I am a lesbian. I've been licking pussy for years. I'm not one of those stereo-typical, man-hating, butch bull-dykes that couldn't get a man if they wanted one (which they don't because they hate them). I've had men. We all experiment, and I taste-tested the chess team. What can I say? I'm more of an intellectual than a jock.
My story begins with ladies night. I love going out on ladies night because of cheap booze (often free if the right sucker sees me) and a lot of drunk girls decide they want to experiment. I can't tell you how many girls I've made out with while their boyfriends watched. The guys eat it up!
This ladies night in particular was kind of slow. The weather had been shitty all day, switching between rain and sleet, and not many people had come out.
I was sitting at the bar with a double-cosmo in a glass (a regular cosmo in one of those wimpy stem glasses just isn't enough), and a guy comes over and offers to buy me another drink.
This guy looks kind of like the office worker sort. He's a little overdressed for the bar we are in with his blue monochrome shirt and tie combo, but he's cute with his short spiky hair and glasses. I guess I'm a sucker for guys with glasses (hence, the chess team).
I accept his offer and order a lemon drop. I love to drink, but the drink has to have some flavor.
We start talking, and sure enough, he sells insurance. "Don't worry," he says. "I won't try to sell you any."