It was another ordinary day. He woke up at the usual time. He had the same standard fare for breakfast. He went to work and came home just like he did yesterday and every other day before. He rarely ever veered from his usual routine. That was until he heard the phone ring.
He looked at the caller ID, but didn't recognize the number despite the local area code. He decided to answer the call on the off chance it was someone at work calling from an unfamiliar number. They're the only ones who ever called him anyway.
He answered the phone and said, "Hello?"
"Hello, is this Peter?" It was a woman's voice. One that wasn't immediately recognizable to him.
"No, this isn't Peter. You must have the wrong number," he said.
"Oh, I'm sorry for bothering you then," she said. She quickly recited the number to check if she dialed it wrong, or did in fact have the wrong number.
"Yes, that is my number," he said, "But I'm not Peter and I don't know one either."
"I must have got the number wrong then," she said. "I'm sorry again for bothering you."
"It's no problem," he said. "I hope you find who you're looking for."
The brief disruption to his routine had ended. He was about to go back to what he was doing, but before he could the phone was ringing again. It was the same number that had just called. He was confused as to why she would be calling again.
He answered the phone and said, "Sorry, still not Peter."
"I'm not looking for Peter," she said. "Well, not anymore at least."
"Okay," he said. He was even more confused now than he was a few seconds ago when he saw her number again.
"I wasn't looking for you, but nevertheless I have found you," she said.
"Found me?" he said.
"How else would you describe it?" she said.
"I'm not sure what's going on here," he said. His confusion grew even more.
"It's quite simple. I was looking for Peter, but I had the wrong number and found you instead," she said. "Then I decided you were the right number after all."
"The right number? For what?" he asked.
"You have a nice voice," she said.
"Thank you?" he said. This did nothing to reign in his confusion.
"You have a nice voice. I was looking for a nice voice," she said.
"What do you need a nice voice for?" he asked.
"That's a big question with a lot of answers," she said with a bit of laughter in her voice. "Don't you enjoy a nice voice? Do you think I have a nice voice?"
"I suppose I do and you do have a nice voice," he said.
"Really?" she said. The admission appeared to both please and delight her. "That's good. Now the big question is -- what am I going to do with you now that I've found you?"
"I'm not sure where this is going," he said. His confusion no was no longer easily hidden, which appeared to amuse her.