Angel, who is a long-known female friend of mine, visited Seattle two years ago from the Philippines and we got to meet each other for the first time in person. When she was in town, Angel and I (Carl), met with another couple Mari and Alex, did three sex shoots together and recorded them on video. Angel decided to visit again but this time we met at a sex retreat in Arizona. We researched the retreat that is renowned around the world and it had rave reviews. Angel and I befriended a lady online, Jenna and discussed the sex retreat with her. She became very excited about the idea of visiting the retreat and wanted to join us there in more ways than one. Angel flew in from the Philippines today and we get to see Jenna tomorrow.
"Just woke up" Angel texted.
"Welcum to sexmania," I texted back
"Why sexmania?" Angel asked.
"Because it's only a couple of days before meet for a rendezvous at the Arizona sex retreat and I can't get it off my manic mind," I texted back.
"I know, I can't wait either. It's an all-day flight from the Philippines, but it'll be well worth it," Angel texted.
"I know, Jenna texted me and let me know that she's psyched to meet us," I texted.
"I don't think I've ever seen Jenna with clothes on. I don't know how she gets away with being in all those outdoor public places in the buff," Angel texted.
"I know. She said she's never been busted for it yet. I hope it's not when she's with us and she gets us busted," I texted with a smiley emoji.
"Well, I'll see you at the airport in two days. Please try to get some sleep with that maniac sex brain of yours. You're going to need the rest," Angel texted back with a smiley emoji.
"See you at the airport," I texted.
Time passed slowly for the next two days as I was consumed with sexual thoughts and all the things I wanted to do at the retreat.
Finally, the day came! I flew to Sedona and took an Uber from the airport to the sex retreat. Angel was still on her long flight from the Philippines and was expected to be here early evening. And of course, Jenna planned to join us tomorrow.
The staff greeted me with smiles and right away I had a great vibe about the place. They showed me to my room right away and told me that after I freshen up, they would take me on a tour. That was a great idea because then I could relay what I learned to Angel and Jenna.
The room was spacious and warmly decorated. The living room had comfy couches, a bar and a large kitchen off to the side. Some of the furniture looked like it was designed for sexual activities. For example, I checked out a curvy chaise lounge with legs on each side. I extended the legs that were obviously designed to spread the legs open. Off to the side was a Sybian machine with various attachments. My mind began to race with sexual thoughts.
Also, there was a large screen TV and when I turned it on, there were only adult-themed videos and a welcoming video for the retreat. It seemed that other guests had made sex videos of themselves. I would definitely need to watch this later after the tour.
I walked into the spacious master bedroom and it had a super King-size bed, a sex swing in the corner a table with a cushion obviously made to lay on and a sex machine with a comfy chair and legs that extended for leg-spreading. When it came to sexual pleasure, they thought of everything.
Then, I entered the bathroom and it was amazing with an open walk-in shower, a bathtub that was designed for at least three or four people and water nozzles that were extendable for body washing as well as play. Also, there were giant wall mirrors that enhanced the bathroom features.
I walked back to the main lobby and told them that I was ready for my tour.
One of the ladies said to follow her saying, "I hope you're okay with the things I plan to show you on our tour. Some people may find some of these things offensive as they can be triple X rated."
"Well, I sort of know what to expect since this is a sex retreat and I researched your place online. I'm open to most things sexually so go for it," I said with a smile.
"When you say most things, what are the things that cross the line for you if you don't mind me asking," she said in a caring tone.
I felt like I could open up to this nice lady and tell her anything but this cross-the-line conversation was awkward for me.
"Well, I don't want to be gross," I said.
"Don't worry, you can say anything in my confidence. Believe me, I've heard it all," she said consolingly.
"Okay, the line for me is vomit, poop and blood," I blurted out.
"Actually, I hear that a lot so you're in good company. We stay away from that here unless there is a special request. We try to satisfy our guests and go out of our way to please. We have a reputation that we want to maintain," she added.
The first place she took me to was a large room with about six couples. They were naked and then women were doing something to their partners who were lying on a massage table.
"This is our P-Spot and G-Spot class. Right now, women are being taught how to find the P-Spot in men. Next, they will switch and the men will find the lady's G-Spot. You can see the two ladies over there who are finding each other's G-Spots," she informed me.
"I'm definitely signing up for this class," I said with excitement. "Sometimes that spot can be elusive and it would be great to learn more."
"They also have sensual and erotic massages in this or another room I'll show you. This is for group massages and the other is for solo or couples massage," she further added.
"Sign me up for all the above!" I said with a smile.
I was trying not to be too noisy because quiet and reserved seemed to be the culture here. I was fine with that because I was hoping not to experience loud obnoxious people here to spoil the mood.
She walked me to another room that was a large spa with several pools. There was a half dozen people in the buff and in the water or sitting out. I could see open showers along the side and a changing area. A lady was removing her loosely fitting robe and she didn't seem to care that I was on a tour and we were watching her. In fact, everyone was chill and didn't seem to be self-conscious.
The next room that she took me to had several beds and devices for placing people in various positions.
"This room we call the dungeon," she said. "A lot of our guests use it for BDSM activities. There are plenty of whips, chains, ropes and restraining devices in the other room as well as a Sybian and sex machine. There is also a sex chair that can be raised or lowered over a person lying on the table. You get the idea."
"I'm not heavy into BDSM, but I do like some of the devices in here," I replied.
"We also have sex parties that can be booked for any of the rooms. Just talk to the concierge and they can book a room for you or check our schedule in your room if interested," she informed.
"We also have highly skilled people who can help with any sexual issues you may have or expand your sexual desires and dreams. There are virtually no limits when it comes to sexual needs and our willingness to help you," she said caringly. "Oh, I forgot to mention that we also have outdoor activities such as nude hiking, and frolicking. Whatever dreams you have for the outdoors, we are here to make them come true.
"Have any of your guests ever been caught?" I asked.
"Yes, it's happened before but we have a good relationship with the park rangers and law enforcement, many of whom are members here and they take any action unless there is harm or illegal activity. Nudity is generally accepted here unless someone exposes themselves recklessly," she informed.
"Okay, so it sounds like there is a risk of public exposure, but it's low. Unless you run into someone who is a prude and has a subjective opinion about whether it's reckless exposure. Sounds kind of confusing but I guess it's worth the risk that I don't run into that subjective ass," I said with a chuckle.
"Yes, it is confusing, but I think you'll be okay if you want to explore the naked outdoors," she said with a consoling tone.
"Our friend Jenna who is joining Angel and me tomorrow posts daily pictures of herself naked in public including outdoor hikes and hotel hallways and even lobbies. Although I believe she has been caught prancing around naked before, as far as I know, she hasn't been arrested yet. I hope her good luck rubs off on us, literally!" I said with another chuckle.
