Steve weaves his BMW through the narrow lanes of southern England dutifully following his satnav. "You have arrived," the satnav announces. There it is, looking just like its website picture, a red brick Georgian house, classically proportioned. Once a rich man's mansion, now its an exclusive spa. The gravel crunches under Steve's car as it joins the Mercedes, Jaguars and Teslas parked in the long drive. Then he's up the stately steps, between the classical pillars, through the oak door and stands momentarily awed in the huge reception hall.
There's a desk with a woman behind it. She looks so professional in her glasses and curve clinging white coat ending high up her black nylon clad thighs, the bulge of her breasts bearing the spa's logo. She checks Steve's membership, booking and the so strict health check. All in order.
"Welcome to this week's private members' day." With a welcoming smile she picks up the phone. "Your hostess for the day will be with you in a moment. Her name's Julie." She gives another, more mischievous, smile. "She'll be so pleased to help you with anything you want. Do take a seat."
Steve settles himself into a brown leather armchair and gazes around him. He remembers his friend's words:
"Its expensive." It certainly is! "But its worth it and just what you need. It's not just for single men. My wife and I go there quite often. You never know whom you'll meet."
Single men -- the words reverberate in Steve's head. Joan. Just a few months ago there she was in bed next to him, under him, on top, warm, soft, smooth and so adventurous. Then ... still just in her forties. So tragic. But Julie arrives, and in an instant Steve's sad thoughts are dispelled.
Julie's mid twenties with blonde hair to her shoulders. Her man's dream figure's squeezed into the short white coat, the one the girls at the spa wear just for private members' days. It's daringly low cut between her big young breasts and ends high up her bare tanned thighs. Her pretty face beams a welcoming smile as she introduces herself.
"Good morning Mr Tomlinson. I'm Julie, your hostess for the day. I'm here to make sure you have anything you want."
She stands in front of him, legs slightly spread, rocking slightly but so sensuously on her heels. Steve's exploring eyes already see nude, like he's seen her nude before in the spa's website pages now he's a private member too.
"Do come with me," her brisk professional voice continues. "I'll show you where you can get changed, though clothing is optional on private members' days. Then I'll show you round."
Julie's heels go click clack on the foyer floor before they're silenced in the thick carpet of a wood panelled corridor lined with pictures of nude men and women showing off perfect faces and bodies. With her every stride Julie's short white coat tightens over her swaying bottom. The outline of her brief panties show, and the gaps between the widely spaced buttons show Steve her big bouncy breasts aren't contained in a bra.
In a locker room Steve strips. He briefly examines himself naked in the full length mirror. He knows he's got nothing to be ashamed of: late forties, slim, fit and muscular from the gym, just a streak of grey in his hair, looking every bit the successful executive that he is, and as some describe it "well hung." He runs his fingers between his legs, ruffling his dark pubic hair. For today Steve's trimmed back to a neat ring just round his penis and balls. For good measure he's taken half a Viagra though he knows he doesn't need it. If Julie is a sign of what's to come his erection is already rising hard. Then clad just in a white towelling robe he's ready for anything the day has to offer.
Julie shows Steve the lounge with its armchairs to relax in and magazines to enjoy. An open magazine displays its centrefold: a blonde girl doing the splits nude on a sheepskin rug, leaning back on her hands so her big young breasts swing up. Julie dutifully closes it and returns it to a pile. On another magazine's cover a bronzed, muscular young man naked but for women's red high heel shoes stands astride a big silver tanked motorcycle.
"We cater for all tastes," Julie comments with a smile that shows Steve's exploring eyes on her breasts and legs have already told her what his tastes are.
Then the pool. Under a big glass atrium palm trees and comfortable loungers surround its wide edge. Men and women are swimming, playing and splashing. Through the water Steve sees dark shadows of pubic hair that show the swimmers are all nude.
"Now Mr Tomlinson," Julie's voice is brisk and professional. "I understand your first session is our men's 'Be at home in your body' class. It's very popular." She gives Steve a mischievous grin. "Its about to start so let me take you there."
Click-clack go Julie's heels and her coat tightens over her bottom as she leads the way.
The class room is functional and cosily lit. Its walls are a relaxing colour and tastefully decorated with pictures of women, nude or in underwear in poses as erotic as any in the magazines. Steve's the last to arrive. Five other men are already there, all naked, of ages from thirty to sixties, with penises of various sizes, hairiness and stages of erection. And like men always do, as well as studying the pictures they're all studying each other's sex kit while trying not to let their interest show.
Men's eyes go to Steve's penis as he strips off his towelling robe. With the sheer eroticism and with the Viagra at work the head of his eight inches of stiffly arching manhood is pointing straight up at the ceiling.
The door opens, in walks the class tutor, and all the men's eyes are instantly on her. She's mid thirties, attractive and vivacious. Her dark hair's in a pony tail and her perfect body's squeezed into a purple leotard, low cut between big breasts, high cut at her hips, just a thong between smooth bum cheeks that gleam under the lights, tanned bare legs ending in purple high heels. Her leotard's the kind that emphasises her curves even more sensuously than if she was nude. With confident strides, swinging thighs, wiggling bottom and breasts bouncing under her leotard she walks to the centre of the room and stands with legs wide, rocking her heels. She scans the naked men around her and smiles.
"Thank you all for coming gentlemen. I'm Laura, your masturbation mistress. Masturbate, wank, jack off, you all do it don't you?" Laura gives the smile of a woman who enjoys her job as her eyes swing round the circle of men. "Of course you do! I'm here to help you get the best out of your masturbation experience." She pauses. "Now gentlemen, lets get down to business."