Enter the Stranger
"The Minute He Walked in the Door" Hey Big Spender Peggy Lee
There was a knock on the front door. Debbie said, "That will be Damian." And went to answer it.
Amelia heard Debbie say, "Hello Damian. Oh. You didn't mention that you were bringing a friend. Come in." Debbie and the two visitors came into the living room. Amelia had met Damian, but she didn't recognise the tall fair haired and thick-set guy with him. Damian did the honours, saying, "Deb and Amelia, this is my friend Gerry. Gerry - Deb and Amelia. Gerry is an old mate of mine. I should warn you, he's usually the life of the party."
"Well," said Gerry to Damian, "you didn't tell me how gorgeous these lovely girls are!" His voice was a rich baritone. That and his easy manner appealed to Amelia, even if his blokey way of speaking and non-descript looks weren't in his favour.
Pointing to their drinks, Gerry added, "Mmm, having a loosener are you? So, I guess you won't be needing these." He held up the two champagne bottles.
Debbie quickly grabbed them, saying, "Thank you. I'll take care of those for you." Then she disappeared into the kitchen.
Gerry called after her, "I've got something else here that you can take care of for me." Debbie came back into the room.
"What is it?"
"Don't ask!" Damian chimed in. "I know what he's thinking, even if you don't."
Gerry gave a sly smile and declared, "If a woman turns down an offer from me, she'll never know what she missed out on. Did you hear why the girl at the bar turned down a drink that a guy offered her? She said alcohol affected her legs badly. He asked if it was because they swelled. 'No,' she replied, 'it's because they spread'." At that, he gave a huge guffaw, and added, "Now there's my kind of girl. By the way, if either of you girls suffer from the same problem, just let me know. And I'll be straight over to top up your drinks." He was addressing them both but was looking at Amelia. Everyone was laughing so much that the others probably didn't notice.
From that point on, Gerry took over the conversation. He seemed to be a force of nature, a whirlwind of energy. When he noticed that Amelia was rubbing her arm, he offered to give her a massage, claiming to be an expert in taking care of women's bodies -- or did she prefer to stroke herself? Amelia shouted, "No!! You evil man!" And everyone laughed again.
"Well," Gerry went on, "at least my last girlfriend appreciated me and my bedroom talents. She used my camera to take a photo of my cock as a momento of the great time we had. Then the little minx posted it online as a joke."
"So, what site did she send it to?" asked Damian. "Are you going to show it to us? Come on. We can find it on Deb's laptop."
"I'm sure you know all about Debbie's laptop," Gerry said with an exaggerated wink. Then he turned to the girls, "Are you sure you want to see it?"
"Of course," Amelia replied, a little too eagerly.
Debbie chimed in, "Somehow I think you're going it show it to us anyway."
She was right. Gerry interpreted the absence of a resounding "NO" as unanimous consent.
"Here, Debbie, lend me your laptop and I'll find it for you." He fiddled with the keyboard for a couple of minutes and then said, "Ah! Here it is. I should tell you that it's X rated. So, if you are easily shocked, you'd better avert your eyes." He spun the laptop around so the others could see the screen. Of course, no-one looked away. It was the Home Page of a site called The Bell End Gallery. Gerry scrolled down and clicked on an icon. A photo came up - a low angle shot showing the lower part of Gerry's body. He was lying on his back with his semi-erect cock lying on his stomach and his balls hanging between his legs. Gerry looked around the room hopefully.
"Oh my God," shrieked Debbie. "Is that you?"
"Do you want me to prove it?" Gerry asked and began to unzip his jeans.
"No, don't!" Debbie squealed. "Don't you dare!" She came over to sit beside Amelia, sensing that her friend may have been overwhelmed by Gerry's antics.
When Gerry saw them together, he looked at Damian and asked jokingly if he thought the girls had a lesbian relationship going on. Debbie and Amelia snuggled up together pretending to be getting turned on. Then they suddenly stopped and in unison they said, "No!" Damian looked at Gerry, Gerry looked at Damian and they both shrugged. It was the first time Damian had laughed all night. Previously his manner had been one of amused detachment, seemingly unmoved by Gerry's theatrics. He had seen it all before.
Gerry tried to change the subject and asked the girls if they enjoyed oral sex. Debbie said, "Of course." It was a tricky question for Amelia given that her ex had never been down on her. But one of her former boyfriends had made an amateurish attempt at it. So, she just said, "Well, it's been a while ..."
"Would you like to hear how I take care of a lady's ..... What should I call it? Is "pussy" okay?" The ladies agreed it was.
"What about 'snatch'?" Hmm, maybe.
"Cunt?"
"NO!" More laughter.
"You know," Gerry observed, "a man's tongue is an under-rated sex organ. Do you know why?"
"Go on," Debbie replied.
"There are three reasons," Gerry continued. "First, it is essential for seduction. The tongue has the ability to charm a woman by sweet-talking her. And to make her laugh. If you can do that you are half way there."
Amelia was thinking, "This guy has all the charm of a rogue - the kind who would steal a woman's heart by making her laugh."
But she said, "I'm sure you're right there, but the other half is important too."
"Of course," Gerry went on. "Which brings me to the second reason - how a guy uses his tongue for a sexy kiss. It needs to be done slowly. Young guys are hopeless. They rush it and just slobber everywhere. That's why it's important to begin slowly. When the moment is right, the guy can move in, beginning with just the tip of his tongue and his mouth slightly open. If she responds in kind, then they can go for it. See what I mean?"
The girls made mild uncertain noises of agreement.
"Now, when it comes to going down below on a woman, then the secret is to have the ability to point your tongue and make it stiff. Like this."
Gerry opened his mouth and poked his tongue out. It was pointed, rigid, and surprisingly long. It was also on a slight upward angle - like an erect penis, Amelia was thinking and smiling coyly, her dark glittering eyes locking with Gerry's.
She said, "I can do that too!"
Gerry and Damian looked at each other. Gerry said to Damian, "Ah! I think we may have the answer to the lesbian question now!" The girls just laughed again.
Well, if you can, you'd know all about using it on her love button.. what do you call it?"
"Clit," the girls said in unison, trying not to sound too eager.
"Right," said Gerry. The first thing is to be able to find it. Do you agree?" The girls nodded. Gerry went on.