My name is Keith. I am a typical single thirty year old male. There is really nothing above average about me. I am about 5'5" and have a few extra pounds that I've been fighting with for a long time now. I keep my dark brown hair in a faux hawk most of the time, though there are a few days that I don't bother even doing that little bit of work to it.
I had become recently unemployed due to the financial downturn, and after unsuccessfully looking for work in the accounting sector, I decided to go back to school to change my career focus. And that is where I met her, the girl that would change my life forever.
Her name was Tara. I am not going to lie, she was beautiful, but she was not a skinny bimbo. She was taller than me, just by a few inches. Had a body that was firm and fit. Her breasts weren't too big, yet they were more than enough of a handful. And her ass was nice and tight. She was the quintessential country princess.
We sat near each other in our class, and for most of the semester, I tried in vain to sneak my way into her conversations. I am shy when it comes to girls, I'll admit that. So after many futile attempts at bad jokes and boring conversation, I gave up and chalked her up to another girl I wanted but would never have.
And then one night I got a friend request on my facebook profile about a month before class ended. It was from Tara. I immediately opened it and clicked Accept. Thoughts swirled in my head, thinking perhaps she had meant to send the request to someone else. Then the message popped up.
Tara: "Hey Keith."
Keith: "Hey Tara, what are you doing this weekend?"
I rolled my eyes and groaned at what I had typed in my haste. This girl was going to think I'm a desperate douche.
Tara: "LOL, you get straight to the point, I like that ... I'm probably going to hang out with some gf's and see a movie."
I couldn't help but smile like a teenager talking to his first crush as I responded.
Keith: "Cool! Well, if your girls can't make it, let me know."
A few agonizing moments went by. I knew for sure she had just laughed her ass off and was texting everyone how much of a retard I was. I sighed in relief as I saw her response.
Tara: "If that's your way of asking me out, I accept ... pick me up tomorrow at 8pm."
Keith: "Absolutely! I'll be there."
She sent me her address and before I could respond another message that left me dumbfounded.
Tara: "I bet you wish you were my blanket right about now... snuggled comfortably between my thighs ..."