How stupid can I be? I should have seen this coming a mile away, but I missed it until it was too late. Now I'm a limp-dicked husband with a happy wife.
Here's how it happened.
Judy and I were on a vacation cruise trip when we met Ross and Dianna at dinner one evening when we shared a table. In the course of small talk, we discovered that we lived in the same vicinity. Ross had retired recently, and he was ecstatic. In retirement he began a new hobby related to shaving.
Yep, that's where this is going, and you can see it already, can't you? Why I didn't is my own fault.
Now, I should mention that Ross and Dianna were attractive and fit. They appeared to be in their late 50s, but they had aged very well. Ross was tall, about six feet three inches, with a trim waist and dark black hair. Dianna was also tall, probably an inch or two less than six feet, with long and straight black hair, and her figure was something to behold. Her curves had me staring too much, I'm sure, and her legs seemed endlessly long, and her breasts were prominent and nicely displayed.
Judy and I are in our mid-forties. I've let myself go a bit. My belly is pudgy and my hair is thinning. Judy, on the other hand, plays tennis and runs mini-marathons. She is about my height, five feet seven, and she is practically flat-chested. Her little nipple nubs sit atop a gentle swelling. I reassure her about the appearance of her breasts and praise her appearance. Her exercise keeps her quite thin, and her face is what I would call plain and pretty at the same time. Judy wears her hair short, sort of a Peter Pan cut, and she is a natural blonde.
That last part, her blonde hair, is probably her most striking feature.
Ross told us that he had recently tried shaving with an old fashioned straight razor, and his wife loved how smooth it made his face. Dianna smiled and said, "Oh my gosh! The difference was amazing." Since then, Ross has become an expert on old shaving methods. Apparently there are websites and an entire culture devoted to gadgets and blades and soaps for shaving.
Judy leaned over and ran her hand over my face and said, "Your face is a but rough." She is usually shy, but I guess she was just trying to be polite and make conversation.
Ross jumped in, "You should try it."
I smiled and said that I was satisfied with my multi-blade disposable gizmo for shaving, but Ross didn't miss a trick. He said, "Well, I think your wife might like you to try a closer shave."
Ross went on, "Listen, why don't you come to our cabin tomorrow morning and you can try it. But actually, it's safer to let someone shave you first until you know what you're doing. I can do that."
It seemed silly. I asked Judy, "Really? You want me to try this?"
She replied, "Not if you don't want to."
The thought came to me that I would enjoy seeing Dianna again. Just looking at her increased my libido. And who knows what she might be wearing in the morning hours? So I said, "Why not?"
"Great," said Ross. "Come whenever you like. We'll be ready."
After dinner, Judy and I watched them as they danced to the ship's DJ. As they twirled around the floor, I was aware of what a handsome couple they were. Up to this point, nothing about Ross and Dianna seemed odd except for the shaving thing. They seemed polite, comfortably friendly, and like a happy couple.
After coffee the next morning, Judy put on shorts and I dressed casually, then we went to get a shave.
When I knocked on Ross and Dianna's door, I heard him call out, "Just a moment." Then we heard laughing and commotion before he came to open the door.
"Hi, good morning," Ross said. "Won't you come in?"
They had a larger state room with a lounge area and large bed. Ross was dressed in exercise clothes that flattered his physique. His tee shirt fit a bit tightly across a muscled chest, and below he wore compression pants from waist to above the knee. I should have noticed the bulge in his cock zone, but I was too busy enjoying the sight of Dianna in a robe.
"This won't take long," Ross announced, "And I've got us set up over here," as he pointed to a chair by a sink.
Laid out were a straight razor and a mug filled with shaving cream. "First," he said, "let's get a warm moist towel on your face to soften the beard."
I sat in the chair and let him wrap my face in the towel. It was at that moment, when I was at eye level with Ross's crotch, that I first saw what appeared to be a monster. The bulge in the center appeared to be only caused by his balls because there was a thick long bulge down one leg, perfected outlined in the nylon stretch pants.
I couldn't take my eyes off it. Could this be real? Had Judy seen this, too?
As the towel moistened and warmed by face, we four chatted about the cruise while I eagerly looked at Dianna for glimpses of her bra and breasts swaying under her robe. Sure enough, as she moved, Dianna seemed unaware that she was flashing me generous peeks of curving breasts. I strained to see a nipple, but to no avail.
Ross applied the shaving soap and began to gently but firmly glide the super sharp razor over my cheeks and chin and down my neck. Truly, it only took a few minutes to finish the job.
"Judy," Ross spoke, "come over here now and feel how smooth his cheeks are."
As instructed, my wife walked to me and ran the back of her hand over my face. "Oh my," she said, "that is amazing."
"And," Ross added, "another good thing about this type of shaving is how sensitive the skin becomes." He looked at me, "Doesn't the touch of her hand feel good?"
I had to admit that I did feel a difference.
Were we done? At that moment, I thought we would leave and get on with our morning activities, but Ross announced, "This type of shaving isn't only good for a man's face."
You'd think I would have seen it coming. But nope.
Ross told us, "It's also great for women's legs," as he looked at his lovely wife in her robe. "I'm about to shave Dianna's legs if you want to see how it's done and feel the results."
Well, I was hooked. He didn't have to convince me to stay and stare at her long lovely legs and then to feel them. I looked at Judy, "Why don't we?"
Had I looked for it, I'm pretty sure than I would have seen Ross's cock bulge grow at that moment. But I was too busy watching Dianna.
She spread towels on the bed, then she untied her robe to let is fall apart. I was fixated on watching her robe sway this way and that, exposing peeks of her bra and panties.
Ross and Dianna acted as if all this was normal and made us, or at least me, not think twice about what we were seeing. Looking back, it was all part of their plan. And I was loving their plan, up to this point.