The knob pressed into the blond's ample ass and provoked a startled gasp as she tried to apply yet another coat of glossy red lipstick to her pouty lips.
"Sorry." I started to shut the door to the tiny bathroom. Behind me the stereo boomed and people were laughing.
"That's okay," she said, sliding out of the way and waving me back in. She was in little pink shorts that clung to the curves of her bottom, high heels and a white crop top with the word SPUNKY! stretched across her large knockers in big black letters.
I came in and shut the door behind me.
"I don't mind if you want to whip it out," she said. "All that beer and ogling women must make your cock very big."
"Mmmmm...beer and sluts," I muttered, as I slid by her ass on the way to the toilet. I opened the lid and lifted the seat.
"The beer makes the sluts easier and prettier." She turned and eyed me. "I though I saw you having your tongue cleaned by a red head?"
"She didn't like it when I asked for some head."
"Oh, that's because she's got such a small mouth. Her pussy could take a mountain gorilla though."
"That would be the guy who has got her in the pool house right now." I unzipped my jeans. I was ready to piss a swimming pool. "Are you staying?"
She was obviously a woman who liked a dare. She nodded, looking down curiously at the bulge in my jeans.
"Okay, excuse the pre-cum. That red headed bitch was hot." I pulled my lizard from my briefs and flopped it over the toilet. I looked up, pleasure on my face, as the yellow stream arched into the toilet. She was staring intently. "You like?"
"I'm jealous." She slipped behind me, pressing her boobs into my back and grinding her pelvic bone into my ass. Her hand slipped over my right hand which was holding my cock. "Let me!"
I took my hand away and she starting doing circles over the toilet. She began to slip her hand up and down my dong. It stiffened but still flowed with piss - after four beers I wasn't stopping for a while.