029 The morning after...
I had always heard about the 'Morning After', and the 'Walk of Shame' after a night like I had. But I didn't feel ashamed or embarrassed. What I did feel was a hangover. I might have still been drunk, I reached down and removed the now warm ice pack that I had on my pussy as well as the cooling insert.
As I got up to walk to the bathroom I was still swimmy and foggy, standing made my head hurt worse, what I wasn't ready for was the extra weight on my chest, as I think I forgot about it. I almost fell forward as I leaned forward to stand up. Catching myself I took a second to make sure I wasn't going to fall over.
I cleaned up the ice pack and insert, then put them back in the fridge to cool. I also got another insert out as I was starting to notice that my vagina was still really sore, as was my jaw and throat. Getting that put inside me and pulling up my spandex biking shorts I grabbed a big glass of OJ, my gym bottle full of water then headed for the couch. As I sat there for a minute or so I shifted position and noticed my headache wasn't as bad. Taking a second to think this through I shifted back, nothing, I shifted again, nothing. I decided to move just like I did initially, same result, my head quit hurting so bad for a second. It finally dawned on me I had lifted my right breast up with my thigh as I shifted. I picked up both my breasts with my hands to take the weight off my chest, Bingo that helped! Another thing I'd never think of.
Tossing a pillow on the floor I sat on it, pulled the coffee table up to me, lifted up both breasts and sat them on the table. It took a couple of changes of the pillow configuration but I got a height that was perfect. I sat there on the floor sitting on pillows leaning back against the couch with my living room table pulled right up to me to hold my breasts. My head hurt less but it still hurt, I grabbed some Tylenol and went back to my floor and table configuration. I'd never thought that I'd have breasts so big that I got relief from sitting them down and not having to support them with my back. I guess this might be one of the 'health concerns' with implants that are like hot air balloons.
After the OJ and 2 gym bottles of water I still felt like crap and it had been 2 hours. Grabbing my phone I ordered Taco Bell from Uber, that always helps for some weird reason. I know it's going to be only warm if I'm lucky then there's the crunchy stuff that gets soggy, ugh, I guess that's the price you pay when you drink too much. After eating I felt so much better it is just magical, I don't know what it is about TB food, but it will fix a hangover for me.
I was still sitting on the floor with the table under my breasts when I got a text from Chris. He wanted to go to the beach. It was 1000hrs and I still hurt, my head and vagina. Pushing the table back I felt the 16lbs of implants sink a little as my body started supporting their weight again. Getting another cooling insert in me I answered.
Chris
"Hey want to go to the beach?"
Me
"Not sure, feel really bad, hangover."
Chris
"LOL I guess you partied a little too hard last night.?"
Me
"Yes I partied two hard last night." Seeing if he caught the 'two' reference to my guys last night.
Chris
"Want me to come over and take care of you?"
Me
"Thought you were going to the beach?"
Chris
"That was only if you wanted to. Really just want to see you."
Me
"I look like crap, and haven't even showered yet."
Chris
"So I'll see you in 30 minutes then?"
I replied with a thumbs up emoji, got more water and headed back to my floor and table set up. Half asleep enjoying how the cooling insert felt and half watching Bugs Bunny while sitting there being miserable, the door bell rang. I realized that I wasn't able to unlock the door without walking aver to it. Begrudgingly I got up and unlocked the door. Chris was there with various things to help a hangover, I was standing there in my spandex shorts and a shirt that was older and worn. It also was a XXXXL shirt so it covered my boobs then just hung down like a curtain in front of them and to my waste.
"I look like shit Chris, sorry." I said as I went back over to my floor&table.
"You do look a bit rough this morning. So the table; nice touch." he said playfully.
"Thanks. Ya I discovered that my head hurts less like this."
"I can imagine that must be tiring having to carry around all that weight on your chest."
"It does get a little tiring sometimes. And yes the 16lbs is noticeable after a while. Usually by the time I come home from work I am starting to feel them."
Chris went to the kitchen and put away the things he brought over. I sat there staring at the TV, with my breasts sat high up on my living room table and me leaning against the couch. Chris came back in and sat next to me him on the couch me still on the floor. Putting his hand on the back of my head he petted me like a kitten. I leaned my head over and rested it on his hand, then I caught a whiff of alcohol and body odor. What the hell is that, I wondered?
Since Chris wasn't hungover it had to be me.
"I need a shower, I smell like alcohol."
"Can I wash your back? Or better yet your front?" Chris asked.
I just looked at him with a look of 'Really?'
"Ok seriously can I help you, you do look really rough like it wouldn't hurt."
"Ok." I said, figuring that having my hair washed might be nice.
I called out to my smart home system to turn on the water to the downstairs bathroom and set the water to 84F. I really love having so much automated.
A few seconds later the water started running in the bathroom. Chris was sitting there a bit stunned in disbelief that I just had my smart home system turn on the shower.
I got up with Chris' help and we headed to the shower. By the time we got there Chris was naked. I was surprised as I had no idea he was stripping as we walked down the hallway. In the bathroom Chris reached around me from the back, grabbed my shirt and pulled it up over my head making sure to rub his hands over my breasts and nipples. This felt good, but my head hurt worse still. Dropping my thin and a bit ragged shirt on the floor he hooked his thumbs inside the waistband of my shorts and peeled them off me.
As I stepped out of the shorts the cooling insert that I forgot about fell out of me, landing on the floor. Chris looked down in shock.
"Ummm, what is that?"
"It's a cooling insert that my OBGYN gave me."
"For cooling inside your vagina?"
"Yes."
"Why?
"It's just like an ice pack that you would put on a sore muscle."
"So your vagina took enough of a beating that you need those?" He said surprised.
"And one that I will use on the outside as well."
"You must have taken quite a pounding the." He replied with no hint of jealousy.
"Thank you for not being jealous or upset."
"Oh naw, we're not 'dating', we're friends with benefits, FWBs."
"I'm glad you look at it like that, as that's exactly how I do."
"So tell me about what happened that you needed ice packs for your pussy."
We got in the shower as I stepped under the water I could feel the thin layer of oil, sweat, and alcohol start to get washed off already. This helped a lot with my hangover.