Keep score along with her as Ondra, a 28 year old slut in denial, graphically catalogs every ounce of semen and every drop of vaginal fluid from her sexual exploits in her remarkably descriptive sex chronicles. She discloses everything to her readers, from photographic details about past and present fucks to her own quirky personal hygiene and grooming habits.
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So guys, I got together with my nineteen year old college boy for the second time last night. After our hasty brush a week ago, I wasn't sure there would even be a second time.
When considering what to do for an encore, I found myself craving something a little more on the "tranquil" side. And, with what I've told you guys about my last two encounters with men, can you blame me? So, after lecture one day, I decided to invite my classmate over to my place for dinner. That way I could feel relaxed and present in the moment.
The day of our date, I stopped at the market after my last class and then went home to get ready. I was rushed, so to save time I began to get undressed as I unpacked the groceries. By the time they were all put away, I was standing in the middle of the kitchen in my underwear! I don't yet have curtains in my townhouse, so I snuck my way up to the bathroom in that instinctually woman-like, arms-crossed fashion (no bra that day), peeled off my panties and hopped into the shower.
I did the usual soaping and rinsing, then I grabbed my razor to sha...
Oh wait, time out guys!
I forgot to mention that I've decided to let my pubic hair grow out. Nothing too crazy, though, just some "foliage" around my pussy and a little bit of fuzz above my clit. I'm keeping my ass crack totally smooth for now. I'm a girl that's always had a tendency to get really hairy in that region and if I were to completely let myself go down there, I'd have hair around my asshole almost long enough to braid! When I mentioned grabbing my razor earlier, I was referring to shaving my ass hair.
Now, to do this I perform a move that's not exactly the most elegant on my part. I have to squat down like a baseball catcher, then reach underneath myself with the razor and run it along the crack of my ass. I feel really awkward and un-ladylike in that position, so sometimes I'll blow off shaving my ass for weeks. But, with the looming potential of having company down there in a couple of hours, I re-soaped and went at it.
I used to date a guy who got off on shaving my exclusive parts for me. We just threw down a towel and I would lay on top of it on my back with my knees up in the air. Then, I'd spread my legs and ass cheeks as widely as I could and he'd foam me up and shave away. I suppose he thought that if he was the one taking my pussy and ass for a spin, he wanted to do the detailing himself. He tried shaving my legs once too but, no. Besides, I have a fairly spacious two-station shower in my master that has a built in bench where I can sit and shave my own legs in comfort.
By the way, it's winter now, but in the summertime I go to my "groomer" to have my privates done. That's probably way too much information, but you know there's nothing I don't tell you guys!
With all of the important shower stuff complete, I dried myself off and put on a short (and I mean short) satin robe that would definitely show EVERYTHING if I bent over far enough. I just bought it and I love it because it's soft and comfortable. The fact that it's so short doesn't bother me because, not having dressings for my windows, I just need something to cover me up. Besides, I'm not planning on going out to get the morning paper in it or anything.
Next I had to decide which panties to wear. I glanced over at the ones I had just slipped out of before getting into the shower:
"Hmm, those would have been nice."
But then I thought,
"Naaa, I couldn't put those back on!" and continued to look for a satisfactory fresh pair.
After a few minutes of indecision, I said to myself,
"Oh, fuck it!"
And with that I had officially made the decision to host the dinner wearing my bathrobe. Yes, the same robe that I had originally bought just so my neighbors - in case they happened to be looking in my window - wouldn't see my tits when I got out of the shower.
In the past when I've had guys over for dinner I've dressed in anything from a formal evening gown, to jeans and a t-shirt, to a full Maid Marian costume (What, I can't have fun with a little role play?).
But seriously (and all my girls out there can relate to this), you know how sometimes you get out of the shower, throw on any old thing and, tongue-in-cheek you think, "Can't I just go out like this?" Well my "this" was that bathrobe, so I went with it (okay MEN, you can uncover your ears now).
In my continued preparation for the night's events, I found that my incessant primping and preening was putting a possible crimp in my ability to fulfill the evening's culinary requirements (Who the hell talks like that? What I meant was that I was spending so much time doing my fucking hair and trying to look cute for the guy, that I was running out of time to cook dinner for him!).
The meal was simple, however, and I had it ready in 35 minutes, right at the time he was scheduled to show up.
About fifteen minutes later I heard him knock and I opened the door to greet him. He was immediately apologetic, saying that he knew not to show up to a girl's (how cute was he to call me a girl?) house when they say to because they're never ready on time and that he waited in his car for a while, etc.
I interrupted him,
"It's okay, you're fine."
He came in, took off his shoes and sat down at the table as I popped open a beer for him.
We complained about school as I prepared to serve the meal. I could tell that he was preoccupied with watching me slink around the kitchen in my short little robe, with my ass barely covered and my tits jiggling around. I had to keep adjusting the robe's overlap to keep them from flying out.
I walked over to him and leaned in to put his plate down in front of him. As I stood over him he asked me,
"Do you want to, like, go get dressed or something?"
I think he felt badly because he thought I had simply run out of time to get ready. He probably pictured me running around like a crazy woman, frantically trying to get myself together. I quietly asked him,
"Do you WANT me to get dressed?"
So, that settled, I sat myself (robe and all) down to his left at the table.
During dinner the conversation eventually turned to what had happened between us the week before. This got a little awkward and from his perspective I could see why. I mean, here he was in front of a woman he still barely knew, that came over to his room after class last week, gave him oral sex and left a disheveled mess.
What was he supposed to say, "Thank you." as if I had just given him change at Starbucks? Or maybe, "I had a great time." Yeah, no shit you had a great time!
So I finally recycled an old joke and said, "Well, last week you made me gag on something and this week I'm making you gag on my cooking."