Brian was going skiing for a few days and was getting ready to leave first thing in the morning. He was packing everything in his car, ticking off what he had. All seemed fine but something was missing if he could just recall what. Then he remembered. His ski wax. He'd run out and intended to buy more but had forgotten. Irritating but he could pick up some at the lodge. At a seriously inflated price, though, which was even more irritating. Then he remembered Andrew. He'd have some. He'd give him a call and see if he could borrow it.
"No problems, mate," was Andrew's reply. "You won't even have to come over and get it. I'll be over your way in an hour or so and I'll drop it off."
True to his word Andrew dropped past later that evening and tossed Brian the wax.
"Thanks. They charge like a wounded bull at the lodge. You'd think a reasonable profit would be enough but apparently not when you have a captive market."
"Tell me about it," grinned Andrew. "Anyway, I'll be going so you can finish getting ready."
"Okay. I'd offer you a drink but not while you're driving. Um, hold on a second. You might be in time to catch the nightly show. Come on."
Brian turned and walked into the house with a curious Andrew following him. They went into Brian's bedroom, Andrew noticing that Brian made no effort to turn on the light.
"Yeah," Brian said, looking out the window. "It looks like the show is about to begin."
Looking out the window Andrew found he was looking into a lit bedroom not very distant. A young woman was just starting to get undressed.
"That's Suzy, isn't it?" he asked. "Very pretty girl with the intelligence of a flea. You said nightly show?"
"Uh-huh. Silly Suzy. She does this every night and never pulls down her blind. Also, she has let me know that her window is never locked."
"What the hell? Is she stripping knowing that you're probably here watching?"
"Got it in one."
"What the fuck, man? Why's she doing it? I'm surprised you haven't snuck over there some night and climbed through the window."
The pair of them were silent for a few moments as they watched Suzy undress, facing the window, Andrew noticed, ensuring they received a good look at her.
"So why haven't you hopped through the window and jumped her? If she's doing this every night she's plainly asking for it and I don't care if that's not supposed to happen. She's doing everything but giving you a written invitation."
"Well, she may be stupid but her mother's not. If I snuck in one night she'd welcome me with open arms and wouldn't let out a peep until after I'd fucked her ragged. Then she'd go running to mummy to tell her what happened and her mother would talk to my mother and I'd find myself engaged and married to the little leech. Not going to happen."
"You're kidding?"
"Nope. Trust me. I've been in her sights for a long time and have had to dodge a number of traps, all designed to compromise her and lead to marriage."
"Geez, man. She's eighteen. Probably not even a virgin and she hasn't tried to force anyone else into marriage. Surely she doesn't expect you to marry her just because you sleep with her."
"I have no idea where her virginity is concerned but I suspect she still has it. She's not interested in anyone else. Just me and my potential inheritance."
"Oh, you poor man, you," laughed Andrew. "Still, you get some very nice scenery out of it."