This was stupid! Really!
I was taking a break from doing the billings for my business one night and was trying to catch up on email. I clicked on my In-Box and, as usual, had to weed out the bona fide email from the spam. Always a chore, however a necessary one this day and age.
One of the porn oriented spam messages had a catchy subject matter line so I clicked on it out of curiosity. It's astounding to see how much spam comes my way each day! You would think that there's gotta be better things to do with your time then to generate mindless spam to send out over the internet!
But anyway, back to the tale. So here I was, taking a break from doing the billings when I double clicked on a porn type of spam that was offering a chance to be a director of your own porn flick! I figured, Ha! Ha! Ha! They just want my email address so they can send me more spam! Ok, I'll bite since my spam blocker will probably handle that as well! So I clicked it! And that opened to a porn website!
What a website! Lots of porn. Lots of porn videos and stories and such! Wow! And there was that contest. Enter to win a chance at directing your own porn flick! Choose from a listing of adult video stars to star in your flick! To enter, you would have to come up with an original story line and submit it by a certain date. Judging by my calendar, that would be about two weeks from today.
The website featured a corporate name with an address so I checked them out with the business registry operated by the state, and they checked out! Yeah, duly registered to do business. Ok, looks like they might be legit.
Back to the website. I was looking for the catch. There's gotta be a catch to this. I'm a firm believer in there being no such thing as a free lunch. And there it was; the story line would be the property of the company once it was submitted no matter if the story was chosen or not! Looks like their creative juices were running dry!
I figured, why not. I could write a little, and I really didn't care if they kept the story line or not. I mean, what would I do with it? Sell it to McGraw and Hill? Donate a copy to the local library? Aw, come on now. Now way! I'd probably just chuck in the trash or delete it anyway.
So I started putting together the basis for the story. I decided that I'd choose an event from my life and embellish it a bit. That way I would be able to deliver content that made some sense as I would already be familiar with it to some extent.
So I chose to write a story about a botched attempt at a romance that fizzled stupendously! Only in the story, I would get lucky and we would end up fucking the day lights out of each other! Well, after all, this was a porn website! And it was my fantasy story, too! So I began writing about my attempt at college romance with Theya.
Theya and I met while I was a sophomore and she was a freshman. I was helping out at orientation for incoming freshmen. She had just retrieved her class schedule and couldn't figure out what it said. Yep, our college employed some sort of IT nerd to program the class schedule handout program. The guy probably only understood scrabble-speak! Acronyms up the wazoo! They should have castrated the guy.
Anyway, Theya was at a loss trying to decipher what the alpha-spaghetti meant! Seeing the bewilderment on her face, I went over to see if I could help her. At first I could see that she was embarrassed about the entire situation, however I explained to her that all of us take at least five or more minutes each time we receive the class schedule, trying to figure out what the heck it means.
So we both had a good laugh as I tried to unscramble it for her. I translated her schedule to "English" and also helped her locate her classrooms on a handy campus map. She was relieved to say the least.
Well, this gave me an 'in' so to speak and I asked her out for a date. That led to a series of very enjoyable dates. We would normally end up at her dorm room smooching but that was as far as she would let us get. My attempts to advance our relationship did not go very far. And Theya admitted that she wanted to experience life more before she tied herself down. Ok, I could understand that although I had thought that I had found my 'angel' already. So we ended up going our separate ways. But I was heart broken and very disappointed.
You know how it is when you've found 'the one'? Well, I had found mine however she wasn't interested in being anyone's 'the one.' At least not with me. And not then any way.
Well that spelled the end of that relationship. I think that she kind of spoiled the fun of future relationships for me as well as I usually ended up asking my dates what they were looking for by the second or third date. Most of them thought that I was weird so there usually weren't many dates after that.
I ended up flitting from relationship to relationship, most lasting no more than three to six months. It sounds so cliché, however I think I compared all of them to Theya and they didn't match up. And so I found myself at age 26, trying to put together a story line to submit using my failure of a romance as the backdrop! A pretty sad picture if you ask me!
Anyway, I put the story line together and changed the outcome to a much more satisfying ending; at least from my perspective. In my story instead of the relationship ending that night, I would have Theya moaning as I caressed her lovely breasts through her blouse. Then taking her blouse off completely and getting her to orgasm from fondling and sucking her breasts before the evening was done. Then with our next date, I progressed to getting her bra off and her down to her panties while she had me down to my boxers. She was wanking me off while I was kissing and licking her breasts and fingering her pussy till she came.
Then we would take off after finals were done and spend a week at a cabin in the woods nearby where we would have fucked ourselves silly in the cabin, outside on the deck, in the meadow behind the cabin, against a tree on the hiking trail just beyond the cabin, everywhere! There actually were cabins just outside of town that could have been rented by the day or the week. And they were a little secluded, too. We could have actually lived out this scenario.
I submitted the story line and figured that that's the end of that one. It was a pretty hot read, but I figured someone else would probably come up with better lines than me so why worry about winning! And so I promptly pushed the entire episode out of my mind.
About three weeks later, I received an interesting email from a T. Malloy from the website, inviting me to a private meeting to discuss my submittal. Wow! That probably meant that I was in the running in some way. Otherwise, why go through the time and trouble?
Malloy was going to be in town and had asked to meet to discuss character development as well as to tweak the story line just a bit. So we arranged for me to meet up with Malloy the following week. Start off with dinner, then work the next day to address the questions that needed to be addressed. I had provided Malloy with a description of who I was and what I'd be wearing however Malloy had not reciprocated. So I had no idea of who I was meeting with. Malloy could have been a two headed Sasquatch for all I knew! Oh well, nothing ventured, nothing gained.
On the appointed day, I decided to dress casually as I normally would. I figured no sense in pretending to be someone that I wasn't. I arrived at the restaurant a few minutes early so went into their lounge and ordered a beer. I figured that this would only be a 'meet and greet' and it'd be primarily social in nature. I thought that a beer or two wouldn't hurt. The real work would start tomorrow.
I had just been served when a waitress came in and let me know that my dinner partner had arrived. She picked up my beer and led me to a booth towards the back of the restaurant.
As we were coming up to the booth, my dinner partner, T. Malloy, was gradually revealed to me to be a woman. As I turned to greet her, my jaw hit the ground!
"Theya!" I gawked!
"Hi Steve," she replied with a smirk.
"What ...!"
"Nice to see you too!" I could see the laugh lines all over her face!
"Oh, excuse me. Yeah. Ummm, it's very nice to see you!"
"It's been awhile, hasn't it?" she asked.
"Yes, it's been. So, what shall we do?" I was totally flustered! I was supposed to meet someone to go over the 'wet story' that I had submitted to the porn site, and here I was meeting with an old girl friend that I had been ready to spend my life with, many years ago.
"Well, let's order dinner first and then discuss business. Ok?"
"Ah, yeah, ok...." I was really uncomfortable!
So we ordered our dinners and I drained my beer in one gulp!
As our waitress departed to place our order, Theya continue, "Look Steve, if you're uncomfortable talking with me, I'll understand and we can have someone else do this."
