Yasmin Hussein is the name and I am a Hijab-wearing Muslim woman from Somalia living in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. Got a story to share with you. Before we get started, though, I want to make one thing perfectly clear. What I do with my pussy is my own damn business, and I answer to one on this. A lot of Muslims in Ottawa and beyond lead double lives, having wild and kinky sex, sometimes with multiple partners behind closed doors but dressing conservatively and acting demure while in public. They're hypocrites, and I hate this about them.
Me? I'm that rare Somali Muslim woman who will admit that I like sex, and I enjoy myself every chance I get. Doesn't mean I'll give you some pussy, though. I am very selective that way. I'm five-foot-ten, curvy and sexy, with dark brown skin, long curly black hair that I tuck away under my Hijab and almond-shaped golden brown eyes. I'm studying accounting at Algonquin College, and want to work for the Canadian Revenue Agency someday. Two years ago, I had a falling out with my parents, Yousef and Amina Hussein, and left our house in Kanata and moved to Ottawa proper. Best damn decision I ever made, for real.
I live in the Vanier neighborhood of Ottawa, a spot full of colorful characters, but rent is cheap in the area fortunately. Most of my neighbors are French Canadian, Somali, Arab or some type of minority, and that's how I like it. I work as a cleaning lady at a big office downtown. Whenever I tell people that I clean for a living, they look at me funny or turn their noses up at me. I know what they must be thinking, and they're wrong. What a bunch of idiots.
At least learn about something before making up your mind about it. Cleaning isn't a bad job when you're a twenty-year-old college student living on your own. I make fourteen dollars per hour cleaning largely empty buildings at night, when nobody sees me. I work six to eight hour shifts in utter tranquility, then go home to rest before my afternoon classes. I have very few hassles at work and that's how I like it. I make about eleven hundred dollars every two weeks, and that's not bad at all considering my rent is only three hundred and eighty dollars a month.
Yup, I had it all figured out, just work and get my degree from Algonquin College before getting a kick-ass job with the Canadian government. I speak and write English and French fluently, and I was born in the Katimavik area of Kanata, Ontario. My parents moved there from Mogadishu, Somalia, in the late 1980s. I am as Canadian as anyone. I don't see why our government shouldn't hire someone like me. I'm just biding my time until good things start to happen for me, ladies and gentlemen.
Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances, I might be out of a job. You see, the other day, I did something crazy at work. Look, there's no clever and discrete way of saying it so I'm just going to say it. I got caught fucking with the security guard at work. The building where I work as a cleaner is located downtown, and it houses many government offices. The overnight security guard, a big and tall young Black guy named Steve Salomon, has been sweet on me for ages. Now, Steve is a Christian guy of Haitian descent and I'm a Muslim woman from a Somali background. Typically, people like us don't mix but odd days can make for some strange bedfellows.
Steve and I had known each other for a while and although he's kind of cute, I never really gave any serious thought to getting with him. I was dating a Somali brother named Ibrahim Warsama and we were getting pretty serious. Until the day I came home to find Ibrahim getting butt-fucked by our white neighbor, Alexandre Thompson. What the fuck? I had no idea that Ibrahim was gay or bisexual or whatever. The sight of a black dude with a white dick up his ass is something I shall never get out of my head. Some things you just can't forget, man. I knew Ibrahim had secrets but never thought they were this freaky. The Koran-quoting Muslim brother I met at Masjid and nearly fell in love with turned out to be a faggot. Hot damn. I did NOT see that one coming.
I'm not seeing Ibrahim anymore and told him that if I ever saw him at my house again, I'd cut his dick off. The disgusting little bozo got the message and left me alone. Good. Ibrahim is probably off somewhere sucking or riding a white dick. Let him do his thing. I'm moving on with my life. I decided to focus on work and school. I've only got one semester left before I graduate from Algonquin College, after all. I told myself that I was over what Ibrahim Warsama had done, and would be more careful with the next guy who came along. Unfortunately for me, I did not keep that promise.
I was at work, cleaning a large office on the seventeenth floor of my building when I sensed a presence behind me. It was Steve, the Haitian security guard, making his rounds. Smiling, Steve asked me if I was alright. I nodded, and we talked for a bit. Nothing out of the ordinary there. Yet for some reason, I opened up to Steve and told him about my fruity ex-boyfriend Ibrahim. When I finished my little spiel, I expected Steve to laugh because, well, even though I'm sad, it is a pretty funny story.