I like giving massages, and am pretty good at it. I recently learned that giving a good massage can have unexpected pleasurable consequences.
It happened this past summer. My wife was out of town for the week visiting her sister, and I was temporarily living the life of a bachelor. By that, I mean I was eating out more than usual and staying up late to watch action movies that she doesn't care for. In other words, the typical life of a fifty-something married man who is, if not off the leash, at least on a longer one.
Let me take a moment to talk about married life. My wife is a perfectly fine woman who has, unfortunately, lost interest in sex some years ago. We get along fine, and I have no wish to leave her. I do miss sex, but I don't like the idea of simply being accommodated; I want to have sex with someone who likes it as much as I do. So I masturbate, and indulge in the occasional fantasy about women I meet.
One evening I had just returned from dinner and was deciding how to spend the next few hours when my doorbell rang. When I opened the door I saw my neighbor Janet.
Janet is a couple of years older than I am, divorced, and while not a fox still an attractive woman. But she wasn't at her best that night; her face was tired and tense.
"Hey, Janet, what's up?" I asked. I moved aside to let her come in and waved my hand toward the living room in invitation.
Janet walked into the living room, sat down on the sofa, and put her head in her hands. "I'm sorry to just show up like this" she said. "My head has been aching fit to kill for the last hour and nothing I have at home has been any good. I even decided to go to the CareFirst place, but then I decided to stop in here and ask you if you have anything for a really bad headache."
"Well, let's see," I said. "Let me get something cool to put on your neck and I'll take a look in the medicine cabinet."
I got a washcloth, ran cold water over it, squeezed out the excess, and gave it to Janet. Then went to the bathroom to check out our supply of meds. Nothing stronger than Ibuprofen.
When I got back to the living room Janet was stretched out on the sofa face down with the washcloth on her neck. "Sorry," I said. "Nothing that you probably haven't already tried." I sat down next to her. "Would you like me to drive you to CareFirst?"
"No thanks," she said. Her voice was slightly muffled by the pillow under her head. "This compress has already done wonders. I wish I had thought of it before I bothered you."