"Ok, so what does your husband not do now that you've had a kid?" MaryAnn asked the group. "Or wife of course."
I was used to just being another face. I would get together with the group of moms after dropping off out kids at school, and very quickly learned not to edit what they talked about. We would hang out at someone's house, and get on with the day after a few hours. It was the life that working freelance afforded me.
Anne walked back into the room ad jumped right into the conversation. "Well I have to ask him six times to take out the garbage."
"No Anne, in bed, in bed, you know sex." Mary Ann clarified for her.
"Like I said, I have to ask six times for him to screw me." And Ann grinned as the rest of us laughed.
Should we really be talking about this in front of him." Sarina said as she pointed to me.
And with a knowing grin I said, "Well that hasn't stopped any of you before. I promise my lips are sealed."
"Your right, why edit now. Well, we used to fuck all over the house. You named it we had sex on, in or under it. Now it's just the bed. Every time! It's driving me nuts," Sarina said, frustration in her voice.
"With me, it's he comes, I come, and good night. Same damn thing every time. I mean he does at least make sure I have an orgasm, but Christ..." MaryAnn said.
I have say, nothing usually throws me with these women, but this was getting a bit uncomfortable. Especially trying to hide what was growing in my pants.
What about you, what does the male in the group have to say?" MaryAnn fired at me.
"I would have to say that that its oral sex. We..."
"Aaaah poor baby doesn't get a blowjob!" MaryAnn said with a chuckle.
"Well if you let me finish MaryAnn " I shot back "I love to eat pussy." I blurted out without thinking much. But I caught MaryAnn flatfooted. And the room got a bit quiet.
Then MaryAnn smiled and started laugh. And the rest of the three women fell out laughing.
"Hey what about you April?" Ann said after the laughing had died a bit. "What does your man not do for you anymore?"
April was absolutely the quietest and most reserved of the group. As a group they were all rather attractive. It was filled with blondes and brunettes, MaryAnn had the largest tits, Anne the smallest and Sabrina had the best ass. April had a beautiful air about her, like she didn't know what a beauty she was. And how much the rest of them envied her.
April's pale face blushed as she tried to think of an answer. She knew not answering was not an option.
"Um...well, I don't know.... I guess maybe he falls asleep too quickly afterwards." April said meekly.
"Is that it! Kind of sheepish answer there April." Sabrina said while giving her a big hug.
They all knew not to push April too hard and we all just went on with the conversation. The topic diverged into a more mundane subject and I didn't have to hide my erection anymore, and our little gathering broke up the day.
As I said my goodbyes April asked if we could walk together, she said she had to stop at the deli or something, and she was going the same way.
We were a block and a half away and April kid of half mumbled, whispered at the ground, "Um, so, I have the same problem you do."
"April what did you say?" and I noticed her face was beginning to grow flush again. So I listened a bit harder. I didn't want to miss anything that was bringing the blood to her face.