Against the Odds, an Introvert Becomes a Ladies Man
My first "adults only" fiction sex story.
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My name is Rick Valencia and I live in a suburb in the foothills to the east of Sacramento, California.
For you pro football history buffs, I live in the city where one of the Northern California NFL teams held summer camp some years ago.
Hint: it was not the Raiders.
I'm just 28, stand at 6'2" tall, weigh about 180 and am in pretty good shape.
My hair is short and neat; no gray, no receding hairline.
Everyday I wash my hair and use man soap on my body. And deodorant.
I trim by pubic hair. I don't shave it but I do trim it somewhat.
If that is TMI (too much information), stop reading this and go read something else.
My eyesight is a little better than 20/20 and I am in very good health.
The only glasses I wear are sunglasses. I prefer Tom Cruise navigator shades.
I rotate my exercise regime between swimming, weights, cardio and stretching.
Twice a week I play on in an indoor basketball league and in summers, we play softball.
I am pretty good at golf, playing with an 8 handicap. Not great but I don't get embarrassed on the course.
I do not smoke or do drugs. I do enjoy beer and wine, and once in a while, I have a margarita.
For hobbies, I follow sports, college and pro, plus I am a card-carrying member of the NRA because I have always liked shooting rifles and guns.
(For the record, I did not hunt animals except in very extreme cases which you will read about. My shooting is almost always done at the range or safely in the mountains at tin cans).
So you can see, I am active, and I have some hobbies too.
One is taking pictures. Ever since high school I had a camera and used it as a shield to avoid being put into awkward situations like having to talk to pretty girls who would laugh at me once I got out of earshot. I took a lot of pictures for the yearbook. Girls were nice to me if they wanted to be in what we called The Annual.
Later, I decided that I did not want to be a "guy with a camera" (GWC) because I wasn't trying to get women naked and take their picture.
Most of my hobby was taking pictures of places, things and animals. I was okay with people shots, but because I didn't practice with people, well, I had room to improve there.
Marriage was not in my plans as I worked my way through college, earning a degree in Accounting.
Pretty boring stuff to most people, but it gave me a good foundation to do a lot of things in my post college years.
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Right after graduating from college I passed the CPA exam, but I never shared or bragged about that honor with anyone. But I kept the credential active.
After a couple of weeks of post-graduation vacation, I started working full time in Project Accounting at Cal Trans, the state department of transportation and I was not, then or now, interested in moving up or making more money. I wanted a stable, steady job that did not require too much of me because I was saving my energy and focus on other things. COLA (cost of living adjustments) were fine for me.
I also did not get too close to my coworkers. Yes, I was friendly, but I avoided all the petty politics and office stuff and especially I avoided the ladies I worked with. It didn't matter who they were, married, single, divorced, engaged; 21 or 61, they all "liked" me and I am sure most if not all of them had fantasies of me screwing them every which way but Sunday.
Even if I was the same age as their sons, or grandsons.
You are reading this thinking that I am God's gift to women. I am not. I just want to do my job and collect a paycheck at Caltrans. And when I had the opportunity to start working from home, I took it. Now I don't have to fend women off or deal with bosses that want to promote me.
Now I realize I was never going to get rich working as a government employee. I just wanted a stable, steady income and a good credit score so I could start building a life of fun and adventure. Yes, the CPA who has fun. Bet you never met one, until today.
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Working from home also allowed me to take courses online and as I write this story, I am wrapping up my law degree.
You might think I am a lifelong student, a perpetual student, but I was trying to be practical. If I can do my own business contracts and my own taxes, including corporate, I could save myself a lot of money. And maybe make money too.
Before my dad retired from teaching at Sacramento State, we bought a 12 unit building zoned for light industrial companies. We spent a lot of money on it but were able to fully lease the building at a good rate. I reserved one unit for my own businesses.
With the place leased out at capacity, my dad and I were able to pay the mortgage, taxes and insurance plus take out a nice paycheck each month.
I saved my money and then bought about 25 acres further up the slope of the Western Sierras. From where I was living it was about an hour drive up I-80 and then take a county road north about 7 miles. There was plenty of flat land and there were two springs which I had the water rights to. I bought a used double wide, had it hauled up there and I fixed it up so I would have a place to sleep and had a contractor dig a septic tank because there were no sewage lines that far out. It was so quiet out there it was unnerving at first but once I got used to the silence, I found it hard to sleep in my own bed at home.
Because I am a rule follower, I checked with all the government agencies before I did anything with the two springs. My plan was to build a couple of creeks, maybe have a pond for fishing. My ultimate plan was to build a nice house with a deck on both floors so I could take in the view of the forest from any room.
My folks are now retired; they sold their house in Sacramento and bought something very nice near Carson City, Nevada. I see them about once a month and me getting married and giving them a grandchild (or two) is on the top of my mother's list of things to talk to me about when we met or when we talk on the phone. She drives me nuts with that talk.
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You may be thinking, is this guy gay or asexual?
No, I am not. But let's be honest, my personality type is on the shy side. How many girls were there in my college accounting classes? None that I can recall.
Friends try to set me up and well, it just didn't work out.
I tried the internet dating stuff too, but it just seemed so superficial that I eventually gave up.
Now, just so we're being honest, some of these internet dates turned into fucking sessions, so it was worth the fees.
And it wasn't that the ladies weren't nice, they all were at first. But many had been married before, many had small kids; the anger at their exes was more than I could take.
So, I guess I got lucky and banged a few and it was fun. You know, the blind squirrel bumping into acorns.
The lady that cuts my hair, Rylee (pronounced "Rye Lee") was always nice and friendly to me. She had shared with me that she had a boyfriend, but she also said that she wasn't going to marry him or have kids with him. She referred to him as "Just the guy I sleep with and split the rent with."
Rylee was an attractive lady, maybe 25, standing about 5'7' or so, with curves in all the right places.
Shoulder length brown hair, a nice smile, articulate, always happy to see me and she greeted me with a hug, crushing those ample breasts of hers into my chest without hesitation.
We just hit it off from my first appointment and she is probably the only female that I could confide in.
She also opened up to me, because after a few months, out of earshot of her fellow stylists, she was starting to rag on her boyfriend.
I didn't press her on it; I didn't even ask any questions, she just let loose, quietly. But there was a lot of anger there.
I learned that her boyfriend was working long hours, sometimes double shifts, yet didn't seem to have any more money.
He also got a lot of text messages when he wasn't working, and when Rylee asked, he told her it was "Some work stuff."
She said she trusted him but that she was starting to have reservations about being with him for very much longer.
Rylee said that he had taken to falling asleep on the couch and she couldn't remember the last time they had sex.
It didn't take Judge Judy to figure out that he had something going on the side, but it wasn't my place to point out the obvious.
I mean, if she was my girl, I'd have her bed all the time, banging the shit out of her. In every hole she had.
So, on this visit, as she was washing my hair before cutting it, I asked her how her business was going.
She looked around to see who was in earshot and shared with me "Cutting hair is fine but we need more services in this place."
"Like what?" I asked her.
"Nails, tanning, shoe repair, massage."
That got me thinking.
Giving massages to women who were directly introduced to me would be a good way to get acquainted.
And maybe get laid.
"How many of your clients do you think would enjoy a massage?"
Rylee laughed, "All of them, but not before I got one first."
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It didn't take me long to find out what it took to become a masseuse: some time, some learning and some money.