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This story was crafted for the 2024 April Fools contest. It is a standalone story and leans on no other stories for its content, although for followers' enjoyment it will mention other characters. For those interested in the Stormwatch timeline, this story occurs fifteen months after
StormWatch - A Party of Four
and shortly after
StormWatch - The Love Boat
.
StormWatch - Dirty Pool
The Alberta Clipper sets sail for Buffalo
Beautiful Veronica Gravely was having lunch in the lunchroom of the Andalon Network Services building. She had just returned from a quick visit out west to spend time with friends they met on a cruise in January. Veronica was a stunningly beautiful woman with thick, flowing dark blond hair, which was sporting a new reddish tint. Slim, yet curvy, with large breasts. She was a former beauty pageant winner, and she looked the part. She had that classic beauty, a young Elizabeth Taylor beauty about her. A beauty that often stopped the thought processes in men, especially the thought processes in business adversaries, which she and her boss Anthony Freidman took advantage of with skill and ease.
Veronica was sitting alone, staring at an open tablet, seeing the words on the screen but not paying attention to them. She was the picture of loneliness as she slowly munched the salad her 24 year old stepmother packed for her. How many men in the lunchroom sneaking desirous glances at her would be shocked to find that if they sat down and talked with her, they would find that she was just one of the gang? She was raised by a single dad on a diet of softball in the street, football on the front lawn, and frisbee in the park. Despite her heart stopping beauty, Veronica was camping, fishing, cold beer, and listening to the Buffalo Bills on the radio while you raked the leaves. She truly was one of the guys if you gave her the chance.
"So, how was Minnesota?" asked Terri McCarthy as she sat down next to Veronica and nearly frightened her to death. Terri was a cute, bubbly computer technician with short black hair and "mousy" facial features. She worked for Veronica's husband Josh, building and deploying servers on the company network. When hearing that friends that they made on a cruise were pregnant, Veronica and Josh flew out to visit them in Minnesota. Veronica was back to work and Terri was back to her adoration of Veronica.
"It was cold," said Veronica, who was still trying to get over Terri's sudden appearance.
"I heard that about Minnesota. It's near Saskatchewan, right?" She picked a mushroom out of Veronica's salad and popped it into her mouth.
"No, it's near Ontario, and you should know that, you're Canadian," said Veronica as she longingly looked at the bag of chips that Terri opened. Salt and vinegar. They would go so good with a ham sub from Sorrentino's, thought Veronica.
"Can't be," said Terri as she took another slice of raw mushroom from Veronica's salad and left a salt and vinegar chip in front of Veronica as payment. "Minnesota is like a thousand miles away."
"That's right," said Veronica as she ate the chip and wished she had a Genesee Cream Ale to wash the chip and several of its buddies down. "Ontario goes all the way out to Manitoba."
"Whoa," said Terri, her eyes wide in shock at the size of her home province. Like many of her generation, Terri's command of geography was left up to Google Maps.
Just then, the owner and CEO of Andalon sat down at the table with Terri and Veronica. Anthony Friedman was a 'hands on' kind of manager. He let his supervisors supervise, but he was always in the know, especially when it came to the hardware of his company. He put a hand on Terri's shoulder and said, "How's that blade server for Winston Financial coming?"
"It's all configured. It's on the test stand now getting the Virtual Machines loaded up."
"There ya go. I knew you could do it." Smiling at Veronica, he asked, "How was Minnesota?"
"It was a blast, sir. Our friends Lanh and Kim-ly are so excited about their babies, and their older sister Tam pretends to be upset but she's hoping for a girl. All three sisters are pregnant at once. Wow." Veronica shook her head and smiled. "I'm really hoping we can get together with them for another cruise with Paul and Andi. We really hit it off." Paul and Andi were neighbors who owned a yacht, and they recently had a wonderful cruise on the neighbor's yacht and made some incredible friends.
"What is Mister Gravely doing?" asked Anthony. Josh had remained behind in Minnesota for a few extra days when Veronica returned to work.
"He's helping our friend Don rebuild the motor on an antique John Deere tractor," said Veronica as she packed up her lunch bag.
"Sometimes a battered veteran needs to spend time with his brothers," said Ant and Anthony was known to his friends.
Both Don Campbell and Josh Gravely were seriously wounded veterans, and they bonded the moment they met on the cruise months ago. When Andi, Paul, Josh, and Veronica went to visit Don and his wife Lanh on their dairy farm, Don mentioned he was rebuilding a 1940 John Deere model A tractor and Josh jumped in to help and after that Veronica didn't see her husband except when he and Don took meal breaks from their labor of love. Now Veronica knows what to get Josh for his birthday.
"They really do," said Veronica. "He and Josh were talking about a family campout this summer."
"I'm happy to hear that," said Anthony. Ant and Josh had become good friends since Ant hired him, and Anthony was worried about Josh's emotional wellbeing occasionally. As he stood to leave, Ant said, "Mrs. Gravely, our one o'clock is now our one forty-five. Any problems with that?"
Veronica opened the leather cover of her tablet and glanced at their schedule. "For once, this works out better than originally scheduled." Veronica was Anthony's executive assistant, and she had as much say in the company as any of the vice presidents.
"See you then, oh, and Terri, do you think you can pull StormWatch this weekend?"
Stormwatch was a pain in the ass, but it was paid overtime even for salary workers. A manager in the hardware department would stay overnight during bad weather and monitor the 'server farm' and keep the emergency exits clear. If there was any problem with frozen pipes, blocked exits, hung servers, power outages, or anything that would affect their customers' experience, the person with the bright orange StormWatch access badge did everything they could do to get it fixed.
"Stormwatch?" asked Terri. "Isn't that for managers?"
Ant stroked his chin. "Let's talk about that in my office." Looking even more terrified than she did earlier when she thought Yi was an HR Headhunter, she followed Anthony into his office.
As the door closed behind Terri, Veronica got up and dashed to the open office area where over a dozen programmers worked. "Mateo, come on. You're needed."
Without questioning the beautiful company officer, Mateo Buran logged off his workstation and followed Veronica. When Mrs. Gravely talks, you listen. She led Mateo to the main entrance waiting area where several comfortable chairs and couches were arranged outside of "Officer Row." Five offices were set up in a row. The CEO, Veronica's office, then the Vice Presidents of Sales, VP of Accounting, and VP of Legal. "Stand right here and wait," said Veronica, then she and Yi backed away and stood off to the side. A couple of minutes later, Anthony's door opened and put an end to Mateo's confusion.
Terri backed out of the office saying, "Yes sir, I will sir, and thank you sir!" Then she turned and saw her boyfriend standing there waiting for her and she squealed at the top of her lungs and flew into his arms. "Ijustgotapromotion!" she cried "I'mJosh'sassistant inchargeofserverdeployemnt!" The words came too fast for human comprehension.
"Slow down!" laughed Mateo. Mateo was a laid-back young man. He was practically the opposite of Terri. Where she was bubbly and easily excitable, Mateo was calm and deliberate in everything he did. While Terri loved the pressure and hard work of deploying a new server or bringing a customer online for the first time, Mateo loved nothing better than line after line of properly formatted computer code.
"I got a promotion!" gushed Terri. "I'm the assistant manager of server development and deployment."
"Congratulations!" he said, and he picked her up and spun around with her.
"I have Stormwatch this weekend. We're supposed to have an Alberta Clipper," she said with a frown.
"Alberta is on the other side of the continent," said Mateo.
"It is? I thought it was near Montana. Anyhow, an Alberta Clipper is what they call it when the jet stream dips down and kicks your ass, eh?" said Terri, a true ditz.
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