Thou shalt not date
anyone
for six months.
Thou shalt not go out with Robbie.
Thou shalt remember the hotel's policy on fraternising with guests and keep it wholly.
Thou shalt stay away from guys who are 'involved'.
Thou shalt never, ever, ever fuck on first dates.
Thou shalt avoid college guys.
Thou shalt not tolerate infidelity.
Thou shalt stay well away from that ass hole, Finn.
Ok, thought Ellie, so those were the rules and she'd broken them all. All except one, and that one was about to go too. She was looking at her reflection and reflecting on how events had led her to this. She must be every kind of fool.
It had all started when Robbie moved into the hotel...
* * * * *
"Good morning! What can I get you?" Ellie asked. The customer was sat alone and ignoring the menu so she figured he knew what he wanted.
"Coffee first. Strong and black."
"Anything to eat?"
"Can you read the breakfast menu to me?" He asked. It was an odd enough request to snap Ellie out of autopilot and actually get her to pay attention. That was when she noticed the white stick.
"Oh, sorry. I didn't see... err... I didn't realize. One moment please."
"Sure." Far from being upset at her reaction, the blind customer seemed wryly amused.
Ellie dashed off to get his coffee.
"Annette, I've just really put my foot in it." She hissed to her co-worker as she collected a cup and saucer and a jug of coffee. Her head gestured in the direction of the lone customer.
"Oh, him." Annette glanced over the counter. "He was in here yesterday. Do you want me to serve him?" She could see Ellie was a bit flustered.
"No, its ok. It just caught me by surprise."
"Ok. Don't overfill his cup."
"Coffee, black and strong." Ellie placed the cup in front of him and poured three quarters of a cup of coffee then set the jug down and picked up the menu.
"Thank you." He fumbled for the sugar bowl, found it and picked out two sachets.
"Do you really want me to read the whole menu to you? It's pretty extensive. It'd be quicker to just tell me what you want. I bet we can do it for you." Ellie was just a little self conscious about her reading voice.
"Blueberry pancakes?" He asked, hopefully.
"No problem. It'll take a few minutes." Ellie set the menu back on the table.
"I have lots of time." He smiled up at her. It was really disconcerting having a blind guy turn to face her like that.
"Your pancakes, sir. Enjoy your breakfast."
"Thank you. Can I have some more coffee?"
"Sure." Ellie disappeared to deliver two other breakfast orders then picked up the coffee pots and did the rounds, topping up everybody's cups.
"Can I get you anything else?" Ellie cleared away his plate.
"No, thank you." He handed her a hotel key card. "Just add 20% and charge it to my room please."
"Thank you." Ellie was relieved that her bad reaction had apparently been overlooked (she winced at the thought of how she'd phrased that). At least, 20% said he wasn't pissed at her.
"Thank you... May I ask your name?" He was so polite.
"Ellie."
"I'm Robbie."
"There's your key back, Robbie. Have a nice day."
* * * * *
That afternoon, the concierge brought the coffee shop a Braille menu because 'a guest' had asked for one to be made available. Ellie had to pay more attention. How come she hadn't noticed which room Robbie's key card was for? Room? Suite! And not just any suit: The Sodom and Gomorrah Suite, as the staff called it, was permanently leased to one Eric Kruppa, probably the most notorious Harvard Alumnus ever. No wonder the management had produced a Braille menu so quickly.
* * * * *
Eric Kruppa was a very good customer of the hotel but they were careful not to advertise his permanent guest status. Mr Kruppa was aware of their discomfort and didn't do anything to tarnish the hotel's reputation. It's not as if he was even there all that often: Mostly, his suite was empty, but even when Mt Kruppa was in residence, he was not unreasonable. His lifestyle and career choice not withstanding, most people who'd met him liked Eric. Ellie hadn't met him and didn't want to be judgemental. But she had met Mr Kruppa's two girlfriends -- and, arguably, the two main reasons he was so notorious -- Helen and B. They were occasional customers in the coffee shop and Jonathon, the concierge, had delighted in pointing out the two girls whose 'punanis are all over the walls of the Sodom and Gomorrah Suite'. Well, Ellie had had to admit to herself that they were certainly beautiful. From the chambermaids' gossip, she knew about the pictures Jonathon had mentioned. Some of the chambermaids had refused to do that suite because of the pictures. The management had quietly moved those maids to other floors and replaced them with staff that didn't object to Mr Kruppa's 'art'.
Mr Kruppa had heard about it, somehow, and contacted the manager to insist that the chambermaids assigned to his suite should be paid double time and that it was to be added to his bill. That was typical 'Eric Kruppa': He was generous and liked using his money to make a point. The only staff trouble since then had been when one of the maids had been spotted with a camera. She'd been taking pictures of Eric's pictures, reportedly to show her boyfriend, more probably to sell online. She got fired and everyone got reminded that Mr Kruppa's privacy was a matter of hotel policy and a service he paid them generously for.
Ellie didn't like Jonathon at all. He was always trying to peek down her top. So, to get him in a little hot water, she asked the two alleged models if it was true they were the girls in those infamous pictures?
Yes. Had she seen the prints?
No!
So how did she know who they were?
The concierge mentioned it.
And he's seen the prints?
In his dreams!
So Helen and B had decided to take Jonathon to see the infamous artwork. Ellie had kicked herself at the thought of him getting a 'reward' like that for being a gossip and a lecher.
That was until she saw Helen and B again. They told her in graphic detail, how embarrassed he'd been as they pointed to the oversized prints of their vaginas, etc. and told him who was who in each one. He blushed when they demanded he pick a favourite. So much for Jonathon's cool self-image. He'd blushed, stammered and couldn't make eye contact. Ellie felt good about that. It'd teach Jonathon a lesson.
And that was pretty much all Ellie knew, or wanted to know, about the comings and goings in the Sodom and Gomorrah Suite. That was, until Robbie moved in there.
She wondered what the oh-so-polite blind guy had to do with the goings-on up there.
* * * * *
Ellie served Robbie his breakfast all week. Blueberry pancakes soon became 'the usual?' and 'sir' became 'Robbie' at his insistence. He was sweet and, despite his address, Ellie found herself warming to him.
Then, one morning another girl turned up. She acted like a girlfriend. By the next morning Ellie had heard that the new girl was staying in Robbie's suite.
Ellie wondered at her own reaction to that news. He was just a customer, wasn't he? And she'd promised herself a sabbatical from dating anyone after Finn. So why was she disappointed by the arrival of this girl 'Kelsey'?
Then, after Ellie had talked herself out of something stupid, and promised herself she wasn't going to get involved with Robbie, no matter what, Kelsey dragged her into the conversation and she found herself agreeing to have her face touched by Robbie. It felt... oddly intimate. His fingertips were really soft and his touch was feather light. He'd thanked her for letting him 'see' her and he'd been flattering about how cute she was. He'd actually flirted with her in front of his girlfriend. What was all that about?
And she'd kissed him for his gallantry. What
was
all that about? Ok, so it was just a peck on his cheek but...
And that night she'd sat down and written that list of commandments.
* * * * *
Two things came as a surprise when Ellie found Robbie breakfasting alone. She was surprised that he was alone and she was even more surprised that it made her feel better.
"So? Where's your girlfriend gone?" Ellie was due a break so she sat opposite Robbie to chat.
"She isn't my girlfriend. Kelsey was here to see how I'm settling in. My sponsor sent her."
"You're too young to be an alcoholic."
"Funny girl. My sponsor to Harvard. I have a scholarship. She provides my suite here too."
"That's generous. You must be very bright." Ellie was impressed but, while it explained why Robbie had that suite, it meant that yet another of her commandments applied to him. He was a college guy.
"It is generous, but Mr Kruppa keeps the suite here anyway so it's not all just for me."
"So who's your sponsor? You said 'she'."
"One of Mr Kruppa's models. Bernadette Kennedy... B."
"I've met her! They come in here occasionally. She's beautiful."
"She used to be my babysitter. Now she's putting me through school... And I agree. She's beautiful."
"That explains a lot."
"Explains what?"
"Why you live in the Sodom and Gomorrah Suite."
"Is that what they call it?"
"That's what the staff call it."
"Gossip, huh?"
"Lots of it. But I shouldn't be telling you."
"Why not? Because I might tell Mr Kruppa? He'd laugh. Eric likes being scandalous."
"No, because some of the gossip is about you and..."
"Kelsey?"
"And Kelsey."