Put Me in Coach!

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OK, so the honeymoon was over. That much was fairly obvious. I knew it would happen. I just didn't think it would happen quite so soon. We'd been married a little over a year—my second, Jake's first. I knew he loved me, and he was a wonderful father to my son, Michael. Jake just didn't seem that interested in sex anymore. No, strike that. He was interested in sex. He just wasn't interested in making love.

"Well, what do you think the problem is, Carly?"

My long-time client and friend, Lisa Quimby, looked up at me from the shampoo bowl.

She blinked as a fine spray of water misted her face. Ok, so it wasn't that fine. I grabbed a towel and blotted her face.

"Sorry," I said. "I'm not sure, but I have a pretty good idea. Baseball."

"Baseball?" Lisa looked at me quizzically.

"Yeah, he's coaching Mike's team."

I finished rinsing Lisa's hair, wrapped a towel around it, sat her up and told her to head back over to my station while I rinsed the bowl. A moment later, I removed the towel and began to comb out her hair.

"So, why is coaching a problem?" she asked.

"It's not the coaching, really. Jake's good at it, and I'm proud of him for doing it. The problem is that he's gone almost every night with practice and everything else, and then they have games on the weekends. He's also working full time. He comes home exhausted. He eats and has a shower and then passes out. When we do have sex, which isn't very often, it's usually quick and to the point. Before we got married, we couldn't keep our hands off each other, and it wasn't even all sexual, you know? I miss that. Now I get a little peck on the cheek or a slap on the ass in passing, and that's it."

I paused.

"So, what are we doing with this?" I said, pointing the rattail comb at her head and meeting Lisa's gaze in the mirror.

"This." She held up a magazine open to a red carpet photo of Jessica Simpson in an evening gown, long blonde curls cascading over one shoulder. "Make me look like this."

"Oh, wait," I said to the short, round forty-something with chin-length hair. "Let me just get my magic wand." Reaching behind me, I pretended to pull the wand out of my ass.

Lisa threw her head back and laughed. "Bitch."

I grinned at her in the mirror. "So, what are we doing?"

"The usual. Just stack it a bit more in the back."

Grabbing my scissors, I set to work, sending little chunks of wet hair flying.

"So, what are you going to do about Jake?" Lisa asked.

"I don't know. Find some ways to spice things up, I guess. I mean, I'm only thirty-four. I'm not ready for a life of celibacy. I just want a little romance, you know? Some kind of emotional connection."

"Yeah. I can relate."

Our eyes met in the mirror. Shit. I sure as hell didn't want to end up like Lisa. She and her husband, Nick, hadn't had sex in years. I couldn't understand why she stayed with him.

Lisa thought for a moment and then said, "Maybe you could show more interest in stuff he likes."

"You mean like baseball? Because that seems to be pretty much the only thing he's interested in lately."

"Sure, why not? Don't you like it?"

"It's okay, I guess."

"Do you ever go to his games?" she asked.

"Yeah, I've been to a few. For Mike. Sometimes it's hard with work."

"Maybe you should go to practice sometimes during the week too. Maybe that's the only way you're going to be able to spend time with him. Mike too, you know?"

"Maybe." I was tired of talking about it. "So how's it going with Nick?"

Now it was Lisa's turn to sigh. "Oh, you know..."

My mind wandered as she continued to talk. I was good at that—keeping half my mind on what someone was saying while still being occupied with my own thoughts. Lisa stopped talking when I turned on the blow dryer. I supposed she was right. Maybe if I started making more of an effort to spend time with Jake, he'd take more interest in me.

Over the next couple weeks, I did just that. I started going to practices two or three times a week. Jake didn't comment on my presence but didn't seem displeased by it. Sometimes, I'd bring snacks or drinks. I'd sit on the bench and watch or sometimes chat with the boys. Mike always seemed happy to see me there, especially if I brought food.

There was one boy in particular whom I really enjoyed. Brian Nutter. God, he was adorable. Tall and muscular with blue eyes and blond hair and dimples—an angel child. He was usually sitting on the bench, so we talked quite a bit during my visits. Intelligent and personable, he'd always greet me with "Hey, Mrs. Peters," his cheeks flushing pink with embarrassment. It had been a long time since a boy had had a crush on me, and I thought it was very sweet. At some point, Jake became aware of the situation with Brian and began calling him my "little boyfriend."

"He thinks you're a MILF," Jake, always the smart ass, said one night over dinner.

"Shut up!" I giggled, lobbing my pizza crust at him, hitting him on the shoulder.

He just laughed.

"Who?" Mike asked.

"Brian Nutter," replied Jake.

"I said shut

up

," I barked with a pointed glare in Jake's direction.

"Mom's got a crush on the Nutter?"

Now Mike was laughing too.

"Michael." I aimed the warning glare his way.

"Naw, Nutter Butter's got a crush on

her

. He likes older women, apparently." Jake grinned and winked at me.

"No shit? Oops." Mike blushed and looked down at his plate.

"Michael, do I need to get a bar of soap? It's been a while, but I'm sure I haven't lost my touch."

"Sorry, Mom. It slipped."

"Don't let it happen again."

I hoped this little digression would deter Jake from continuing with the Brian thing. No such luck.

"You love it, don't you honey? You're not fooling me."

"Love what, Jake?"

"All those young boys slobbering after you, staring at your boobs. All that."

Mike was laughing again, relieved, I'm sure, to have the attention deflected from his little faux pas.

"Yeah, Mom. They do think you're hot." He paused to roll his eyes. "Don't they know how

old

you are? Jeez."

Jake roared at this and slapped Mike on the back. Feigning annoyance, I stood and began to clear the table.

"Aw, c'mon, Carly." Jake made a grab for me, which I neatly sidestepped on my way to the sink. "We're just kidding." When I didn't reply, he said, "Hey, maybe Nutter will ask you to the prom when the time comes."

More laughter. Mike was practically rolling on the floor.

"That's fine," I declared. "You two just go ahead and yuk it up at my expense."

With that, I slammed the dishwasher shut and walked out of the room amidst more laughter.

"My mom, the cradle robber," I heard Mike say just before I was out of earshot.

I wasn't really mad, though I wished Jake hadn't said all that in front of my son. I decided to have a talk with Mike later about not repeating stuff he heard inside our home.

While the guys watched TV, I took a shower, shaved my legs, slathered on moisturizer, and styled my hair into soft brown curls. I slipped into one of Jake's white dress shirts and nothing else. The tails were long enough to hide my nakedness. When Mike came in to say good night, I was propped against some pillows in bed reading a book. As he leaned down to kiss my cheek, I grabbed his arm.

"Listen, you know better than to repeat any of that dinnertime conversation outside of this house, right?"

He rolled his eyes and pulled away.

"Duh."

"Michael."

He was on his way through the doorway and turned back.

"I'm not a baby, Mom. Stop treating me like one."

I checked myself from telling him to stop acting like one and sighed, returning to my book.

A half hour later, Jake came into the bedroom, fresh from the shower, a towel slung low around his hips. He grinned when he saw that I was wearing his shirt, a particular turn on for him, and flopped down next to me.

"I thought you were mad at me," he murmured, stroking his fingers up my leg toward my crotch.

Kicking his hand away, I said, "I am mad at you," and returned my eyes to my book, trying not to smile.

"Why? You know it's true."

"What's true, Jake?"

"That Nutter has the hots for you."

"Oh, stop it. He's just a kid, and it's just a little crush."

"So, you admit it."

"Why'd you have to bring it up in front of Mike?"

"I don't know. Because it's funny, I guess."

He pulled his towel off and tried to push my legs apart.

"No."

"Aw, c'mon."

"I'm trying to read."

He grabbed the book and tossed it on the floor.

"You can read anytime."

"I want to read now," I said, leaning down and reaching for the book.

Unfortunately, this also revealed that I wasn't wearing panties, lending credence to Jake's assertion that I did not, in fact, want to read. He laughed at me again, of course. Now I was really getting annoyed. His plan of attack, apparently, was to ignore my protestations, because he slid his hands down my legs and back up and pressed a wet kiss to my upper thigh.

"Mmmm, you smell good," he growled, and nipped my skin with his teeth.

"Ouch! Stop it."

After some ineffectual struggling on my part, Jake wrapped his big arms around me and nuzzled my neck. He knew he could get to me that way, but I gritted my teeth, determined not to respond. After a while, just as my resolve was about to crumble, he stopped and sat up.

"Maybe you'd be more interested in your little boyfriend, huh?"

That comment earned him an elbow in the ribs.

"Gross! Just stop it. He's a kid, for fuck's sake. But you know what? It really is nice to have someone pay attention to me once in a while. Someone who's not grabbing for my crotch first thing."

I thought maybe I'd gone too far until I looked up at his face and saw the amused grin, the twinkling blue eyes. No pussy for you tonight, mister, I thought. Looking pointedly down at his erect cock and back up to his face, I grinned myself. I had him.

"Ah, so you

do

like him," Jake said, nodding and making a play for my crotch again.

"He

is

awfully cute." I shrugged and slapped Jake's hand away. "Too bad you never let him play."

Never one to shrink from talking baseball, even in the grip of arousal, Jake said, "Brian's a great kid. Good attitude. He's always begging me, 'Put me in coach. Put me in.' But..."

"But what?"

"He gets to first base about as much as I do."

Jake thought this was a great joke and chuckled at his own wittiness. He leaned close again and flicked the tip of his tongue in my ear.

I rolled my eyes.

"What the hell does that mean?"

"It means he can't hit."

Crossing my arms, I said, "Maybe the problem's really with you."

Jake raised his eyebrows.

"Are we still talking about Nutter?"

"Yeah. Maybe he just needs better coaching. Maybe," I paused for emphasis. "Maybe he needs to learn to take his time and think about what he's doing."

"Mm-hmm," Jake hummed against my ear and sucked my earlobe into his mouth.

"Jake."

"He gets the same coaching everyone else does. I can't help it he can't hit."

Jake ran the tip of his tongue along my jaw line to my lips and kissed me long and hard, forcing his tongue between my lips. I sucked it hard while running my hands down his back and squeezing his ass, delighting in his moan of pleasure. Then, I pulled back.

"I'll tell you what, Jake. When Brian gets to first base, you'll get to first base. How's that? And if he hits really well, he could get to second base, or third base, or even home, right?"

"Honey, the kid's not going to be hitting for power," he whined. "He'll be lucky to hit singles."

He had surrendered. I decided to be magnanimous in victory.

"Well, you'll just have to make sure he gets into -- what do you call it, scoring position?"

He groaned.

"You know that we're contending for the league title this year. It's not going to be fair to the other guys for me to just stick Brian in."

"If you teach him to hit, you might put him in more, right?"

"It's possible," he admitted. "Although he's kind of a liability in the field, too."

"Still," I said, "you're not about to rule it out."

He moved toward me again and I felt his breath in my ear.

"Oh no, fella," I said, slapping him on his thigh. "You just struck out. I hear it happens to the even the best hitters. Keep practicing, though."

I returned to my book, a smile dancing on my lips. I could already feel a tingle between my legs. This was going to be fun.

Poor Michael was caught in the middle. He came home exhausted from practice one day and while Jake went down to collect the empty trash cans at the end of the driveway, I quizzed him about the team's workouts.

"Man, it's like Jake is like, like . . ."

"Obsessed?" I asked.

"Yeah. Obsessed with the championship. Can't you talk to him?"

"Me? Talk to him about baseball? I don't think so, honey. What do the other guys think?"

He rolled his eyes and I laughed.

"Sweetie, you've won a title before but most of these guys haven't, have they?"

"Well, no."

"So they're pretty pumped, aren't they? Maybe I need to talk to

you

. This might be their big chance. Jake doesn't want to let them down."

"I guess. But if he thinks he's gonna get Nutter to hit, he can think again. He couldn't even hit in T-ball."

"Now, be nice," I told him. "You know you don't want to let them down either, right?"

"I guess," he repeated.

"That's my boy," I said as I ruffled his hair. "Now go take a shower and I'll make your favorite for dinner."

"Cheese dogs? All right!"

"Cheese dogs?" Jake asked when he saw me preparing dinner a few minutes later. "What did I do now?"

I shook my head.

"Mike says you'll never get Brian to hit. I figured this is the last wiener I might get 'til the end of the summer. Practice must be pretty

hard

for you too, huh?"

I took one of the frozen hot dogs lying on the counter and pretended to deep throat it. Jake growled and headed for a shower of his own. It was all I could do not to break out laughing. But I was tingling again.

The season started the following week. Michael had a big smile after the first game. He had pitched the White Sox to an easy 10-2 win. He was smiling after the second game too. Jimmy Cox had pitched. Michael had played centerfield and had hit two home runs in a 9-1 win.

The week after that, though, both of my men were smiling when they came home after the game. Jake, in fact, had a very odd leer on his face.

"How'd it go?" I asked in all innocence.

"Easy-peasy," Mike said. "Eight to nothing."

"Take a look," Jake said. He tossed a book onto the kitchen counter.

I glanced down at it.

"This is gibberish," I pointed out.

"Mom!" You would think I had just asked my son to pose for a picture with his grandparents. "It's a scorecard."

"A scorecard?" I asked.

"It's got everything that happened in the game," Jake said. "Show her what happened in -- oh, I don't know, the fifth inning, Mike."

"See, Mom?" Mike pointed to some of the gibberish. "Top of the fifth. I got the first guy, their third baseman, to ground out to the second baseman. That's scored four to three.

"Four to three?"

"The second baseman is 'four,' and the first baseman is 'three.'"

He shook his head. Mothers were just so useless sometimes.

"So the second guy was their pitcher. He struck out. That goes as a 'K.' And then their shortstop struck out. Another 'K.' Three up, three down."

"And the bottom of the fifth?" Jake prompted.

Mike gave him a puzzled look. She couldn't possibly be interested in that. But he shrugged and turned the notebook over to another page filled with similar hieroglyphics.

"We batted in the bottom of the fifth. Andy struck out and Jimmy got to first on an error. Then Brian hit into a fielder's choice. And then --"

"Brian Nutter?" I asked.

"Yeah. A real slow roller to the shortstop. If Jimmy hadn't tripped, he would have been safe at second."

"So what's a fielder's choice?" I asked, trying to keep the excitement out of my voice.

"Their shortstop had a play at second or first," Mike explained, "and he chooses to get the out at second. Six to four."

"So this symbol here means that . . ."

"Brian's on first," Mike said. "You know, if you're this interested, Mom, you should really come to the next game."

"The boys love having you there," Jake said.

"Don't remind me," Mike said. "'Wow, is that your mom?' I mean, it's not like you're twenty or anything."

Jake and I both stifled laughs as Mike returned his attention to the book.

"So anyway, Joey Bush pops out for the third out. And at the end of that inning the score was us six and them nothing. See? Right there."

"I see," I said.

I felt Jake's hand on my ass as he slid by me to head for the showers.

"First base, babe," he whispered into my ear.

Jake found me later sitting on the couch in the family room watching TV after Mike had gone to bed. Squeezing in beside me, he took the remote from my hand, clicked off the TV, and tossed it on the coffee table.

I closed my eyes, breathless and aching in anticipation, as Jake wrapped an arm around my shoulders and brushed his lips against mine. Then his lips claimed mine again, longer this time, pressing harder, sucking slightly. I remembered our first kiss and wondered if you can ever really go back there, back to that starting place, once you've gone so far beyond.

Our lips parted, tongues dancing, tasting, entwining. Jake kept his arm around my shoulders, his other hand cupping the side of my neck, the thumb stroking slowly up and down under my jaw. The kisses deepened even more, until it was hard to tell where my flesh ended and where Jake's began. My fingers curled in his hair as he kissed my neck.

"Oh, God, I've missed this," I murmured, eyes closed, head lying against the back of the sofa.

"Mmmm. Kissing?" Jake asked against my throat.

"Yesss."

He lifted his head and looked at me.

"I kiss you."

"Not like this," I whispered.

Jake gazed into my eyes a moment longer. What was that look I saw? Sadness? Regret? I didn't have time to dwell on it because he dipped his head and captured my bottom lip between his own, holding it there, stroking the tip of his tongue over it. Releasing it with a delicious little pinch of his own lips, he caught it again, this time in a full kiss, sliding his tongue over my tingling and swollen lower lip and into the wet cavern of my mouth.

We must've kissed for hours, with Jake showing admirable restraint, the likes of which I'd never seen before. It reminded me of being in high school, when I'd had marathon make-out sessions with my boyfriends, never crossing that invisible line between bases. Afterward, I'd stare at myself in the mirror, eyes glazed, cheeks flushed, red lips looking raw and engorged, the surrounding skin pink with beard burn, wondering when I'd let him go further. Wanting to but being afraid.

When Jake reached for my breasts, I pulled away slightly.

"Hey, I thought first base was French kissing," I murmured, my voice thick with desire.

Jake smiled. "Things have changed, love. First base is now kissing and fondling

over

clothes."

When I looked doubtful, he said, "What? You don't trust me? I Wiki'd it. I swear." He laughed. "I knew you'd question me, so I wanted to be sure. Second base is hand jobs, third is oral, and home is...well, home."

"You've got it all figured out then." I grinned.

"Mm-hmmm," he hummed against my lips.

I found myself unable to stay away from the games from then on. For the most part, Brian didn't get in, but not for lack of coaching. Mike reported that even with the season halfway over, Jake was still drilling the team in hitting and fielding.