappeared off the board. The tiles did their regular 5-minute flip, and hers just...vanished, *poof. This disappearance added insult to injury, as it was already an hour delayed. One expects more from Germans, somehow; time-honored stereotypes demand impeccable train service. She scanned the list again. It was definitely gone. Gathering her bags and the tatters of her tragically inept German language skills, she headed over to Customer Service, wondering, "Wie sagt Man What the fuck auf Deutsch?"
At customer service, a crowd was gathering. This was comforting; it meant she wasn't being stupid, that it wasn't just her. A good looking man was jawing at a Deutsche Bahn clerk, who was jawing back. She sidled up. It was pretty clear from the tenor of the conversation that he was telling the clerk something she didn't believe. She caught just enough to gather that he was booked on the same train.
She broke in, in English, "Want me to try? I only know one-syllable words. Maybe she'll understand if we make it simple." He looked startled, blinked at her intrusion before going back to his hectoring, showing his ticket, back and forth, back and forth. The clerk tip-tapped a computer, while she and the man changed their weight from foot to foot, annoyed. Conversation resumed and eventually understanding was reached. She tried to catch words, but there was no hope.
He started to turn away, but she touched his arm and tried to ask in her worse-than-faulty German if he could explain what had happened. He didn't look up from his phone, saying in English, "She says they don't know where the train is."
"What? How can that be?"
"There was a signal problem. It was re-routed, and they don't know where it is."
"It was sucked into some sort of Germanic Bermuda Triangle? What the fuck?" He shrugged. "I thought you people were supposed to be good at things like trains." His head popped up, that was twice she'd startled him. "We are still more competent than you." She smiled, trying to be charming, "Any advice?" Deep sigh. "Where are you going?"
"Hamburg." He rolled his eyes. "Hamburg." Correcting her pronunciation. "I am to go to Hamburg also. Come with me. We will go to KΓΆln - you know, Cologne?" Raised an eyebrow over a sardonic hazel eye. She raised one as well.
They faced off a moment. His eyes traveled down her body, and back up, not quickly. "In KΓΆln we will change to a another train to Hamburg." She followed him, trying to keep up, promising herself she'd wouldn't be 'that' American. She was aware this was a forlorn hope; his brusque manner was guaranteed to draw her out. At the platform, he pointed, "This train. Eight minutes." They stood, each to his own phone, studiously not interacting. Eight minutes came and went. She leaned her bag off her shoulder, let it fall to the platform, took off her jacket. She thought about sitting on the platform, but nobody did that here. She could feel his eyes on her back. Five more minutes. She reconsidered sitting, but met his eye. He shook his head slightly, but he had a smile in his eye. She asked, "Really, is this normal?" He gave a puff of air through his lips, "Deutsche Bahn." a gesture of dismissal, and a shrug of irritation.
When he went back to his phone, she looked him over. About forty, salt and pepper hair cut short, five o'clock shadow, looked fit, maybe, under his coat. Just tall enough, with good broad shoulders. She watched his hands while he texted, liked the strong look of his wrists, thick fingers, one complete with a wedding ring, tapping out a text. He caught her looking, stopped typing and looked back at her for a moment. No, she thought, he looked her over. Again. She felt undressed, a little vulnerable, under his eye, and her panties moistened, as they always did, under a gaze like that. Their train arrived.
They made their way without further incident. In Cologne, he walked more slowly, didn't outpace her. When they arrived at the big board, he pointed, "See? There. That one goes in ten minutes."
He touched her elbow. "Are you cold?"
"No, I like this weather." She felt him looking at the sliver of midriff that showed beneath her little cardigan sweater, her ass, and was glad her jeans fit well, that she'd worn high heeled boots, that her hair was behaving, looked pretty ...Down, girl: Wedding ring. They headed over to the platform, neither having extracted phone from purse and pocket. "Are you here for vacation?"
"Sort of." To his questioning look, she offered, "I'm hoping to get work here. I need a change of scenery."
"From?"
"Personal question, don't you think?"
"Is it possible to breach American privacy? Don't you people speak about everything?"
"Escaping divorce."
"There is no escaping divorce, I think." She looked into his face. "I'm a little further down that road than you, I guess. It gets worse."
"That is wonderful news, thank you." In the silence she said, "Mostly, I wanted to go to a place where I couldn't understand the evening news. Fucking news could drive a saint to swear." He laughed out loud. "It is not better here."
"Are you kidding? Of course it is. Our fascists are way stupider."
"I think 'stupider' is not a correct word."
"Now you're correcting my English?" He looked at her mouth, quite obviously. "You appear to me as someone in need of correction, on occasion." Her stomach flipped, but while she fished for a clever riposte, their train arrived. She saw a seat with no reservation sign and hefted her bag over her head. She almost lost control of it, and he reached over her and caught it. He set it on the overhead rack, very close behind her. The metal button on his coat touched the bare slice of back above her jeans. She shook off the physical reaction, hesitated, then took the window seat. He stood a moment in the aisle, looking at nothing. Then he took the seat next to her, taking his jacket off as he sat down. She'd been right, he moved with athletic grace.
The first minute, of sixty, passed in uncomfortable silence. But then he rested, his head back. The first hour, of five, passed with no comment. She daydreamed. She came back to herself when she felt his eyes on her. "What is your name?"
"Clemmie. Yours?"
"Jonas. What sort of name is Clemmie?"
"It's short for Clementine, which is painfully geeky."
"What a nice name. I don't believe I have known a Clementine. What do you do?"
"I'm a singer."
"That's interesting."
Oh, yeah, definitely. No money and no health insurance is a walk on the wild side. You?"
"Software developer."
"Really? Can you explain why emails disappear out of my inbox and go to archives, when I didn't ask them to?"
"You're probably doing something stupider."
"I'm about to, probably." And touched the tip of his nose.