Her: So how many times have you played with yourself?
Me: I thought you were spending quality time with your nephew.
Her: We're in the bedroom. Watching spy kids. I can multi task. I like thinking about your dick getting hard in your hand while you think of me (or some hot Brazilian)
Me: Yeah. That sounds nice. Not sure how the Brazilian got into the mix.
Her: Just thinking of some hottie. There was a blonde chic at the pool that I'm pretty sure we all would do. She was hot.
So... Jack still there?
Me: Yep. We are going Christmas shopping tomorrow.
Her: Guess that means you can't sext me then huh?
Me: Maybe later.
Her: K. Just thought it'd be fun...
Me: It would be. So would making you purr.
Her: Tomorrow.
Me: I saw the bondage straps poking out from under the bed today and remembered some fond times.
Her: Honey, we have had some incredible sex. On many, many different occasions.
Me: Thanks for being so awesome and beautiful and sexy and loving.
Her: Ah.. : -) wish you were here. In another room ;-) we could fuck like rabbits.
Me: It was fun to fold your undies. What kind do you have on right now?
Her: I should probably lie. I have my grandma panties on. I'd much rather be lying next to you without any on though. What ones are your favorite?
Me: The ones on the floor.
Or pushed to the side.
Her: Mm. Those are good. Damn why am I so horned up? I like it.
Me: There is a bathroom. You should have packed one of your little toys.
Her: There is. I should have. I like the sexual tension. I miss you but I miss your dick, too!
Me: How was the pool tonight. Did you rock it? Want to go show off at the Swinger's Club next Friday?
Her: Friday, we are probably going to be exhausted, but I won't rule it out