Ricky & Mrs. Kline 01
"What's that funny look for Mrs. Kline? I thought everything went according to plan, right?"
"Oh, it went plan alright and it was perfect. I mean, Mr. Jones bought my old boat and his check cleared and then he shoved a couple of hundred in your pocket for hauling it up to his lake cabin and it all went better than I had hoped for. I mean, two days and done, right Ricky?"
"Which leads me right back to my original question, why the quizzical looks then? I mean, your bank account is a littler fatter and my pocket is a little fatter and all within two days, so what the hell am I missing?"
"Well Ricky, I think you have been missing my hints that I could be seduced right about now or have my hints been that terrible? I mean, I know that I'm a little older than you for sure, but don't I still have a little something that makes your cock fat like our pockets are fat?"
Oh, ah, yeah, but I thought we were conducting a business transaction, so.
"I mean, I was just trying to be appropriate and polite, Mrs. Kline, but if you think that our business transactions have all been concluded, I mean, we could celebrate our fatter pockets and all."
Alright then, so some women just step things up then, I suppose. Also, well then, that's what I called stepping up and stepping in and reducing all air gaps between us.
"Well, unfortunately, the moment has passed due to my girlfriends who are coming over to play a few games of Scrabble, but we do have about five minutes if you would like to resolve my current issue of not being lip locked or felt up in the last eight years or so."
I mean, that sounded like a double point Scrabble string to me, so.
[Mwah, ummah, aga, mwah, umph, ow, grr, ow, oh, ag, hg, hum, squeeze, squeeze, hm, hum, hm, hm]
"Hmmm, that was nice, Ricky, but you really should get going before Millie comes a knocking, who by the way, doesn't knock much, so?"
[Mwah, ummah, aga, mwah, umph, ow, grr, ow, oh, ag, hg, squeeze, hum, squeeze, hm, hum, hm, hm]
"Well, I mean, whew, so, ah, I mean, maybe we have one extra minute and woo, I mean, it's been more than fifteen years since I felt one of those things trying to gain entry through my belly button, I mean, don't break anything, Ricky, but, ooh, oh, holy that's nice snap, Ricky!"
[Unzip, push]
"So, we're bedding each other someday then, right Mrs. Kline?"
"Oh, well, I was thinking that you could flat out fuck me someday, but we can speak nicely about it, Ricky. Um, um, I can't move if you're just going slip your hand in my pants like that, Ricky."
[Mwah, ummah, squish, mwah, umph, ow, grr, ow, squish, squish, oh, ag, hg, squish, hm, hum, hm, hm]
"Oh, OMG, oh, um, OK, OK, OK, um, oh, Ricky, I mean, ooh, um, I mean, one quick kiss downtown and then you really need to go, Ricky, ooh, ooh, I mean, oh, that's me, oh, I'm water falling, Ricky!"
Well, that was one smooth move on Mrs. Kline's part. I mean, in one quick and slick move, she went from pressing her lips to mine to pucker pressing her lips to my hard dick. I mean, it was like "whoosh" and we were on a totally different business venture.
[Umph, ag, oof, oof, umph, ga, ga, ooh, oh, aga, ag, oof, umph, hm, hmm, hmmm, uh, ah]
"Oh, ahh, um, it's Scrabble time, Mrs. Kline!"
[Ooh, gulp, oh, gulp, gulp, squish, squirt, gulp, ooh, huh, huh, oh, gulp]
"I mean, wow, I don't know what to say, Mrs. Kline."
"[Mwah] Say good bye before my girlfriends catch you here alone with me and make me the main topic of the gossip session, which is the same as playing Scrabble, by the way [mwah]."
I mean, my balls had been relieved, so leaving seemed about right, right?
"OMG, you're just going to leave then, Ricky? We just started a sexual thing and I just swallowed your stuff!"
I mean, there are just some things that the handbook doesn't cover, right?
"I mean, [mwah, mwah, mwah] I was just going to run up to the Deli and pick up your finger food snack order for your Scrabble Gossip game, right? I mean, right Mrs. Kline?"
"[Mwah], OK, and I'm sorry, but it's been a while, so, I mean, well, hurry back, Ricky. And be cool about things in front of my Scrabble playing girlfriends when you get back! Also, call me Kathy now that your swimmers are just figuring out that they ended up in the wrong pool, so."
Look, someone said long before I was born that women who haven't had it for a while be crazy, so.
Also, I mean, the handbook didn't really have any good advice on how to knock on a front door when you're holding two trays of plastic wrap covered finger food platters, but I guess my foot worked just fine.
"Oh, I mean, Kathy, there's a Stud at the front door with a couple of platters of snacks, so?"
"Oh Millie, that's Ricky. He's the one that I was telling you about from down the street. My boat master who helped me sell my old boat to Mr. Jones, so show him the way to the Breakfast Bar to sit the snacks down because he's never been inside of my house before, so."
Look, someone said long before I was born that 40 something women really fill out in all the right places and the bi-line must have been to follow the bouncing ball to the Breakfast Bar. And here's what I spied from behind the Breakfast Bar, LOL, a Scrabble game night is just another version of a book club, but at least the game box was opened, right? I mean, there wasn't much room for the game board on the card table for all the wine glasses, but it looked good, right? I mean, the game box was opened, so.
"Oh geez, I see that Beatrice must be working tonight. I mean, that woman uses enough plastic wrap on the food platters that these trays could double as something the bomb squad could use to safely denote an unknown and suspicious device, am I right, Mr. Boat Master?"
I mean, game nights, right? LOL, my nerd friends have it so wrong! Dresses! Dresses and bare legs are the way to go when sitting at a game table! Not that I was at all wishing to see Josh or Dale in dresses. Or with bare legs.
"Hello? Earth to the Boat Master!"
"Oh, oops, sorry, ah, Millie, um, so what, we just peel back the plastic and it's done then?"
"Pretty much, but we should slow it down a little if you're just going to slip your hand under the back of my dress and under my undies like that then. And by the way, side step a little for cover."
I mean, I didn't even know that happened. I mean, it could go the other way, you know, with the way Millie was leaning over the Breakfast Bar and all.
"Ah-ah, reach under a little further, Ricky, ahh, hmmm, yeah, hmmm, ooh, ooh, oh, boat master, oh, that's nice, Ricky."
[Poke, squish, push, squish, poke, poke, poke, squish]
Oh, so, so some women can just keep keeping on with the removal of the plastic wrap, lean forward just a little more and softly whimper at the same time then? Ah, you bet they can!
"We're going to get caught, Ricky!"
Which, according to the handbook, was much like traffic code, right? Yellow means go like hell to beat the red, right?
[Drill, drill, drill, pump, pump, drill, drill, thrust, thrust, squishy, squishy, squishy]
I mean, I didn't do it right at that moment, but I later submitted an entry for the handbook consideration that says when a woman leans even further over the Breakfast Bar and with both of her arm's outwards for support and with her head and hair down and panting a little, that means you're definitely going to get caught with just on quick glance from the living room, so.
"Did I win that one, Millie?"
"Wash your hands and open the refrigerator door for me, Ricky. Also, whew."
I mean, if I had to wash my hands, then I won, right?
"Hey, are you two alright in there?"
"Everything is fine, Kathy, I mean, Mrs. Kline, I mean, Beatrice and the way she wraps things in plastic, right (tee, he)?"
"Well, I mean, everyone knows that her work could contain an explosion, but be quick about it. We can't just drink wine on an empty stomach, so."
I mean, it was time for me to go anyways, right? My job was to pick up the finger food platters and I did that and I manage to slip Millie's undies down her luscious thighs and into my pocket, so my work was done, right? I mean, other than opening the refrigerator door so Millie put could one of the two platters in there for safe refrigeration until later. Also, the opened refrigerator door provided more hidden from view coverage than the Breakfast Bar did.
[Mwah, ummah, aga, mwah, umph, ow, grr, ow, oh, ag, hg, squeeze, hum, squeeze, hm, hum, hm, hm]
"Oh, Ricky, I mean, don't leave a mark on my neck and all."
[Mwah, ummah, aga, mwah, umph, ow, grr, ow, oh, ag, hg, squeeze, hum, squeeze, hm, hum, hm, hm]
"Damn, damn, damn, it's been such a long time since a man just popped one of boobs out like that, Ricky."
