Ah! The small-town Country Club in Colorado on Saturday night! I walked in and gazed around. All the woman members dressed to kill and their husbands fat and happy at the bar discussing golf. Everyone was happy and relaxed.
All except Kay. Her arms crossed over her nice bosom Standing in front of Jodie, her estranged husband, seated at the end of the bar with a smirk on his face.
You had to get close to hear the heated exchange between them. Money as usual. He had it and would not agree to the settlement pending. The lawyers are probably making a killing off these two. They had money.
Now Kay was the club president and looked every bit the position. Medium tall with strawberry-blonde shoulder-length hair, framing a beautiful face. But wait! Her shimmering, mid-thigh green dress covered her amazing body. The dress was strapless and under her arms, barely supporting her sexy chest, say an easy 34C cup with pencil eraser nips that she was trying to cover in her irritation with Jodie.
It was easily noticeable that she was braless and possibly pantie-less, or she had on a tiny thong as her apple-shaped mons swelled ever so nicely under her tits without a wrinkle anywhere on her stunning body. Members were sneaking looks and inhaling deeply at our charming president. Their wives pretended not to notice as Kay made it plain to her friends, she was dressing up to piss off Jodie. It was working.
I am the drone in the club. Never married, approaching forty, tall with the same physique I had in college and available. Tonight, I was wearing docker shorts and a button-down dress shirt with the top buttons open. I thought I looked good.
So, I had no problem wandering up to the bar and ordering my usual. Fred, the bar manager smiled, filled my glass and rolled his eyes at the arguing estranged pair. I heard Jodie.
"Why do you dress up in that skimpy outfit at the club for Christ's sake?" He was stewed.
"Look around Jodie, every woman is dressed nicely! It's Saturday night, where else can we dress up nicely?" Kay was pissed.
"Dressed nicely? You call that nice? Y'all look like sluts!" Jodie said to the room. Quietly heads turned, mine especially. And several older members ushered heir wives to the door.
"Jodie, you need to go home and sleep before someone takes major offense! Namely me." I had heard enough. "These women are mine AND your friends, so pip down or I'll take you home myself!" I think I got in his space and puffed up my chest.
"Jack, please don't interfere," Kay quietly said, I paid no attention.
"What's it gonna be, Jodie?" I asked in a low voice.
"Aw fuck y'all!" He said raising up off the stool. "I'm outa here! Fred, get me an Uber, I don't need this shit!"
In a moment, Jodie was out the door, gone to await his transport, probably to another bar.
The room quickly returned to normal. Several members nodded at me and most of the ladies smiling in my direction.
"You didn't have to do that! But thanks! I could handle it." Kay touched my hand, Ooh! I got a thrill between my legs from that. "Fred, give me a vodka and water to settle my nerves."
"Sorry Kay, I couldn't handle it and I know some guys in here would love to pop Jodie good after he said that. I just didn't want it to escalate!" I looked at her sincerely. "You owe me a dance! You can't come here looking so hot and not dance with your knight!"
Kay brightened instantly. "Great! I am serving coffee! Can you wait for it to slow down? I'm still shaking from Jodie."
"Hell! Let everyone get their own coffee, you look too good to be carrying drinks to everyone! Look, they're already starting to leave." And they were.
I took Kay's arm and said softly, "I'll meet you outside if you need something to help calm you down and relax," I was known to be a mellow guy, thanks to my products. Hell, half the members indulged.
"You're right Jack, give me a few minutes and I'd love to dance with you!" She scurried away, making sure her remaining members were settling down, even as I saw more couples starting to make their get up and go home moves, saying good night, etcetera.
Now, I have a great business in Denver and sell a lot of legal pot. I'm proud of my state and that the state is progressive and responsible to the people. I sell lots of different strains of the weed and always have appropriate samples with me.
I had some 'Purple Dream' with me as it is uplifting and euphoric with most of the effect taking place in the limbs and not the brain. Oh! It will get your brain high but keeps you levelheaded. It's also known for enhancing emotion and sexual stimulation to the point you cum for what seems like ages. Very Nice.
A few couples were dancing to the soft music playing and I looked for Kay. There she was with the cook, having a disagreement.
Walking over, I heard the cook say the dishwasher had broken and she had to be home shortly as her babysitter needed to go home and study. Kay was unconsciously tapping her foot in irritation.
I walked up and said, "I overheard the problem, what's it doing?"
"Well, the thing is loaded up with tonight's dishes, but it just won't start. And I would hand wash them, but I have to go home!" The cook was almost crying.
"What am I going to do now?" Kay wondered aloud. "Just go and I'll clean them later," She said with a bit of weariness in your voice.
The cook left and Kay stood there staring into space as I put my hand on her shoulder and said, "Let's go have a look at the washer.
I quickly saw the code mandated breaker had tripped and I reset it. "Purr," went the washer and I was instantly a hero to Kay.
Still shaking from the worry of the washer, and Jodie's nonsense, Kay hugged me and wobblily kissed me. "Oh thank you, baby! I was about to cry."
"Come outside for a minute, Kay. You're overwhelmed. I have something that will relax you and not interfere with business."
Looking at me with twinkle in her eyes, she said, "Sure, why not?" And we snuck out the kitchen door. I didn't bring enough for everyone!
Seeing no one in sight, I fired up the little cigar and inhaled deeply. Handing it to Kay, she said, "Just blow it in my mouth while I inhale, Jack. I just want a little." Hmmm, a little what? I thought.
I pressed my mouth to Kay's and exhaled. My lips locked with hers. I guess she didn't notice the size of my lungs as I blew a lot of the delicate smoke deep into her mouth.
"Hold it for a second, then exhale."
I watched her for a moment and saw the look of stress leave her face, replaced by the smiling, lovely lady she was. She stared for a moment and said. "I think I may need a little more, Jack."
So, I inhaled again and holding her head in my hands, blew all of it into her mouth.
I felt her arms slowly reach around to hug me as we both noticed our mouths were together. We started a wonderful kiss. A wave of pure bliss swept over both of us. I reached behind and massaged her ass cheeks. Getting a sigh, I moved up and started scratching her back.
I felt her wonderful boobs press into my chest, followed by a slight thrust of her hips towards me. Her mons lightly brushed an erection that kinda snuck up on me. I don't think either of us had been fucked in a while. I knew she had not. I wanted that corrected.
"Oooh Jack! That's so much better!" You murmured. "I want that dance soon!" Kay tried kissing me again.
