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~ONE~
I woke to the smell of coffee and a mouth wrapped around my dick.
"Good morning my love." I said to my wife as she sucked my already stiff rod.
Lisa came off my cock and kissed my balls. "It's gone noon, I figured I better find out if you were dead or not."
"Not like I have a schedule to keep, hon. Besides, the night differential is more pay and I found the tipsy fares tend to tip better."
"Yes, but I'm not sure I like you being on the road until the early morning, you never know who you are picking up." Lisa said between licks of my dick.
"Mmm, that feels nice. Remember that you were the one to set me up with this ride-share gig?" I said as I shifted a bit so I could play with her tits.
Lisa took most of my shaft in to her mouth and as the head passed into her throat she swallowed to enhance the sensations. After she pulled off me again she said "Yes, I know. I just want you to be careful." and went back to sucking me deep into her mouth.
"Keep that up and I'm going to feed you." I said as I pushed up against her face.
Lisa started bobbing faster on my shaft and in short order I was shooting a nice load of hot salty cum into my wife's mouth.
As Lisa came off my cock and licked up the remnants of my cum I toyed with her naturally firm DD tits. "Sorry babe, I was going to fuck you but know what your blowjobs do to me." Even in middle age, she has 100% natural tits that most 20-something's would need to spend $50K to get.
"That's OK hon. I'm sort of raw from you doing me last night. Now get up, get a shower and get dressed. We need to get some things done today."
I slid out of bed and after a fast shower I met Lisa in the kitchen with my now empty coffee cup. "So what do I have on the honey-do list?" I asked as I poured some heavy cream into the cup and added the last of the coffee.
"You need to mow, edge and trim the yard. After that I still need you to replace that entryway bulb. You know I don't like having that doorway dark. I'm going shopping, text me if you think of anything you want for meals this week."
Lisa gave me a kiss and I slipped my hand under her thin print dress to cup her pussy. "I'll go shopping if you do the yard?" I asked as I pulled her panties to the side and pushed a finger into her hot wet pussy.
Lisa spread her legs and let me finger her snatch for a moment before pulling away. "No, and stop that. I don't want to smell like sex in the market. It might get some blind man confused and think he's in the fish isle when he's actually in veggies."
I laughed but let her go. "OK, don't be too long. Love you."
Lisa adjusted her panties and walked out to the car.
I spent the rest of the afternoon mowing and trimming the two plus acres of finished yard. I was just getting the folding extension ladder to change the entryway lamp when Lisa came home. I moved out of the way as she pulled in to the garage and then opened her door for her. "That took a while." I said as I glanced in the back of the car and saw the food sacks. "Honey, are you sure that is enough? There are only the two of us."
"Sush, it's mostly hurricane supplies. You remember we had to dispose of almost all the water and food items last year because they were expired?" she said as she handed me two 24-packs of water. "Go put these in the locker."
I made myself useful and loaded all the storm provisions into the shelving unit that was reserved for emergency prep items. Granted we lived in an upper class urban town in North East New Jersey; unfortunately, several times we have had to deal with several days of no power and empty store shelves during major storms. Having enough supplies to last a week to ten days has turned out very handy several times in the last few years.
After loading all the storm supplies I grabbed the last few sacks and brought them into the kitchen where Lisa was putting the cold foods away. "That's the last of them, darling. I'm going to finish changing that light and I'll be in."
"OK dear. Oh, I think I met one of your fares at the store. A lady named Mary?"
"Oh?" I thought about her for a moment, wondering if I was in trouble or not then decided what the fuck; in for the penny, in for the pound. "Yes, nice lady. Had her as a fare several times. She was the one that wanted to go up to Nyack after her plans changed last night."
"I was wondering what you were doing up there. I took a peek at your location early on and you were on 59." Lisa said as she unloaded the dishwasher.
"Yes, Seems her friend wanted to have hen night at Feathers in River Edge. I told her the kind of bar that was and she about came undone."
"I can see why, I would too if I was not up for that."
"Well, she ended up at the salsa club we joined Moe and Mindy at a while back. Seems to have enjoyed herself, if anything." I said
"I would say so, she still seemed to be a bit hung over. She was with a young boy and another lady, saw the car and I guess I forgot to unplug the sign. She thought it was you and came over to say hello. We talked for a while and seems she is trying to get over a failed marriage."
"Well, yes. Her ex-husband and his son left, he found another man it seems and used her as a green card voucher."
"That is a shame. She seems like a nice enough lady, perhaps we should have her over for dinner one evening?" Lisa asked as she finished stacking the dishes.
"I don't see why not? We have not had a dinner party in a while, be nice to have company."
"Perhaps you could introduce her to one of the bachelors from Shrine? Is Joe still single?" Lisa asked as she found her wine glass and leaned back against the counter.
"I think so, but he is on travel to Australia until next month. I'm not sure about any of the others, most are a bit old for her." I said.
"Well, stop by and ask her if she is free for Saturday." Lisa directed.
"I will at that, love."
"Good. She seemed the type to need adult conversation and a dinner away from home is just the thing."
~TWO~
Later that afternoon I turned on the ride share app and had three fares in as many hours. Dropping off the last one in South Hackensack, I decided that the day was a waste and started to head back to the house. A few minutes later my phone rang and Mary was on the other end.
"Hello?"
"James? It's Mary. Are you available for a driver?"
"I am down in South Hackensack, 45 minutes or more considering the traffic. Another driver is likely closer." I replyed.
"Oh. Um, I can wait. Can you call me when you are a few blocks away? I don't know how that app works and really don't want another driver."
"Mary, where are you going?" I asked.
"Well I need to take Michael to Newark Airport. Is that too far for you?" Mary asked. I could tell she was worried I would refuse the fare.
"No, I can take him there." I said.
"Um, can you take both of us and then bring me back home?" She asked.
"Yes, Mary. I can do that. I was going to call it a day after that anyway. Make sure you just have the ride request from your house to the airport. I can bring you home with no charge, I need to pass your house on the way home anyway."
"Thank you, James! Thank you. I'll see you soon." She gushed.
"You are welcome, darling." I said then disconnected the call.
'So, Mary is going to be solo for a time. Lisa wants her to come over for dinner and drinks. Interesting.' I thought to myself.
I pulled into a filling station and called Mary several just two blocks from her house. I wanted to ensure that I was the closest driver.
